Health Clinic Counselor (Nancy Walls): "Any questions?"
Dad at Health Clinic (David Koechner): "Here's a cute story. I came home the other day and he was with his girlfriend in my marital bed doing things that are illegal in Alabama. Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?"
Health Clinic Counselor: "Did you have a question?"
Dad at Health Clinic: "How do I get my wife to do that?"