Health Clinic Counselor: "Uh, well, instead of intercourse, you could have outer-course."
Marla (Kat Dennings): "Outer-course? Ugh, what's that?"
Andy: "Yeah, what is that?"
Health Clinic Counselor: "Well, outer-course is anything that isn't vaginal intercourse."
Boy at Health Clinic (Nick Lashaway): "I prefer vaginal intercourse."
Dad at Health Clinic (David Koechner): "He really does."