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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
hucktrt.wav(146K) hucktrt.mp3(146K) hucktrt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "When it comes to catchin' trout, nothin' beats the German line infantry..."
Bart: "Beautiful, aren't they?"
Nelson: "Yep, I'm gonna huck 'em at cars!"
nelsong.wav(???K) nelsong.mp3(???K) nelsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Ah, jeez. I never hang out with him... normally"
Martin: "(sings) Hark."
nels1.wav(92K) nels1.mp3(92K) nels1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?"
Bart: "Polly-wolly-doodle..."
Nelson: "Oh yeah? Well it sounds polly-wolly-crappy! Ha ha!"
teamdisc.wav(72K) teamdisc.mp3(72K) teamdisc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Martin: "Team discovery channel"
Nelson: "Hmm... Your wussiness better come in handy..."
haha3.wav(39K) haha3.mp3(39K) haha3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Ha ha"
Parrot: "(squawk) Ha ha (whistle)"
haha.wav(9K) haha.mp3(9K) haha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Ha ha!"
ha_ha.wav(28K) ha_ha.mp3(28K) ha_ha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Ha ha!"
homework.wav(33K) homework.mp3(33K) homework.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Nelson: "Homework rots!"
