All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
doorstop.wav(127K) doorstop.mp3(127K) doorstop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "Do you think you can get the dentle plan back?"
Homer: "Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator: Mr. Burns or me..."
Bart: "Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish..."
Homer: "Done and done... he he he... Doh!"
dohdeer.wav(47K) dohdeer.mp3(47K) dohdeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Homer: "(crash) Doh!"
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer..."
scumbag.wav(162K) scumbag.mp3(162K) scumbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?"
Homer: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag - why sweetie?"
woodstck.wav(84K) woodstck.mp3(84K) woodstck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "Wow, it's like Woodstock, but with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards!"
lisa1.wav(74K) lisa1.mp3(74K) lisa1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "Mom, if you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots."
Bart: "Really? What kind of robots?"
cast_off.wav(75K) cast_off.mp3(75K) cast_off.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "I always knew some day mom would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors."
Bart: "Ah, shut yer yap."
purple.wav(39K) purple.mp3(39K) purple.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "No thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
Homer: "This has purple stuff inside... Purple is a fruit."
genx.wav(49K) genx.mp3(49K) genx.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "Generation X may be shallow, but at least they have tolerance and respect for all people."
dontpity.wav(21K) dontpity.mp3(21K) dontpity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lisa: "I don't want your pity."