Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

canthnk.wav(101K) canthnk.mp3(101K) canthnk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(guitar playing) Will you knock it off? I can't hear myself think!" (guitar stops)"
Homer's brain: "I want some peanuts."
Homer: "That's better!"

nachohat.wav(101K) nachohat.mp3(101K) nachohat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat! Thanks, man." (slurp, crunch)"
Homer sings: "Nacho, nacho man... I want to be a nacho man!"

pokerdog.wav(104K) pokerdog.mp3(104K) pokerdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(more screaming, running away) Aigh! They're DOGS... and they're playing POKER! Aaaaargh!"

myside.wav(106K) myside.mp3(106K) myside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I have nothing more to say to you, Marge. I'm drawing a line down the center of the house a l�'I Love Lucy'. You stay on your side and I'll stay on my side... Doh!"

hmr2.wav(107K) hmr2.mp3(107K) hmr2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I wanna go to Duff Gardens... right now."
Marge: "Oh Homer, quit pouting."
Homer: "I'm not pouting, I'm mourning... stupid dead woman!"

flanderssong.wav(108K) flanderssong.mp3(108K) flanderssong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chorus sings: "Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders..."
Homer: "Not me!"
Chorus: "Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders..."

bnbrunch.wav(109K) bnbrunch.mp3(109K) bnbrunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

(Unknown): "First, the award for the alumnus who's gained the most weight: Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "Oh my God!"
(Unknown): "How did you do it, Homer?"
Homer: "I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch."

dino.wav(114K) dino.mp3(114K) dino.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs wheren't just confined to zoos..."

hell.wav(113K) hell.mp3(113K) hell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "But that's what we learned about... I sure as HELL can't tell you we learned about HELL unless I say 'HELL', can I?"
Homer: "Er, lad has a point there..."
Bart: "Hell yes!"
Marge: "Bart! You're no longer in Sunday School! Don't swear!"

suck.wav(116K) suck.mp3(116K) suck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Marge: "Homer, watch your mouth!"
Homer: "Uh, I gotta go - my damn wiener kids are listening..."

takecap.wav(120K) takecap.mp3(120K) takecap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Taking an officer's cap is an arrestible offence."
Homer: "Ooh, what are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do, huh? Ooh, I'm officer Marge... I'm gonna arrest you... (sound of gun cocking) Huh, what?"

beertalk.wav(122K) beertalk.mp3(122K) beertalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(drunk) Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit... They got these big, chewy pretzels here... (mumbles)... beer... Five dollars? Get outta here!"

mineymoe.wav(124K) mineymoe.mp3(124K) mineymoe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Computer: "Crisis has been averted. Everything is super."
Owner of the Shelbyville Power Plant: "Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant. With that... (shouts) Is the other driving? Do you even know which button you pushed?"
Homer: "Sure, Moe."

default.wav(126K) default.mp3(126K) default.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

(Unknown): "Well Homer, I guess you're the winner by default."
Homer: "Default? Woo hoo! Default: the two sweetest words in the English language... de fault, de fault, de fault (punching sounds)"

doorstop.wav(127K) doorstop.mp3(127K) doorstop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "Do you think you can get the dentle plan back?"
Homer: "Well, that depends on who's the better negotiator: Mr. Burns or me..."
Bart: "Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old danish..."
Homer: "Done and done... he he he... Doh!"

flanders__donefor.wav(127K) flanders__donefor.mp3(127K) flanders__donefor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Flanders: "Oh, we're done for... we're done for... we're done-diddily-done for... we're done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily done-diddily-doodily..." (slapping sound)"
Homer: "Flanders, snap out of it!"

smart.wav(128K) smart.mp3(128K) smart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I am s-smart! I am s-smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T..."

beerkill.wav(131K) beerkill.mp3(131K) beerkill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh Lisa, you and your stories: 'Bart is a vampire', 'Beer kills brain cells'. Now let's go back to that building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."

hmr1.wav(148K) hmr1.mp3(148K) hmr1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh, that man is sick!"
Marge: "Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer."
Homer: "But listen to the music... He's evil!"
Marge: "Hasn't this experience taught you, you can't believe anything you hear?"
Homer: "Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."

tut_on.wav(152K) tut_on.mp3(152K) tut_on.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson..." (door slams)"
Marge: "I choose to take that literally."
Homer: "Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Toot on, son, toot on!"

dst.wav(153K) dst.mp3(153K) dst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "First time I've ever been early for work! Except for all those 'daylight savings' days... lousy farmers!"

32dohs.wav(160K) 32dohs.mp3(160K) 32dohs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "A collection of 32 Dohs"

scumbag.wav(162K) scumbag.mp3(162K) scumbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger?"
Homer: "I'd say you're a lying scumbag - why sweetie?"

bologna.wav(176K) bologna.mp3(176K) bologna.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer sings: "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R... my baloney has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R"

bringwtr.wav(82K) bringwtr.mp3(82K) bringwtr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Woman: "Is it true that we have to bring our own water?"
Homer: "We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back."

destruct.wav(83K) destruct.mp3(83K) destruct.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!"

homercry.wav(83K) homercry.mp3(83K) homercry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Hearye, hearye: Ye old town crier proclaimed crappy by all - chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shall rock thy world!"

okbrain.wav(84K) okbrain.mp3(84K) okbrain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Alright brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer."

freeduff.wav(88K) freeduff.mp3(88K) freeduff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(gasps) Free Duff! Viva life!" (sound effects of Homer chugging multiple Duffs and falling over)"

damn-it.wav(89K) damn-it.mp3(89K) damn-it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer swears: "Damn it! Doh I, Arrrgh... Ah, hell with it!"

hmr7.wav(90K) hmr7.mp3(90K) hmr7.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right... Doh!"

flancry.wav(92K) flancry.mp3(92K) flancry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Flanders: "Har-ye, har-ye... I declare myself tickled pink about Springfield's bicen-tiddily, ti-ten-toodily, rin-tin-tennial day!"
Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck Flanders!"

evlhmer.wav(94K) evlhmer.mp3(94K) evlhmer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(singing) I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer... I am evil Homer..."

kennedy.wav(97K) kennedy.mp3(97K) kennedy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Young Homer: "Look at me, er... um... mom: I am er um, President Kennedy"

wplowrap.wav(99K) wplowrap.mp3(99K) wplowrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I know, I'll do a rap! (boom chi chi boom chi chi boom chi boom)
I'm Mr. Plow and I'm here to say
I'm the plowinist guy in the USA (Snowball squeals)
I've got a big plow and I move a lot of things (Lisa and Bart say "Aw, dad, please")
Strike your cow if you have one..."

invincible.wav(51K) invincible.mp3(51K) invincible.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I am invincible! Invincible! (smack) Yooowww!"

21.wav(53K) 21.mp3(53K) 21.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dealer: "19"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "20"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "21"
Homer: "Hit me"
Dealer: "22"
Homer: "Doh!"

hmr5.wav(53K) hmr5.mp3(53K) hmr5.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "This is all your fault! It's... Awww, how can I stay mad at you?"

hmr6.wav(54K) hmr6.mp3(54K) hmr6.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before... and which way to the can?"

graduate.wav(57K) graduate.mp3(57K) graduate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go the moon, but you can't make my shoes smell good?"

otto4.wav(57K) otto4.mp3(57K) otto4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Alright, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage."
Otto: "Wow, what's the catch?"

mmmbbq.wav(58K) mmmbbq.mp3(58K) mmmbbq.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(sniffs) Mmmm... barbecue..."

baddonut.wav(59K) baddonut.mp3(59K) baddonut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmmm... forbidden donut...(munching sounds)"

despbeer.wav(59K) despbeer.mp3(59K) despbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

beerpain.wav(60K) beerpain.mp3(60K) beerpain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "No, no... beer bring pain!"

daddy.wav(60K) daddy.mp3(60K) daddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Woman: "(smack, spank, whack) Oh, God!"
Homer: "He he he... call me daddy"

gotmail1.wav(61K) gotmail1.mp3(61K) gotmail1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "The mail! The mail is here! Ooooh..."

dancin.wav(68K) dancin.mp3(68K) dancin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer sings: "You make me feel like dancing..."
Barney sings: "I wanna dance the night away..."

american.wav(63K) american.mp3(63K) american.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "If you don't like your job, you don't strike - You just go in every day and do it really half-assed! That's the American Way."

burrito.wav(63K) burrito.mp3(63K) burrito.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(chants) Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? (smack!) Ow!"

here-ye.wav(64K) here-ye.mp3(64K) here-ye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Hearye, hearye - the Homer Broadcasting System is on the air! All hollering, all the time!"

noname.wav(66K) noname.mp3(66K) noname.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Now here are some of your no-name bands: Sonic Youth, Nine Inch Nails..."

grandpa.wav(69K) grandpa.mp3(69K) grandpa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "That's 'cuz you're a screw-up!"
Homer: "You're the screw-up!"
Abe: "Why you little... (choking sounds)"

change.wav(72K) change.mp3(72K) change.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I guess some people never change... Or, they quickly change and then quickly change back."

truth.wav(75K) truth.mp3(75K) truth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "You want the truth? You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

nevertry.wav(76K) nevertry.mp3(76K) nevertry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try."

floorpie.wav(79K) floorpie.mp3(79K) floorpie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oooh... floor pie! Wah!"

rockperf.wav(80K) rockperf.mp3(80K) rockperf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact."

choclate.wav(31K) choclate.mp3(31K) choclate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... chocolate"

mmbeer.wav(31K) mmbeer.mp3(31K) mmbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... beer"

oscar.wav(31K) oscar.mp3(31K) oscar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "He he he... just like Oscar the Grouch..."

dohaaa.wav(34K) dohaaa.mp3(34K) dohaaa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Doh! Argh! Aaiii! (crash, splat)"

hmrnet.wav(35K) hmrnet.mp3(35K) hmrnet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "The girls of the Internet... Ooh, I'd go online with them any day!"

laws.wav(37K) laws.mp3(37K) laws.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

purple.wav(39K) purple.mp3(39K) purple.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Donut?"
Lisa: "No thanks. Do you have any fruit?"
Homer: "This has purple stuff inside... Purple is a fruit."

anykey.wav(39K) anykey.mp3(39K) anykey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "To start, press any key... Where's the Anykey?"

dew.wav(39K) dew.mp3(39K) dew.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Er, gotta go shake the dew off the lily..."

hmrcando.wav(39K) hmrcando.mp3(39K) hmrcando.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(gasps) Computers can do that?"

crime.wav(40K) crime.mp3(40K) crime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmmm... organized crime..."

obeseman.wav(40K) obeseman.mp3(40K) obeseman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body"

theplan.wav(40K) theplan.mp3(40K) theplan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack."
Homer: "That's the plan!"

fat.wav(43K) fat.mp3(43K) fat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... fattening..."

homer15.wav(43K) homer15.mp3(43K) homer15.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Well all I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort - that's it!"

donuts.wav(44K) donuts.mp3(44K) donuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Donuts - is there anything they can't do?"

aye_aye.wav(45K) aye_aye.mp3(45K) aye_aye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Aye aye, Admiral Butthead"

free_goo.wav(46K) free_goo.mp3(46K) free_goo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmmm... free goo..."

hmr4.wav(46K) hmr4.mp3(46K) hmr4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Don't hassle with that, boy... They have eerie powers"

urdedbrn.wav(46K) urdedbrn.mp3(46K) urdedbrn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh you're a dead man, Burns... Oh you're dead, YOU'RE DEAD BURNS!"

dohdeer.wav(47K) dohdeer.mp3(47K) dohdeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(crash) Doh!"
Lisa: "A deer!"
Marge: "A female deer..."

headache.wav(48K) headache.mp3(48K) headache.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes..."

boring.wav(21K) boring.mp3(21K) boring.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Boring!"

mfuzzy.wav(22K) mfuzzy.mp3(22K) mfuzzy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... fuzzy..."

notimeforthatnow.wav(22K) notimeforthatnow.mp3(22K) notimeforthatnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "No time for that now, the computer's starting"

suck_uck.wav(22K) suck_uck.mp3(22K) suck_uck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "You suck-diddily-uck, Flanders!"

dare-ya.wav(23K) dare-ya.mp3(23K) dare-ya.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Come on, I dare ya"

jive.wav(25K) jive.mp3(25K) jive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "You jive turkey"

mhogfat.wav(25K) mhogfat.mp3(25K) mhogfat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... hog fat..."

badstuff.wav(26K) badstuff.mp3(26K) badstuff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down..."

gotohell.wav(26K) gotohell.mp3(26K) gotohell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer shouts: "Go to hell!"

hi-daily.wav(26K) hi-daily.mp3(26K) hi-daily.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Flanders: "Hi-dily hey!"
Homer: "Go home!"
Flanders: "Toodily-doo!"

notgay.wav(26K) notgay.mp3(26K) notgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn..."

curvy.wav(27K) curvy.mp3(27K) curvy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!"

ebert.wav(28K) ebert.mp3(28K) ebert.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh, no... I'm sweating like Roger Ebert!"

ummsom.wav(28K) ummsom.mp3(28K) ummsom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmmm... something..."

blubber.wav(29K) blubber.mp3(29K) blubber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Woo hoo! Look at that blubber fly!"

brainiac.wav(29K) brainiac.mp3(29K) brainiac.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Uh, excuse me Professor Braniac"

jip.wav(29K) jip.mp3(29K) jip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Aww, what a gyp!"

mdonuts.wav(30K) mdonuts.mp3(30K) mdonuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmm... donuts..."

urinal.wav(30K) urinal.mp3(30K) urinal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(sniffs) Mmmm... urinal fresh..."

doh.wav(6K) doh.mp3(6K) doh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Doh!"

070-who2.wav(6K) 070-who2.mp3(6K) 070-who2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Woo hoo!"

bang_ow.wav(9K) bang_ow.mp3(9K) bang_ow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(bang) Owwww!!"

whatwsth.wav(9K) whatwsth.mp3(9K) whatwsth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "What the hell was that?"

you.wav(9K) you.mp3(9K) you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Why you little...!"

no.wav(10K) no.mp3(10K) no.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "No..."

boogie.wav(13K) boogie.mp3(13K) boogie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Aigh! Boogie man!"

ow2.wav(13K) ow2.mp3(13K) ow2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oohhhh!"

1doh.wav(14K) 1doh.mp3(14K) 1doh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Another Doh!"

awwcrap.wav(14K) awwcrap.mp3(14K) awwcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Aww, crap!"

wahoo.wav(14K) wahoo.mp3(14K) wahoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Whoo hoo!"

superfan.wav(16K) superfan.mp3(16K) superfan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(gasp) Super fun happy slide!"

wshutupbrain.wav(16K) wshutupbrain.mp3(16K) wshutupbrain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"

homer.wav(17K) homer.mp3(17K) homer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Yet another Doh!"

kmhyb.wav(17K) kmhyb.mp3(17K) kmhyb.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Kiss my hairy yellow butt."

fraidnot.wav(18K) fraidnot.mp3(18K) fraidnot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "'Fraid not infinity!"
Flanders: "'Fraid so infinity plus one!"
Homer: "Doh!"

stupidtv.wav(18K) stupidtv.mp3(18K) stupidtv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "(smacking TV) Stupid TV! Be more funny!"

pagans.wav(19K) pagans.mp3(19K) pagans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "God bless those pagans..."

heardint.wav(68K) heardint.mp3(68K) heardint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?"

inetcptr.wav(54K) inetcptr.mp3(54K) inetcptr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now."

wlcminet.wav(59K) wlcminet.mp3(59K) wlcminet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Welcome to the Internet my friend. How can I help you?"

boyairpt.wav(81K) boyairpt.mp3(81K) boyairpt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "A boy can learn more at an airport than he can at any school."

funcbeer.wav(47K) funcbeer.mp3(47K) funcbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Homer no function beer well without."

jerk_ass.wav(41K) jerk_ass.mp3(41K) jerk_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Outta my way jerkass!"

nafshing.wav(61K) nafshing.mp3(61K) nafshing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Nanananana fishing!"

watchfox.wav(62K) watchfox.mp3(62K) watchfox.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer, Marge, Lisa & Bart: "We are watching Fox."

singing.wav(77K) singing.mp3(77K) singing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Singing is the lowest form of communication."

all_nuts.wav(22K) all_nuts.mp3(22K) all_nuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "You're all nuts."

failure.wav(52K) failure.mp3(52K) failure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Trying is the first step toward failure."

hm_car.wav(221K) hm_car.mp3(221K) hm_car.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Moe & Homer talk shop"

lumber.wav(70K) lumber.mp3(70K) lumber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Lumber, we need lumber."

doh2.wav(13K) doh2.mp3(13K) doh2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Doh!"

donthink.wav(50K) donthink.mp3(50K) donthink.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I don't think so, stupid!"

gumibeer.wav(57K) gumibeer.mp3(57K) gumibeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Mmmmm... Gummi Beer."

ifsandbuts.wav(97K) ifsandbuts.mp3(97K) ifsandbuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, th... how does the rest of that go?"

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