Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

matlock.wav(118K) matlock.mp3(118K) matlock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Grandpa, Matlock's not real..."
Abe: "Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'!"

withit.wav(124K) withit.mp3(124K) withit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' is seems wierd and scary to me. It'll happen to you..."

lindberg.wav(131K) lindberg.mp3<(131K)

Abe: "All right, I admit it: I am the Lindberg baby! Wah! Wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dah-dah!"
: "Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?"
Abe: "A little from column A, a little from column B..."

inyrdrms.wav(snores)"(132K) inyrdrms.mp3(snores)"(132K) inyrdrms.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Hello, beautful..."
Lunch Lady Doris: "In your dreams..."
Abe: "We'll see about that..."

wellwel.wav(139K) wellwel.mp3(139K) wellwel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Well, well, well... before I was too old, and no one wanted my help... suddenly, look who comes to old Grandpa... WAIT, where're you going? Come back, I'll tell you..."

abedeath.wav(168K) abedeath.mp3(168K) abedeath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Death stalks you at every turn... Arrrgh... Death... There it is: death... You know, at my age, the mind starts playing tricks, so... arrrrgh... death... Oh, where were we? Deeeeeeath..."

gramp.wav(81K) gramp.mp3(81K) gramp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Where'd you get all the money?"
Abe: "The government... I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell!"

3states.wav(95K) 3states.mp3(95K) 3states.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays... please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot..."

gramp3.wav(98K) gramp3.mp3(98K) gramp3.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "And I didn't like it one bit! It was disgusting and violent. I think all you people are despicable! For shame!"

grandpa.wav(choking sounds)"(69K) grandpa.mp3(choking sounds)"(69K) grandpa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "That's 'cuz you're a screw-up!"
Homer: "You're the screw-up!"
Abe: "Why you little..."

grandpa2.wav(enters coma, then revives)... French toast please."(77K) grandpa2.mp3(enters coma, then revives)... French toast please."(77K) grandpa2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Coma? Pffft... Why I go in and outta comas all the ..."

metric.wav(80K) metric.mp3(80K) metric.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "I said the metric system is the tool of the devil... My car gets 40 rods to the hog's head, and that's the way I likes it!"

bestsex.wav(32K) bestsex.mp3(32K) bestsex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"

racoon.wav(36K) racoon.mp3(36K) racoon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "That raccoon stole my lamb chop!"

theplan.wav(40K) theplan.mp3(40K) theplan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack."
Homer: "That's the plan!"

gpa_evil.wav(44K) gpa_evil.mp3(44K) gpa_evil.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Evil! Evil!"

democrat.wav(49K) democrat.mp3(49K) democrat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "That's the democrats for ya..."

oldman.wav(49K) oldman.mp3(49K) oldman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "I'm an old man! I hate everything but Matlock... Ooh, it's on now!"

kill-it.wav(25K) kill-it.mp3(25K) kill-it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Argh! Kill it! Kill it!"

doomed.wav(26K) doomed.mp3(26K) doomed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Oh no, we're all doomed!"

bitchbitch.wav(30K) bitchbitch.mp3(30K) bitchbitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!"

coughup.wav(30K) coughup.mp3(30K) coughup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "I've coughed up scarier stuff than that..."

granshtp.wav(8K) granshtp.mp3(8K) granshtp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Shut up!"

nuts2you.wav(9K) nuts2you.mp3(9K) nuts2you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "Nuts to you!"

apucomeagain.wav(11K) apucomeagain.mp3(11K) apucomeagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Apu: "Please come again..."

abimold.wav(19K) abimold.mp3(19K) abimold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Abe: "I'm old - gimme gimme gimme!"

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