Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs



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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

policy.wav(120K) policy.mp3(120K) policy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague."

leprosy.wav(38K) leprosy.mp3(38K) leprosy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Oops! Lost a nail... well, that's leprosy for you..."

mad.wav(136K) mad.mp3(136K) mad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "That fellow at Radio Shack said I was mad... well who's mad now? (diabolical laughing)"

germans.wav(177K) germans.mp3(177K) germans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "(sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me... I'm so scared! Oooooh, the Germans... Uh oh... (chorus of Germanic-sounding voices saying 'Stop it, Burns' The Germans are coming after me... Oh, don't let the Germans come after me... Oh, the Germans are coming after me... No, they're so big and strong... Protect me from the Germans! The Germans!"

pantsoff.wav(54K) pantsoff.mp3(54K) pantsoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "I'm going to sue the pants off you!"
Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off... grrrrr!"

corpse.wav(58K) corpse.mp3(58K) corpse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage..."

mayisir.wav(59K) mayisir.mp3(59K) mayisir.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Oh Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry butt goodbye..."
Smithers: "May I sir?"
Burns: "Ew!"

burns03.wav(60K) burns03.mp3(60K) burns03.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "This man is costing my health plan five thousand dollars a day. I demand that he die with dignity!"

brnsbeer.wav(72K) brnsbeer.mp3(72K) brnsbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Smithers, this beer isn't working... I don't feel any younger or funkier..."
Smithers: "Well, switch to the tablespoon, sir."

turnon.wav(79K) turnon.mp3(79K) turnon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "(as robot) Hello... Smithers... You're quite good at turning me on."

blazes.wav(32K) blazes.mp3(32K) blazes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "What in blue blazes do you think you're doing?"

buried.wav(34K) buried.mp3(34K) buried.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "When I pass on, you shall be buried alive with me..."

simp113.wav(39K) simp113.mp3(39K) simp113.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Smithers: "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir... Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre..."
Burns: "I ought to club them and eat their bones..."

brainsrg.wav(41K) brainsrg.mp3(41K) brainsrg.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Dammit Smithers, this isn't rocket science... it's brain surgery!"

clinking.wav(44K) clinking.mp3(44K) clinking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Clinking, clavering cacaphony of collisionous cogs and cam shifts... take that!"

prince.wav(47K) prince.mp3(47K) prince.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Hmmm... who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib..."
Smithers: "Er, Prince of Darkness, sir, he's your 11 o'clock."

grand.wav(22K) grand.mp3(22K) grand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Isn't life grand?"

burnrubr.wav(24K) burnrubr.mp3(24K) burnrubr.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Now let's burn rubber, baby!"

deepdoh.wav(27K) deepdoh.mp3(27K) deepdoh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Yes, you're in deep doo now"

coheart.wav(29K) coheart.mp3(29K) coheart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Cooooh... I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart!"

pishposh.wav(8K) pishposh.mp3(8K) pishposh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Pish posh!"

hotdog.wav(11K) hotdog.mp3(11K) hotdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Hot dog!"

begone.wav(19K) begone.mp3(19K) begone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Burns: "Be gone from my sight!"

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