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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
wbankrun.wav(97K) wbankrun.mp3(97K) wbankrun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Slap on your bullet-proof vest, Sanji, it's time for another bank run."
Sanji: "Alright, but if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife."
Apu: "I promise nothing!"
nylon.wav(56K) nylon.mp3(56K) nylon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Ooh, they used nylon rope this time! It feels so smooth against my skin... almost sensuous!"
noenglish.wav(76K) noenglish.mp3(76K) noenglish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak English. Ok."
Woman: "But, you were just talking..."
Apu: "Yes, yes, hot dog, hot dog, yes sir, no sir, maybe ok."
peanut.wav(17K) peanut.mp3(17K) peanut.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut"
shot-at.wav(37K) shot-at.mp3(37K) shot-at.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "I won't lie to you... in this job, you WILL be shot at..."
apubitc1.wav(23K) apubitc1.mp3(23K) apubitc1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "We're putting that bitch on ice..."
badparty.wav(28K) badparty.mp3(28K) badparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated..."
get-out.wav(29K) get-out.mp3(29K) get-out.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again!"
apuhell.wav(30K) apuhell.mp3(30K) apuhell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Thank you for coming - I'll see you in hell!"
wdishonour.wav(30K) wdishonour.mp3(30K) wdishonour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "It is a great dishonor to my ancestors and my God... but OK!"
wapuname.wav(14K) wapuname.mp3(14K) wapuname.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Apu... Nassapimapetilon"
twinkie.wav(19K) twinkie.mp3(19K) twinkie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Silly customer... you cannot hurt the Twinkie..."
wcustomer.wav(20K) wcustomer.mp3(20K) wcustomer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "Hello steady customer, how are you this evening sir?"
magbastd.wav(68K) magbastd.mp3(68K) magbastd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Apu: "You magnificent bastard! I salute you!"
