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317_92cents.wav(79.0K) 317_92cents.mp3(79.0K)

: "The brown noise is believed to be 92 cents below the lowest octave of E-flat"

317_allicansay.wav(44.1K) 317_allicansay.mp3(44.1K)

: "There comes a time in every father's life when he must ask himself, "How far will I go to save my son's life?"

317_amazing.wav(37.3K) 317_amazing.mp3(37.3K)

: "Oh I crapped my pants! That's amazing!"

317_arkansas.wav(5.8K) 317_arkansas.mp3(5.8K)

: "What's Arkansas? Is that a state?"

317_beer.wav(31.8K) 317_beer.mp3(31.8K)

: "Your mom's out at bridge night; you want a beer or something?"

317_bigquestion.wav(29.6K) 317_bigquestion.mp3(29.6K)

: "A nation mourns and tries to rebuild..."

317_brownnoise.wav(78.3K) 317_brownnoise.mp3(78.3K)

: "We're trying to find the brown noise - it's this one pitch, this certain frequency that makes people lose bowel control"

317_burnvictim.wav(28.2K) 317_burnvictim.mp3(28.2K)

: "Hey, kid, whassamatta? You a freakin' burn victim or somethin'?"

317_cantwait.wav(19.8K) 317_cantwait.mp3(19.8K)

: "I can't wait to see them crap their pants in front of everybody, you guys"

317_catchon.wav(24.1K) 317_catchon.mp3(24.1K)

: "We still don't know what queef means. We can pretend that we know what it means!"

317_chicagohope.wav(52.7K) 317_chicagohope.mp3(52.7K)

: "We can use the brown noise to get back at those ... New Yorker kids!"

317_comein.wav(29.6K) 317_comein.mp3(29.6K)

: "Hello, dad."

317_compromises.wav(62.5K) 317_compromises.mp3(62.5K)

: "Family is about compromises. Don't lose your son over this, Mr. Garrison"

317_demons.wav(63.1K) 317_demons.mp3(63.1K)

: "I've come to ask you about the sexual abuse, dad."

317_different.wav(27.5K) 317_different.mp3(27.5K)

: "He thinks if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!"

317_dontloveme.wav(35.5K) 317_dontloveme.mp3(35.5K)

: "bleep damnit, I'm not going to molest you! You don't love me! I wanna die!"

317_dooropen.wav(51.9K) 317_dooropen.mp3(51.9K)

: "I'll leave the door open in case you need to see me about anything."

317_eskimos.wav(22.4K) 317_eskimos.mp3(22.4K)

: "Hey! Look at the freakin' eskimos in their little hats and gloves!"

317_exists.wav(15.9K) 317_exists.mp3(15.9K)

: "Next time you make up a word, don't make up one that already exists!"

317_familymen.wav(59.4K) 317_familymen.mp3(59.4K)

: "Would you have sex with your son to save his life?"

317_fastasleep.wav(96.3K) 317_fastasleep.mp3(96.3K)

: "I'm just fast asleep, not hearing anything. Ohh! Whoa! Oh Dad! Oh goodness gracious!"

317_fine.wav(77.1K) 317_fine.mp3(77.1K)

: "Guess I'll just go on up to bed now."

317_fingering.wav(51.7K) 317_fingering.mp3(51.7K)

: "Kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long...Kyle's mom says Kyle's getting really good at fingering."

317_french.wav(26.7K) 317_french.mp3(26.7K)

: "Kyle and Cartman argue about the Brown Noise"

317_getback.wav(98.6K) 317_getback.mp3(98.6K)

: "Cartman and Kenny demonstrate the Brown Noise to Stan and Kyle"

317_getlost.wav(41.5K) 317_getlost.mp3(41.5K)

: "If you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G here."

317_getoutofhere.wav(45.8K) 317_getoutofhere.mp3(45.8K)

: "The New Yorkers expose the boys."

317_goodbye.wav(46.1K) 317_goodbye.mp3(46.1K)

: "You kiss just like my dad!"

317_grewup.wav(28.6K) 317_grewup.mp3(28.6K)

: "Arkansas is where I grew up. My parents grew up there; my...father, still lives there."

317_greyskies.wav(17.1K) 317_greyskies.mp3(17.1K)

: "Grey skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face!"

317_groundzero.wav(55.0K) 317_groundzero.mp3(55.0K)

: "Like the rest of the world, everyone here has crapped their pants. Some crapped themselves to death."

317_gun.wav(47.9K) 317_gun.mp3(47.9K)

: "The men discuss incest at the bar."

317_hellothere.wav(86.2K) 317_hellothere.mp3(86.2K)

: "Well, hello there, queefs! All bundled up, nice and warm are we? You guys are nothing but mung!"

317_introduce.wav(30.2K) 317_introduce.mp3(30.2K)

: "I would like to introduce...Yoko Ono!"

317_issoaword.wav(57.2K) 317_issoaword.mp3(57.2K)

: "Mung is the stuff that comes out when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach."

317_karen.wav(32.2K) 317_karen.mp3(32.2K)

: "When I find it, I'll make you crap yourselves so you'll look like Karen Carpenter"

317_keeplooking.wav(38.0K) 317_keeplooking.mp3(38.0K)

: "I can't find the word queef anywhere!"

317_kennyg.wav(22.9K) 317_kennyg.mp3(22.9K)

: "Mr. Garrison pays Kenny G for his "favor"

317_large...wav(39.3K) 317_large...mp3(39.3K)

: "..4 million children play "My Country 'Tis of Thee" on their recorders..."

317_learn...wav(53.2K) 317_learn...mp3(53.2K)

: "I learned something today...we're already totally cool."

317_moron.wav(84.8K) 317_moron.mp3(84.8K)

: "Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat fight"

317_mung.wav(68.5K) 317_mung.mp3(68.5K)

: "The boys make up a word to "bust" the New Yorkers"

317_mycountry.wav(131.5K) 317_mycountry.mp3(131.5K)

: "4 million recorders playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" then a worldwide pants-crapping"

317_myself.wav(87.8K) 317_myself.mp3(87.8K)

: "More incest talk at the bar"

317_noidea.wav(82.8K) 317_noidea.mp3(82.8K)

: "What the hell is that lady talking about? I have no idea."

317_nothere.wav(33.6K) 317_nothere.mp3(33.6K)

: "Mr. Garrison isn't here right now"

317_notlistening.wav(44.8K) 317_notlistening.mp3(44.8K)

: "Mr. Garrison's parents argue about molestation"

317_orsomething.wav(36.2K) 317_orsomething.mp3(36.2K)

: "Let's get away from these rednecks before we get redneck-acitis or somethin'."

317_pox.wav(111.5K) 317_pox.mp3(111.5K)

: "The television ad for the recorder concert"

317_prettycool.wav(49.9K) 317_prettycool.mp3(49.9K)

: "The New Yorkers think the boys are pretty cool"

317_queef.wav(44.0K) 317_queef.mp3(44.0K)

: "You don't even know what a queef is?"

317_quiet.wav(200.0K) 317_quiet.mp3(200.0K)

: "The concert organizer calls for quiet"

317_reallywell.wav(41.2K) 317_reallywell.mp3(41.2K)

: "I'd say other than making everyone in the world crap their pants, our event went over really well."

317_rednecks.wav(54.5K) 317_rednecks.mp3(54.5K)

: "The boys meet the New Yorkers."

317_revisedmusic.wav(58.7K) 317_revisedmusic.mp3(58.7K)

: "The music sheet with the brown noise is discovered."

317_saneperson.wav(9.5K) 317_saneperson.mp3(9.5K)

: "Am I the only sane person left on Earth?"

317_scrupples.wav(65.2K) 317_scrupples.mp3(65.2K)

: "Even more incest talk at the bar"

317_secondstar.wav(64.4K) 317_secondstar.mp3(64.4K)

: "Which way should we go? Second star to the right, and straight on to home"

317_seeyou.wav(8.4K) 317_seeyou.mp3(8.4K)

: "See ya later, queefs!"

317_sherlock.wav(41.2K) 317_sherlock.mp3(41.2K)

: "Mr. hat snaps at Mr. Mackey"

317_sitdown.wav(23.5K) 317_sitdown.mp3(23.5K)

: "I haven't seen my father in 23 years"

317_sohelpme.wav(31.8K) 317_sohelpme.mp3(31.8K)

: "So help me, God, South Park Elementary is not going to be the only ones that don't know the song"

317_take1.wav(59.6K) 317_take1.mp3(59.6K)

: "The class's first try at playing "My Country 'Tis of Thee"

317_take2.wav(61.4K) 317_take2.mp3(61.4K)

: "The sound of a peacock getting its neck broken"

317_talktoyou.wav(11.6K) 317_talktoyou.mp3(11.6K)

: "Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you for a second?"

317_thanks.wav(17.1K) 317_thanks.mp3(17.1K)

: "Kenny G gets the kids ready to play"

317_thistime.wav(76.1K) 317_thistime.mp3(76.1K)

: "Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat fight on the bus"

317_troubles.wav(48.5K) 317_troubles.mp3(48.5K)

: "Mr. Garrison's dad asks his friends for help"

317_uncle.wav(80.8K) 317_uncle.mp3(80.8K)

: "Mr. Garrison tells Mr. Mackey about his history."

317_under20.wav(32.0K) 317_under20.mp3(32.0K)

: "It's been just under 20 hours since everyone on Earth pooped their pants..."

317_verydeep.wav(46.0K) 317_verydeep.mp3(46.0K)

: "Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison's dad to help his son."

317_westside.wav(26.5K) 317_westside.mp3(26.5K)

: "That's fine, next time just remember we're all pretty cool on the west side too..."

317_whynot.wav(76.4K) 317_whynot.mp3(76.4K)

: "Sure, you could go off and screw any whore on Ryland street, but when it came to your own son, you were too busy!"

317_witho...wav(57.6K) 317_witho...mp3(57.6K)

: "Even more incest talk at the bar"

317_wonthear.wav(55.4K) 317_wonthear.mp3(55.4K)

: "Mr. Garrison yells at his mother"

317_wrong.wav(64.4K) 317_wrong.mp3(64.4K)

: "I didn't do it because it's wrong!"

317_yokoono.wav(32.4K) 317_yokoono.mp3(32.4K)

: "Yoko Ono talks to the kids."

317_yokoono2.wav(28.3K) 317_yokoono2.mp3(28.3K)

: "Yoko Ono does more incoherent babbling"

317_youknew.wav(59.2K) 317_youknew.mp3(59.2K)

: "...Dad never sexually molested me..."

317_yourfather.wav(89.8K) 317_yourfather.mp3(89.8K)

: "Mr. Mackey tells Mr. Garrison to reconcile his family relationships"