Episode 312 Korns Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
312_2months.wav(44K) 312_2months.mp3(44K) 312_2months.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey you guys, you know what time of year it is? Of course, dumbass, its Halloween. That's right, and that means only 2 more months til Christmas!"
312_72sho...wav(16K) 312_72sho...mp3(16K) 312_72sho...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Eric, its only Halloween. Thats only 72 shopping days left for you!"
312_abomination.wav(60K) 312_abomination.mp3(60K) 312_abomination.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Halloween is an abomination of God. I would do anything to stop this wretched unholy holiday."
312_adeadbody.wav(36K) 312_adeadbody.mp3(36K) 312_adeadbody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What's the scariest thing we could get? Spooky spider? No, a dead body!"
312_arresthim.wav(44K) 312_arresthim.mp3(44K) 312_arresthim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, what are you waiting for Barbrady, arrest that man. No, arrest him!"
312_callt...wav(24K) 312_callt...mp3(24K) 312_callt...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh we don't do anything; we're just the watchmen."
312_carols.wav(51K) 312_carols.mp3(51K) 312_carols.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cartman will you stop singing Christmas carols?!"
312_catalog.wav(104K) 312_catalog.mp3(104K) 312_catalog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Lemme see... I want, this, and this, and..."
312_cheese.wav(30K) 312_cheese.mp3(30K) 312_cheese.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Then all he needed was some sound effects created by this cup and a piece of cheese."
312_chewbacca.wav(28K) 312_chewbacca.mp3(28K) 312_chewbacca.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And the winner of the costume contest is... Wendy for her Chewbacca costume!"
312_chickens.wav(25K) 312_chickens.mp3(25K) 312_chickens.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ha ha ha ha ha, we scared you chickens!"
312_chowderhead.wav(37K) 312_chowderhead.mp3(37K) 312_chowderhead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This map doesn't make any sense. Thats because you'vr got it upside down chowderhead!"
312_clearout.wav(24K) 312_clearout.mp3(24K) 312_clearout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You best clear outta here, there's pirate ghosts and they'll kill yah."
312_closingsong.wav(317K) 312_closingsong.mp3(317K) 312_closingsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Korn's debut single, Falling Away From Me, from their new album, Issues as played during the end credits"
312_cool.wav(42K) 312_cool.mp3(42K) 312_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, I don't wanna dig up my dead grandma cuz I'm such a goodie two-shoes!"
312_cooldryplace.wav(19K) 312_cooldryplace.mp3(19K) 312_cooldryplace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool dry place as not to allow further decomposition."
312_cottonswaps.wav(35K) 312_cottonswaps.mp3(35K) 312_cottonswaps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, and then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs to create the ghosts!"
312_crispy.wav(20K) 312_crispy.mp3(20K) 312_crispy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What does this dead grandma look like. Ah, she was all like crunchy and crispy and stuff..."
312_defiled.wav(58K) 312_defiled.mp3(58K) 312_defiled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ms. Broslofski, somebody has defined your mother's grave..."
312_disre...wav(36K) 312_disre...mp3(36K) 312_disre...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak."
312_dogvomit.wav(63K) 312_dogvomit.mp3(63K) 312_dogvomit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The dog vomits up grandma."
312_dontlaugh.wav(78K) 312_dontlaugh.mp3(78K) 312_dontlaugh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mom, don't laugh!"
312_dontr...wav(18K) 312_dontr...mp3(18K) 312_dontr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now do you want to get back at the 5th graders or not?!"
312_formofkorn.wav(126K) 312_formofkorn.mp3(126K) 312_formofkorn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright gang, looks like we're going to have to use our special Korn powers!"
312_fullwrath.wav(62K) 312_fullwrath.mp3(62K) 312_fullwrath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Korn is a devil worshiping group that plays violent music. If we allow that demon band to play on this most unholy of holidays, we may incur the full wrath of evil!"
312_gay.wav(67K) 312_gay.mp3(67K) 312_gay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This one time, like 8 months ago, I saw two guys kissing in the park and that was the gayest thing I've ever seen until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt ."
312_gaywads.wav(45K) 312_gaywads.mp3(45K) 312_gaywads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Aw dude, that was just the 5th graders. Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody 'cause they're gaywads!"
312_genitalia.wav(46K) 312_genitalia.mp3(46K) 312_genitalia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh sweet, life-sized blow-up Antonio Banderas love doll...with realistic genitalia!"
312_gentlemen.wav(24K) 312_gentlemen.mp3(24K) 312_gentlemen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "First we just need to inform you about the people or persons out there digging up bodies to have sex with them."
312_ghostsback.wav(37K) 312_ghostsback.mp3(37K) 312_ghostsback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh no, the pirate ghosts are back!"
312_giveitup.wav(20K) 312_giveitup.mp3(20K) 312_giveitup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Give it up Kenny, you're not going to win the costume contest!"
312_glasses.wav(105K) 312_glasses.mp3(105K) 312_glasses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My glasses got to be around here somewhere!"
312_gonnabefun.wav(18K) 312_gonnabefun.mp3(18K) 312_gonnabefun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you, even in death, she would want to."
312_grandma.wav(57K) 312_grandma.mp3(57K) 312_grandma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body? We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma!"
312_groov...wav(26K) 312_groov...mp3(26K) 312_groov...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sure we'll help you! If there's one thing we like more than playing music its solving a groovy mystery!"
312_handsmells.wav(11K) 312_handsmells.mp3(11K) 312_handsmells.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now!"
312_helltopay.wav(130K) 312_helltopay.mp3(130K) 312_helltopay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No, don't go to the docks, Argh!!!"
312_hikenny.wav(32K) 312_hikenny.mp3(32K) 312_hikenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, Kenny."
312_imsweet.wav(80K) 312_imsweet.mp3(80K) 312_imsweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hi, grandma. Hi, Kyle. Ahhh!"
312_insane.wav(18K) 312_insane.mp3(18K) 312_insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, she's perfect, she only died a few months ago."
312_ispy.wav(172K) 312_ispy.mp3(172K) 312_ispy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 'P'..."
312_jonathanno.wav(35K) 312_jonathanno.mp3(35K) 312_jonathanno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, there's Antonio Banderas, he'll help us!"
312_kennycostume.wav(51K) 312_kennycostume.mp3(51K) 312_kennycostume.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Nice costume Kenny, you think you're going to win with that?"
312_kornintro.wav(68K) 312_kornintro.mp3(68K) 312_kornintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, you're that band Korn!"
312_laboratory.wav(39K) 312_laboratory.mp3(39K) 312_laboratory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, spooky laboratory you guys!"
312_lessp...wav(77K) 312_lessp...mp3(77K) 312_lessp...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive...Yeah!..."
312_limbo.wav(35K) 312_limbo.mp3(35K) 312_limbo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry."
312_lunch.wav(29K) 312_lunch.mp3(29K) 312_lunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The dog eats grandma."
312_lynchmob.wav(60K) 312_lynchmob.mp3(60K) 312_lynchmob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Nothing ever went wrong in this town before that evil Korn band showed up."
312_mayo.wav(54K) 312_mayo.mp3(54K) 312_mayo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now Allen will demonstrate what having sex with a dead body might sound like."
312_necrophilia.wav(147K) 312_necrophilia.mp3(147K) 312_necrophilia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "A person who steals bodies to have sex with them is called a necrophiliacs."
312_nograndma.wav(54K) 312_nograndma.mp3(54K) 312_nograndma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ah, problem guys. What's the problem? No grandma."
312_occult.wav(38K) 312_occult.mp3(38K) 312_occult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Halloween is an abomination of God, a celebration of the occult!"
312_oldlegend.wav(107K) 312_oldlegend.mp3(107K) 312_oldlegend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "There's an old legend in South Park that says these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts."
312_pirateghosts.wav(129K) 312_pirateghosts.mp3(129K) 312_pirateghosts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates."
312_piratelore.wav(33K) 312_piratelore.mp3(33K) 312_piratelore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?"
312_practice.wav(29K) 312_practice.mp3(29K) 312_practice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Great rehearsal gang, that was really groovy!"
312_present.wav(38K) 312_present.mp3(38K) 312_present.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Nah nah nah nah nah nah, guess what I got?!?"
312_priestright.wav(47K) 312_priestright.mp3(47K) 312_priestright.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This is what we get for celebrating Halloween and letting that band Korn play."
312_promo.wav(65K) 312_promo.mp3(65K) 312_promo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The KOZY FM promo."
312_pushfromtop.wav(44K) 312_pushfromtop.mp3(44K) 312_pushfromtop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ok, people, lets try to stay orderly. The best way to do this is all get on one side and push it from the top."
312_reall...wav(44K) 312_reall...mp3(44K) 312_reall...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts..."
312_relax.wav(40K) 312_relax.mp3(40K) 312_relax.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No, lets dig up somebody else!"
312_respect.wav(39K) 312_respect.mp3(39K) 312_respect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright that does it Cartman, thats my grandma, you show some bleep damned respect!"
312_seewhatitis.wav(29K) 312_seewhatitis.mp3(29K) 312_seewhatitis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Maybe I can see what it is..."
312_setup.wav(63K) 312_setup.mp3(63K) 312_setup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I think you're music and Halloween is an abomination. Groovy, can you show us where to set up?"
312_signhere.wav(11K) 312_signhere.mp3(11K) 312_signhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sign here, and here, and here."
312_silverbells.wav(24K) 312_silverbells.mp3(24K) 312_silverbells.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Silver Bells, Silver Bells, its Christmas time you guys!"
312_sketch.wav(70K) 312_sketch.mp3(70K) 312_sketch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "My partner Allen has drawn a sketch of what having sex with a dead body might look like."
312_sockets.wav(26K) 312_sockets.mp3(26K) 312_sockets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "By now he's probably even removed her eyes and made love to the empty sockets as well."
312_spaghetti.wav(84K) 312_spaghetti.mp3(84K) 312_spaghetti.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ew, feel that cold spaghetti!"
312_splitup.wav(75K) 312_splitup.mp3(75K) 312_splitup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Lets have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way and everyone who's insecurities sabotage their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way."
312_spookyspider.wav(59K) 312_spookyspider.mp3(59K) 312_spookyspider.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Spooky spider, thats pretty scary. That's not scary, fatass!"
312_squirrels.wav(29K) 312_squirrels.mp3(29K) 312_squirrels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels."
312_stiffdry.wav(33K) 312_stiffdry.mp3(33K) 312_stiffdry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Your mother's body would be stiff and dry so he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours before making love to it."
312_surprise.wav(29K) 312_surprise.mp3(29K) 312_surprise.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh mother, Antonio Banderas life-sized blow-up doll, what a surprise!"
312_sweetcostume.wav(54K) 312_sweetcostume.mp3(54K) 312_sweetcostume.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh Come on Kenny, you never have a sweet costume!"
312_swisscheese.wav(59K) 312_swisscheese.mp3(59K) 312_swisscheese.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "It is highly possible that he has created new orifaces in her decomposing flesh."
312_toldyouso.wav(35K) 312_toldyouso.mp3(35K) 312_toldyouso.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I warned you, I told you this would happen!"
312_trap.wav(69K) 312_trap.mp3(69K) 312_trap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, I got an idea, we should set a groovy trap!"
312_watchmen.wav(288K) 312_watchmen.mp3(288K) 312_watchmen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The funeral watchmen debrief Mrs. Broslofski."
312_whorehouse.wav(21K) 312_whorehouse.mp3(21K) 312_whorehouse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Aw nuts, c'mon Ned, this ain't a whorehouse its a hor-ror house!"
312_wrong...wav(34K) 312_wrong...mp3(34K) 312_wrong...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Your Korn powers really came through for us!"
312_youhoo.wav(19K) 312_youhoo.mp3(19K) 312_youhoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The snow is falling and friends are calling Yoo-Hoo!"