All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

311_abitheavy.wav(50K) 311_abitheavy.mp3(50K) 311_abitheavy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm warning you Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy."

311_alienfriend.wav(26K) 311_alienfriend.mp3(26K) 311_alienfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus."

311_alotofroom.wav(80K) 311_alotofroom.mp3(80K) 311_alotofroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If Marklar here wants to bring all his Marklar to Marklar that would be fine."

311_alphaseti6.wav(40K) 311_alphaseti6.mp3(40K) 311_alphaseti6.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "One of our Missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery."

311_alrig...wav(29K) 311_alrig...mp3(29K) 311_alrig...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Okay Marvin, time to take your people to their new home!"

311_argonlaser.wav(94K) 311_argonlaser.mp3(94K) 311_argonlaser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What we need now is an Argon crystal laser."

311_asiwaysaying.wav(16K) 311_asiwaysaying.mp3(16K) 311_asiwaysaying.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Anyway children, as I was saying, Hare Krishnas are totally gay."

311_askyouagain.wav(44K) 311_askyouagain.mp3(44K) 311_askyouagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who was the little boy that took our ship?"

311_backt...wav(61K) 311_backt...mp3(61K) 311_backt...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia."

311_belikeyou.wav(48K) 311_belikeyou.mp3(48K) 311_belikeyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "All we want to do is be like you!"

311_bigscoop.wav(90K) 311_bigscoop.mp3(90K) 311_bigscoop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What? Dare you question my intergritah?!"

311_broug...wav(17K) 311_broug...mp3(17K) 311_broug...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Brought Marklar?"

311_busted.wav(19K) 311_busted.mp3(19K) 311_busted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude, you're going to get busted for taking this thing!"

311_canihelpyou.wav(21K) 311_canihelpyou.mp3(21K) 311_canihelpyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah, can I help you?"

311_carbonite.wav(44K) 311_carbonite.mp3(44K) 311_carbonite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Miss Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you, the child in carbonite."

311_chewbacca.wav(40K) 311_chewbacca.mp3(40K) 311_chewbacca.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sally Struthers speaks."

311_clickclick.wav(27K) 311_clickclick.mp3(27K) 311_clickclick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hello there Mr. and Mrs. Click-Click-Durp."

311_collateral.wav(41K) 311_collateral.mp3(41K) 311_collateral.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh that won't be a problem Miss Struthers, we have collateral."

311_comeonmarvin.wav(26K) 311_comeonmarvin.mp3(26K) 311_comeonmarvin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Come on Marvin, we've got to get your people to Marklar before the missionaries do."

311_confused.wav(59K) 311_confused.mp3(59K) 311_confused.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You must explain one at a Marklar."

311_contact.wav(63K) 311_contact.mp3(63K) 311_contact.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If you ever want to see this little thingie again I suggest you contact your boy."

311_cool.wav(54K) 311_cool.mp3(54K) 311_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard to blow up a large city, do you think that's cool?  Totally!"

311_coolmusic.wav(65K) 311_coolmusic.mp3(65K) 311_coolmusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A cool musical interlude."

311_cools...wav(47K) 311_cools...mp3(47K) 311_cools...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Goodbye Marvin!"

311_creepyalien.wav(33K) 311_creepyalien.mp3(33K) 311_creepyalien.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oy, that's one creeeepy alien."

311_damnit.wav(36K) 311_damnit.mp3(36K) 311_damnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Damnit, damnit, damnit!"

311_doesntlike.wav(18K) 311_doesntlike.mp3(18K) 311_doesntlike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries."

311_donefor.wav(44K) 311_donefor.mp3(44K) 311_donefor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Forget him, he's done for!  No he's not, he's standing right there!"

311_donteat.wav(17K) 311_donteat.mp3(17K) 311_donteat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We don't eat the Bibles, we read them."

311_dontknowhim.wav(56K) 311_dontknowhim.mp3(56K) 311_dontknowhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You dumbass, Cartman, now they're gonna go and squeeze his balls!"

311_doomed.wav(31K) 311_doomed.mp3(31K) 311_doomed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Where are you going, back to your life of sin?"

311_equalsfood.wav(23K) 311_equalsfood.mp3(23K) 311_equalsfood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Remember reading bible plus accepting Jesus equals food."

311_finishthem.wav(37K) 311_finishthem.mp3(37K) 311_finishthem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You got 'em Marvin!  Yeah, now finish them off!"

311_godslanguage.wav(49K) 311_godslanguage.mp3(49K) 311_godslanguage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No Marvin, in God's language, English."

311_godwantsyou.wav(44K) 311_godwantsyou.mp3(44K) 311_godwantsyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "God wants you to send us money."

311_goodjob.wav(15K) 311_goodjob.mp3(15K) 311_goodjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What the hell did he say?"

311_gosomewhere.wav(92K) 311_gosomewhere.mp3(92K) 311_gosomewhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Where's that crappy song coming from?"

311_grapes.wav(59K) 311_grapes.mp3(59K) 311_grapes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They shine that light in your face and then they try to get you to tell them stuff by squeezing your balls really hard."

311_greetings.wav(14K) 311_greetings.mp3(14K) 311_greetings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Greetings Marklars I am Marklar."

311_heymarklar.wav(45K) 311_heymarklar.mp3(45K) 311_heymarklar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here on Marklar everyone and everything is referred to as Marklar."

311_icome...wav(20K) 311_icome...mp3(20K) 311_icome...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I come in Marklar."

311_interstellar.wav(65K) 311_interstellar.mp3(65K) 311_interstellar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We need money to build an interstellar cruiser."

311_itsagun.wav(36K) 311_itsagun.mp3(36K) 311_itsagun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Look out he's got a gun!  Wait, its not a gun, its a piece of paper."

311_itsperfect.wav(32K) 311_itsperfect.mp3(32K) 311_itsperfect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Have they heard the word of Christ.  No, never, its perfect!"

311_killme.wav(71K) 311_killme.mp3(71K) 311_killme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Who is this person.  K-k-kill me."

311_kylespeech.wav(130K) 311_kylespeech.mp3(130K) 311_kylespeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle Persuades the Marklar."

311_leader.wav(55K) 311_leader.mp3(55K) 311_leader.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well you can call leader until your ass bleeds, but that doesn't make it true!"

311_lookupthere.wav(74K) 311_lookupthere.mp3(74K) 311_lookupthere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Marvin flys in the Marklar spaceship."

311_marklar.wav(42K) 311_marklar.mp3(42K) 311_marklar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here on Marklar we refer to all people, places and things as Marklar."

311_marvi...wav(50K) 311_marvi...mp3(50K) 311_marvi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Back away from the spaceship children!"

311_marvinspeaks.wav(10K) 311_marvinspeaks.mp3(10K) 311_marvinspeaks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Marvin utters a few words."

311_michael.wav(92K) 311_michael.mp3(92K) 311_michael.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "From now on you are Michael, can you say Michael?"

311_mudpies.wav(21K) 311_mudpies.mp3(21K) 311_mudpies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm making mudpies, you guys want one?"

311_needinfo.wav(58K) 311_needinfo.mp3(58K) 311_needinfo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We need information on one of the ethiopians, you must tell us everything you know about him."

311_neverheard.wav(31K) 311_neverheard.mp3(31K) 311_neverheard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're not sure what these hyperintelligent beings look like but one thing is for sure is that they've never heard the word of Jesus bleep."

311_nofood.wav(81K) 311_nofood.mp3(81K) 311_nofood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Without Ethiopians you have no food."

311_number2.wav(45K) 311_number2.mp3(45K) 311_number2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, that was Kyle that went Number 2 in the urinal!"

311_ohmarklar.wav(23K) 311_ohmarklar.mp3(23K) 311_ohmarklar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, Marklar! AHHHHH!"

311_onemoretime.wav(36K) 311_onemoretime.mp3(36K) 311_onemoretime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Lets go through this one more time Mr. and Mrs. Click-Click-Durp."

311_onesecond.wav(62K) 311_onesecond.mp3(62K) 311_onesecond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman Convinces Sally Struthers to help Marvin."

311_photo...wav(59K) 311_photo...mp3(59K) 311_photo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Holy crap, they have photon torpedoes!"

311_positronic.wav(114K) 311_positronic.mp3(114K) 311_positronic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "So we're going to need an ionic tractor disrupter..."

311_pressalready.wav(23K) 311_pressalready.mp3(23K) 311_pressalready.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Tom Brokaw, oh no, the press already?"

311_presu...wav(28K) 311_presu...mp3(28K) 311_presu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You presume wisely sir!"

311_relocate.wav(49K) 311_relocate.mp3(49K) 311_relocate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh I think he's trying to tell us that he wants to relocate all his species here to Australia."

311_sallyship.wav(43K) 311_sallyship.mp3(43K) 311_sallyship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Miss Sruthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own, one capable of interstellar travel."

311_sheboughtit.wav(42K) 311_sheboughtit.mp3(42K) 311_sheboughtit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Sally Struthers is saving us!"

311_shields.wav(72K) 311_shields.mp3(72K) 311_shields.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Our deflector shields are useless against photon torpedoes."

311_shiptheft.wav(83K) 311_shiptheft.mp3(83K) 311_shiptheft.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Marvin steals the Marklar ship."

311_shootingatus.wav(50K) 311_shootingatus.mp3(50K) 311_shootingatus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "They're shooting at us!"

311_sinst...wav(30K) 311_sinst...mp3(30K) 311_sinst...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hello brother David, do you have any sins to confess?"

311_sister.wav(33K) 311_sister.mp3(33K) 311_sister.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hello everyone, I am Sister Hollis."

311_sonofa.wav(26K) 311_sonofa.mp3(26K) 311_sonofa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Son of a bitch!"

311_spacetravel.wav(150K) 311_spacetravel.mp3(150K) 311_spacetravel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The boys and Marvin travel through the wormhole to Marklar."

311_start...wav(23K) 311_start...mp3(23K) 311_start...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Start with Kenny, start with Kenny!"

311_takeoff.wav(142K) 311_takeoff.mp3(142K) 311_takeoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Starvin' Marvin takes off."

311_talktohim.wav(62K) 311_talktohim.mp3(62K) 311_talktohim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Great and nobel alien creature, as Mayor of the fine planet of Australia..."

311_thankyou.wav(38K) 311_thankyou.mp3(38K) 311_thankyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But you'll all burn forever in eternal hellfire!  Yeah, thats nice, thank you for stopping by."

311_thechair.wav(9K) 311_thechair.mp3(9K) 311_thechair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I hope you give em the chair!"

311_thereitis.wav(42K) 311_thereitis.mp3(42K) 311_thereitis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There it is!"

311_thisi...wav(88K) 311_thisi...mp3(88K) 311_thisi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Marklar, this is Marklar..."

311_thisone.wav(30K) 311_thisone.mp3(30K) 311_thisone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe it was this one! *Soaring so high...*"

311_totallygay.wav(16K) 311_totallygay.mp3(16K) 311_totallygay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And so children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay."

311_total...wav(33K) 311_total...mp3(33K) 311_total...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Another couple of hours of that and I would be have been totally pissed off!"

311_trouble.wav(25K) 311_trouble.mp3(25K) 311_trouble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Call those boys mothers, I'll sure they'll be very interested in the type of trouble their boys have been in to."

311_weak.wav(64K) 311_weak.mp3(64K) 311_weak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I hope you got about a thousand dollars to pay for my house!"

311_welcome.wav(20K) 311_welcome.mp3(20K) 311_welcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Greetings, welcome to Marklar."

311_whatever.wav(45K) 311_whatever.mp3(45K) 311_whatever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe we'll come and visit sometime, yeah and maybe Jesse Jackson will be President!"

311_wheresthis.wav(55K) 311_wheresthis.mp3(55K) 311_wheresthis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well he hasn't been here yet, where's this?"

311_whichbutton.wav(45K) 311_whichbutton.mp3(45K) 311_whichbutton.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Which button did you press, Cartman?"

311_yumyumbar.wav(99K) 311_yumyumbar.mp3(99K) 311_yumyumbar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Why yes it is a Chocolate Yum Yum Bar Miss Struthers."