All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

310_actfast.wav(25K) 310_actfast.mp3(25K) 310_actfast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hirihito says "we have to act fast" in Japanese."

310_actionbike.wav(151K) 310_actionbike.mp3(151K) 310_actionbike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The entire Action Bike commercial."

310_alabamaman.wav(188K) 310_alabamaman.mp3(188K) 310_alabamaman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The entire Alabama Man commercial."

310_autopilot.wav(35K) 310_autopilot.mp3(35K) 310_autopilot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor..."

310_campad.wav(71K) 310_campad.mp3(71K) 310_campad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The complete television ad for Chinpoko Mon camp."

310_cartmansi...wav(34K) 310_cartmansi...mp3(34K) 310_cartmansi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Join together and give me money so I can buy more Chinpoko Mon!"

310_cartm...wav(73K) 310_cartm...mp3(73K) 310_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I've got ...to but... Chinpoko Mon... must buy it..."

310_chinpokoad.wav(105K) 310_chinpokoad.mp3(105K) 310_chinpokoad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Royal Crown Chinpoko Master?  Holy bleep!"

310_closetheme.wav(77K) 310_closetheme.mp3(77K) 310_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The closing music from the end of the credits..."

310_comehome.wav(23K) 310_comehome.mp3(23K) 310_comehome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan, please, come home!"

310_concerns.wav(63K) 310_concerns.mp3(63K) 310_concerns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We understand you have big concerns about our fine product..."

310_coolest.wav(32K) 310_coolest.mp3(32K) 310_coolest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe."

310_coolornot.wav(87K) 310_coolornot.mp3(87K) 310_coolornot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Is this cool or not?  I can't tell!"

310_cyborgbill.wav(75K) 310_cyborgbill.mp3(75K) 310_cyborgbill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You don't appear to have any Chinpoko Mon."

310_doesntreally.wav(58K) 310_doesntreally.mp3(58K) 310_doesntreally.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He doesn't really have a small penis.... OH!"

310_duhhh.wav(80K) 310_duhhh.mp3(80K) 310_duhhh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my Got!  The identity of the evil power will not be revealed until all Chinpoko Mon are collected by the Royal Crown Chinpoko Master.  Duhhh!"

310_espec...wav(43K) 310_espec...mp3(43K) 310_espec...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We are very simple people with very small penis."

310_evilpower.wav(147K) 310_evilpower.mp3(147K) 310_evilpower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The evil power is the United States government!"

310_gargantuan.wav(41K) 310_gargantuan.mp3(41K) 310_gargantuan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis."

310_garrisonsan.wav(72K) 310_garrisonsan.mp3(72K) 310_garrisonsan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "For the last time my name is not Garrisonsan, and this is not Hatsan."

310_gaynow.wav(53K) 310_gaynow.mp3(53K) 310_gaynow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now."

310_goodm...wav(141K) 310_goodm...mp3(141K) 310_goodm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Randy and Sharon watch Chinpoko Mon to see if it has good moral values."

310_happy...wav(55K) 310_happy...mp3(55K) 310_happy...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "...Buy all the Chinpoko Mon and you'll have happy feelings..."

310_howaboutthis.wav(14K) 310_howaboutthis.mp3(14K) 310_howaboutthis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh dear, let's keep trying.  How about this?"

310_immen...wav(45K) 310_immen...mp3(45K) 310_immen...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This man has very big penis.  What an immense penis!"

310_inawe.wav(162K) 310_inawe.mp3(162K) 310_inawe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The entire scene with the toy store clerk at the Chinpoko Mon Company HQ."

310_inaweshort.wav(34K) 310_inaweshort.mp3(34K) 310_inaweshort.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We at Japan Toy company in awe of your large penis."

310_inexplicable.wav(18K) 310_inexplicable.mp3(18K) 310_inexplicable.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode of Chinpoko Mon."

310_itsover.wav(46K) 310_itsover.mp3(46K) 310_itsover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The boys break the news to Kyle that Chinpoko Mon is 'over'."

310_japanese.wav(53K) 310_japanese.mp3(53K) 310_japanese.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hirihito and his helper talk a bit of Japanese."

310_jealous.wav(31K) 310_jealous.mp3(31K) 310_jealous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Everybody's gonna be sooo jealous when they see my Chinpoko Mon."

310_kidsmarch.wav(82K) 310_kidsmarch.mp3(82K) 310_kidsmarch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The kids march into town, while chanting Japanese..."

310_lambtron.wav(83K) 310_lambtron.mp3(83K) 310_lambtron.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I am sad now because Lambtron must be very lonely because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.  Will he every find a companion."

310_language.wav(42K) 310_language.mp3(42K) 310_language.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We will begin with language and excercise skills."

310_laurenhill.wav(49K) 310_laurenhill.mp3(49K) 310_laurenhill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "What?  Aiiight ain't cool either?  When did that happen?"

310_learn...wav(126K) 310_learn...mp3(126K) 310_learn...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Stan explains to Kyle what he learned today..."

310_moveit.wav(9K) 310_moveit.mp3(9K) 310_moveit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Get ouf of the way!  Move it!"

310_neitherdoi.wav(37K) 310_neitherdoi.mp3(37K) 310_neitherdoi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There you go son, I honestly don't know what you see in these things."

310_nicebigpenis.wav(39K) 310_nicebigpenis.mp3(39K) 310_nicebigpenis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You Americans have such humongous bulbous penis."

310_niceguys.wav(48K) 310_niceguys.mp3(48K) 310_niceguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No, thank you... another chance to be in same room with big American penis."

310_notcool.wav(54K) 310_notcool.mp3(54K) 310_notcool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Anything we like is instantly not cool!"

310_notdeadyet.wav(24K) 310_notdeadyet.mp3(24K) 310_notdeadyet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, get off of him.  He's not dead yet!"

310_oho.wav(43K) 310_oho.mp3(43K) 310_oho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No kitty, you can't have these chicken tenders because they are mine and I keep them to myself, oho."

310_onejapan.wav(44K) 310_onejapan.mp3(44K) 310_onejapan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It is again time for the rising sun to sit tall in the sky.  One Japan, one society."

310_parentsplay.wav(72K) 310_parentsplay.mp3(72K) 310_parentsplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I think Chinpoko Mon is Chinpokorific.  I got shoe."

310_pengin.wav(51K) 310_pengin.mp3(51K) 310_pengin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "God damnit there is no more Pengin!"

310_presi...wav(173K) 310_presi...mp3(173K) 310_presi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Bill Clinton talks about the size of his penis."

310_quiet.wav(27K) 310_quiet.mp3(27K) 310_quiet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr. Garrison orders the kids to be quiet."

310_raisemoney.wav(41K) 310_raisemoney.mp3(41K) 310_raisemoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey, I'm the one who's standing out here with a gay guitar like a bleep damn hippie all weekend.  What have you two bleepholes done?"

310_realworld.wav(140K) 310_realworld.mp3(140K) 310_realworld.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "In the real world I can either get a Chinpoko Mon or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out..."

310_redharris.wav(73K) 310_redharris.mp3(73K) 310_redharris.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I want to know what the hell you people are doing with these dolls..."

310_sabuchi.wav(59K) 310_sabuchi.mp3(59K) 310_sabuchi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A Japanese speaking Cartman mocks Mr. Garrison and farts."

310_seizure.wav(93K) 310_seizure.mp3(93K) 310_seizure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude, the videogame gave Kenny a seizure!"

310_seriously.wav(71K) 310_seriously.mp3(71K) 310_seriously.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Seriously, Mom.  Must go!  Must buy.  Mom, I've only just heard, they're making Chinpoko Mon dolls, mom.  You can collect them all."

310_settlesthat.wav(47K) 310_settlesthat.mp3(47K) 310_settlesthat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We can not take over your city filled with men full of such Mastadonic penis."

310_sobigpenis.wav(43K) 310_sobigpenis.mp3(43K) 310_sobigpenis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But you, Americans... wow!  Penis so big!  So big penis!"

310_specialcamp.wav(57K) 310_specialcamp.mp3(57K) 310_specialcamp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Cartman explains to Kyle about the special Chinpoko Mon camp."

310_stupid.wav(52K) 310_stupid.mp3(52K) 310_stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Remember what "Bbattle of the Network Stars" did to an entire generation?"

310_stupi...wav(37K) 310_stupi...mp3(37K) 310_stupi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm gonna go kill some ants or something."

310_stupidrats.wav(23K) 310_stupidrats.mp3(23K) 310_stupidrats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No, get off, you stupid rats!  He's not dead yet!"

310_sweet.wav(59K) 310_sweet.mp3(59K) 310_sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "But mom, I have to get the first one or else people won't think I'm coooool."

310_tapdancing.wav(54K) 310_tapdancing.mp3(54K) 310_tapdancing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jesus-tapdancing-Christ!  Get with the program, Kyle."

310_tenders.wav(31K) 310_tenders.mp3(31K) 310_tenders.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "No kitty, these are my spicy hot Lousiana baked chicken tenders!"

310_timehascome.wav(50K) 310_timehascome.mp3(50K) 310_timehascome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "the time has come!  We will take Pearl Harbor!"

310_trade.wav(23K) 310_trade.mp3(23K) 310_trade.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "bleepdamnit you're supposed to trade you little bleephole!  Give me Pengin!"

310_trick.wav(35K) 310_trick.mp3(35K) 310_trick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Stan, look at my new bumper sticker.  Isn't that cool?"

310_videogame.wav(145K) 310_videogame.mp3(145K) 310_videogame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, you didn't get a special Chinpoko Mon game controller.  Jesus bleep!"

310_watch...wav(26K) 310_watch...mp3(26K) 310_watch...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're going to show you a couple of commercials..."

310_whatthe.wav(26K) 310_whatthe.mp3(26K) 310_whatthe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kenny splits open from the inside."

310_whatthehell.wav(73K) 310_whatthehell.mp3(73K) 310_whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The toy store owner overhears the messages inside the Chinpoko Mon dolls."

310_wow.wav(33K) 310_wow.mp3(33K) 310_wow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Your penis... wow!"

310_youar...wav(25K) 310_youar...mp3(25K) 310_youar...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You are American?  You must have very big penis."