All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
308_accus...wav(22K) 308_accus...mp3(22K) 308_accus...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, yeah its true, I thought it was exciting and maybe it was but I can't deal with your accusing stares!"
308_actin...wav(19K) 308_actin...mp3(19K) 308_actin...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How come they're acting that way Stan, huh?"
308_airshaft.wav(77K) 308_airshaft.mp3(77K) 308_airshaft.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So, Bosley, whats our next mission? We're going upstairs!"
308_allwedid.wav(37K) 308_allwedid.mp3(37K) 308_allwedid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!"
308_alotofaction.wav(20K) 308_alotofaction.mp3(20K) 308_alotofaction.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, you can get alot of action when you have a hottub!"
308_anger...wav(44K) 308_anger...mp3(44K) 308_anger...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh dear, we've angered Bosley."
308_areyousure.wav(22K) 308_areyousure.mp3(22K) 308_areyousure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Are you sure. Of course we're sure, we're the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms."
308_awful...wav(39K) 308_awful...mp3(39K) 308_awful...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're just gonna slide you down this rope and you gotta get our video to that reporter done there. That sounds awful dangerous."
308_basement.wav(13K) 308_basement.mp3(13K) 308_basement.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I've got a special kids room down in the basement. Aw!"
308_bearthruit.wav(12K) 308_bearthruit.mp3(12K) 308_bearthruit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well your mom and I don't get out much so you'll just have to bear through it."
308_bigproblem.wav(44K) 308_bigproblem.mp3(44K) 308_bigproblem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey you guys, we've got a big problem! The ATF is outside and they think you're a religous cult, you gotta go talk to them!"
308_burnusup.wav(36K) 308_burnusup.mp3(36K) 308_burnusup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, sweet Jesus Mary mother of Jesus wife of Joseph father to Mary, wait..."
308_charl...wav(21K) 308_charl...mp3(21K) 308_charl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Why we could play Charlie's Angels!"
308_cheerio.wav(15K) 308_cheerio.mp3(15K) 308_cheerio.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Cheerio Stan, I do say its quite a nice surprise seeing you here. Shutup Pip."
308_cher.wav(64K) 308_cher.mp3(64K) 308_cher.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That's great music Mr. Mackey, what is that? Oh, this is Cher, this is her new album. Well hell, turn it up!"
308_comeonangels.wav(32K) 308_comeonangels.mp3(32K) 308_comeonangels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Come on angels! Which angel am I again?"
308_cookiesandtv.wav(41K) 308_cookiesandtv.mp3(41K) 308_cookiesandtv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright angels, your next mission is the find Bosley some cookies and a TV set."
308_cool.wav(35K) 308_cool.mp3(35K) 308_cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Tom i'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts. Wow cool!"
308_dangerous.wav(20K) 308_dangerous.mp3(20K) 308_dangerous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Setting them on fire sounds a little bit dangerous commander. It is, but we can't let them kill themselves."
308_deargod.wav(32K) 308_deargod.mp3(32K) 308_deargod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh dear God, they're gonna set us on fire. Oh, great Jesus son of Mary, wife of Joseph, what are we gonna do?"
308_doneittoo.wav(52K) 308_doneittoo.mp3(52K) 308_doneittoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, its not like you are the only guys who ever watched another guy masturbate, i've done it."
308_donotdoit.wav(23K) 308_donotdoit.mp3(23K) 308_donotdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it!"
308_dontworry.wav(45K) 308_dontworry.mp3(45K) 308_dontworry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics are bout to commit mass suicide? Oh, don't worry, we won't let that happen, even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them."
308_england.wav(34K) 308_england.mp3(34K) 308_england.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Are people nice in England Pip? I bet there are huh, they've got those big noses and all."
308_every...wav(24K) 308_every...mp3(24K) 308_every...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ok Bosley, we've got you cookies and a TV set, so what's our next mission. There are no more missions, I have everything I want."
308_finge...wav(28K) 308_finge...mp3(28K) 308_finge...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Juanita, Juanite, we need some more finger sandwiches!"
308_florida.wav(65K) 308_florida.mp3(65K) 308_florida.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate does that make you gay?"
308_flowers.wav(38K) 308_flowers.mp3(38K) 308_flowers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Attention cult people: do not commit mass suicide. There are so many reasons not to kill yourselfs. Flowers, for instance, and backrubs."
308_football.wav(48K) 308_football.mp3(48K) 308_football.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC. Yeah!"
308_funny.wav(19K) 308_funny.mp3(19K) 308_funny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time. People we'll think you guys are, you know, funny."
308_ganzt...wav(39K) 308_ganzt...mp3(39K) 308_ganzt...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "They aren't going to come out, use the Ganz Technique."
308_getdown.wav(72K) 308_getdown.mp3(72K) 308_getdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Code 7, we believe we have found the compound, request immediate backup. Ok, so just what is going on here people?"
308_getready.wav(14K) 308_getready.mp3(14K) 308_getready.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Alright, lets get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass!"
308_glady...wav(31K) 308_glady...mp3(31K) 308_glady...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey Stan, boy I sure am glad you're here..."
308_gobackinside.wav(39K) 308_gobackinside.mp3(39K) 308_gobackinside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surround. Tell them to come out peacefully and we will not shoot them."
308_gogetit.wav(22K) 308_gogetit.mp3(22K) 308_gogetit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Look, you see this, you see this? Yes. You see it, you see it? Go get it, go get it!"
308_grabbedass.wav(30K) 308_grabbedass.mp3(30K) 308_grabbedass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Great party Mr. Mackey, Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass!"
308_hardtime.wav(61K) 308_hardtime.mp3(61K) 308_hardtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Look, I'm just having a hard time with what we did in the hottub. So, so now we can't be friends?"
308_harol...wav(17K) 308_harol...mp3(17K) 308_harol...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh look, Harold's doing it again!"
308_hatet...wav(42K) 308_hatet...mp3(42K) 308_hatet...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, we hate to trouble you Stan, but would mind terribly being Bosley for us?"
308_hecktopay.wav(71K) 308_hecktopay.mp3(71K) 308_hecktopay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "If you don't get outside right now and tell those army guys you're not religious fantastics, there's gonna be heck to pay, heck I tell ya."
308_heres...wav(31K) 308_heres...mp3(31K) 308_heres...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "In 10 minutes this room is gonna fill up with water and drown everybody. You have to find me a way outta this room, fast."
308_holdyourfire.wav(56K) 308_holdyourfire.mp3(56K) 308_holdyourfire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "People at the door, that was a warning. Go back inside and tell the others that they now have one minute to surrender."
308_homos...wav(39K) 308_homos...mp3(39K) 308_homos...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You never had a homosexual fantasy, not that I have..."
308_hooraythen.wav(40K) 308_hooraythen.mp3(40K) 308_hooraythen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Why with your tape I'll be able to make millions and further my career beyond my wildest dreams."
308_ikewalk.wav(9K) 308_ikewalk.mp3(9K) 308_ikewalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The sound of Ike walking."
308_ilikemath.wav(5K) 308_ilikemath.mp3(5K) 308_ilikemath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I like math."
308_insanecouple.wav(38K) 308_insanecouple.mp3(38K) 308_insanecouple.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "According to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone."
308_interesting.wav(66K) 308_interesting.mp3(66K) 308_interesting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So, well, that was certainly interesting. Yeah. You don't regret doing it now do you?"
308_intim...wav(23K) 308_intim...mp3(23K) 308_intim...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We did not share an intimate moment, ok, that makes it sound gay!"
308_itsforreal.wav(19K) 308_itsforreal.mp3(19K) 308_itsforreal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "C'mon angels, we've got a new mission, and this times its for real!"
308_jaclynsmith.wav(26K) 308_jaclynsmith.mp3(26K) 308_jaclynsmith.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Can I be Jaclyne Smith, can I?"
308_johns...wav(60K) 308_johns...mp3(60K) 308_johns...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Would you like a metero mai tai? Hey, I love mai tais!"
308_learn...wav(50K) 308_learn...mp3(50K) 308_learn...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So you mean we can stay friends Stan, wouldn't that be swell, huh?"
308_lookedhot.wav(34K) 308_lookedhot.mp3(34K) 308_lookedhot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot!"
308_masssuicide.wav(24K) 308_masssuicide.mp3(24K) 308_masssuicide.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Its just like we told you officer. There is a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts."
308_melvins.wav(44K) 308_melvins.mp3(44K) 308_melvins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dad, you can't leave me here, these guys are total Melvins!"
308_moredip.wav(12K) 308_moredip.mp3(12K) 308_moredip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Juanita, can you fix some more dip? Please, Juanita?"
308_needbosley.wav(56K) 308_needbosley.mp3(56K) 308_needbosley.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, thats because we need Bosley. Bosley always told the angels what their mission was."
308_never...wav(96K) 308_never...mp3(96K) 308_never...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "When you masturbate with another guy in a hottub you assume nobody's going to tell anybody!"
308_newmission.wav(29K) 308_newmission.mp3(29K) 308_newmission.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yes, c'mon angels, it looks like we have a new mission!"
308_nicejobpip.wav(54K) 308_nicejobpip.mp3(54K) 308_nicejobpip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Nice job, Pip. Did I do a nice job, really?"
308_normalparty.wav(67K) 308_normalparty.mp3(67K) 308_normalparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "As you can see, this a perfectly normal party. Nobody is killing themselves."
308_notcultists.wav(41K) 308_notcultists.mp3(41K) 308_notcultists.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We have just recieved an exclusive video from inside the house, proving that the people inside are not cultists after all."
308_nothi...wav(17K) 308_nothi...mp3(17K) 308_nothi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, I'm not hottubbing I have nothing to wear!"
308_notnowstan.wav(11K) 308_notnowstan.mp3(11K) 308_notnowstan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dad, dad, they shot at us! Not now Stan."
308_notoneofyou.wav(41K) 308_notoneofyou.mp3(41K) 308_notoneofyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, I'm not putting on lady's clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels."
308_notreallygay.wav(20K) 308_notreallygay.mp3(20K) 308_notreallygay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, well, that, thats not really gay, is it?"
308_nowayout.wav(45K) 308_nowayout.mp3(45K) 308_nowayout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Butters, is there any way outta here? No, no way out..."
308_ohmygod.wav(5K) 308_ohmygod.mp3(5K) 308_ohmygod.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God!"
308_oops.wav(27K) 308_oops.mp3(27K) 308_oops.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Sir, this isn't gonna look good. You're right. Quick, lets get outta here!"
308_outoftime.wav(5K) 308_outoftime.mp3(5K) 308_outoftime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh no, we're outta time!"
308_pipgame.wav(31K) 308_pipgame.mp3(31K) 308_pipgame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whippie tippie too too, tra la la la!"
308_poopykins.wav(16K) 308_poopykins.mp3(16K) 308_poopykins.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mommy's little poopykins! *thump*"
308_pretzels.wav(41K) 308_pretzels.mp3(41K) 308_pretzels.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Whenever there's a party the adults get to hang out and have fun while the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels."
308_prima...wav(25K) 308_prima...mp3(25K) 308_prima...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The ATF commander tells us that he has reason to believe there may be children inside and they are the primary concern of all."
308_radfood.wav(20K) 308_radfood.mp3(20K) 308_radfood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Why would we wanna go upstairs for? Because, you stupid Melvin, they have rad food and deserts upstairs!"
308_raisetheroof.wav(16K) 308_raisetheroof.mp3(16K) 308_raisetheroof.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yee-hoo. Raise the roof! Raise the roof!"
308_realr...wav(23K) 308_realr...mp3(23K) 308_realr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, I'm a real reporter! You're right, you are Dougie, you did an awesome job."
308_reconsider.wav(38K) 308_reconsider.mp3(38K) 308_reconsider.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I dunno about this, I think i'll reconsider, yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do about now."
308_recon...wav(47K) 308_recon...mp3(47K) 308_recon...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We just received a photo from the recon team of the action inside the house, showing evidence that there are children trapped inside."
308_rickymartin.wav(34K) 308_rickymartin.mp3(34K) 308_rickymartin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Who? Who did you hear is gay?"
308_rightnow.wav(15K) 308_rightnow.mp3(15K) 308_rightnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I know, but I want to make love to you right now. I have to make love to you right now."
308_sabri...wav(37K) 308_sabri...mp3(37K) 308_sabri...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh no no no, my name is Sabrina Duncan, remember, we're playing Charlie's Angels."
308_savedtheday.wav(38K) 308_savedtheday.mp3(38K) 308_savedtheday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, I believe we've saved the day!"
308_screw...wav(52K) 308_screw...mp3(52K) 308_screw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We know what we're doing, we did this all before in Waco."
308_screwyouguys.wav(30K) 308_screwyouguys.mp3(30K) 308_screwyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well screw you guys! I'm gettting in for a while too! Geronimo!"
308_shotatus.wav(46K) 308_shotatus.mp3(46K) 308_shotatus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "How come you slap my face Stan, huh, why why on Earth would you go and do that for anyways?"
308_simulation.wav(32K) 308_simulation.mp3(32K) 308_simulation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Attention everyone, this has only been a test. Good job men on this, um, simulation."
308_smashingjob.wav(25K) 308_smashingjob.mp3(25K) 308_smashingjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well angels, I must say we did a smashing job!"
308_somuchbetter.wav(33K) 308_somuchbetter.mp3(33K) 308_somuchbetter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You mean it, I'm not gay?"
308_soundsfun.wav(16K) 308_soundsfun.mp3(16K) 308_soundsfun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, this sounds as fun as Wickershums and Dubblers!"
308_sourpuss.wav(6K) 308_sourpuss.mp3(6K) 308_sourpuss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What are you, a sourpuss?"
308_superweak.wav(40K) 308_superweak.mp3(40K) 308_superweak.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I had to hang out all night with these freakin Melvins. Dude, weak! Superweak!"
308_talkdamnyou.wav(17K) 308_talkdamnyou.mp3(17K) 308_talkdamnyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Randy you are making me feel unimportant."
308_thats...wav(29K) 308_thats...mp3(29K) 308_thats...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God, dude, that's this house!"
308_thatwasme.wav(20K) 308_thatwasme.mp3(20K) 308_thatwasme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Was that your leg?"
308_thereitis.wav(19K) 308_thereitis.mp3(19K) 308_thereitis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We watched each other jackoff in the hottub!"
308_theymoved.wav(72K) 308_theymoved.mp3(72K) 308_theymoved.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you see them move? I did. Yeah, yeah they moved alright."
308_those...wav(26K) 308_those...mp3(26K) 308_those...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Damnit where's Johnson. No communication, it doesn't look good for him."
308_threesome.wav(36K) 308_threesome.mp3(36K) 308_threesome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with, a threesome!"
308_tinybits.wav(11K) 308_tinybits.mp3(11K) 308_tinybits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh, looks like that cult is about to be blown into tiny bits!"
308_wanttoplay.wav(14K) 308_wanttoplay.mp3(14K) 308_wanttoplay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We were just playing a game called Wickershums and Dubblers, want to play?"
308_watchyourass.wav(5K) 308_watchyourass.mp3(5K) 308_watchyourass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Watch your ass!"
308_weapons.wav(17K) 308_weapons.mp3(17K) 308_weapons.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Lay down your weapons. We don't have any weapons!"
308_welcome.wav(9K) 308_welcome.mp3(9K) 308_welcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hello, welcome, mmmkay???"
308_whats...wav(35K) 308_whats...mp3(35K) 308_whats...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What's happened to you, you've become all needy and talkative!"
308_whatsup.wav(13K) 308_whatsup.mp3(13K) 308_whatsup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey Randy, what's up? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
308_wicke...wav(43K) 308_wicke...mp3(43K) 308_wicke...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm the head Wickerknicker, and you're all little Wickershums."
308_wickersham.wav(30K) 308_wickersham.mp3(30K) 308_wickersham.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Wippie tippiee too too, tra la la la, Wickershum, tally ho!"
308_wildparty.wav(8K) 308_wildparty.mp3(8K) 308_wildparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This is already a wild party!"
308_wollop.wav(13K) 308_wollop.mp3(13K) 308_wollop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Anybody for the meteor mai tai punch? It packs quite a wollop."