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Episode 306 Sexual Harassment Panda price at: amazon

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306_afore...wav(41K) 306_afore...mp3(41K) 306_afore...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second party panda unless that panda was that panda's aforementioned panda."

306_article36.wav(45K) 306_article36.mp3(45K) 306_article36.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "One panda may not make sexual comments about another Panda's appearance."

306_assshape.wav(33K) 306_assshape.mp3(33K) 306_assshape.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Your honor, this young man made a comment about the shape of my ass."

306_asssucker.wav(41K) 306_asssucker.mp3(41K) 306_asssucker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You would think that you ass sucker."

306_badger.wav(47K) 306_badger.mp3(47K) 306_badger.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hello kids, I'm Happy The Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger."

306_beaut...wav(43K) 306_beaut...mp3(43K) 306_beaut...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey beautiful woman!  We don't take kindly to your types around here!"

306_bebead.wav(41K) 306_bebead.mp3(41K) 306_bebead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "After a boy in my class tried to put his tongue in my mouth, I knew i needed legal help."

306_calmd...wav(25K) 306_calmd...mp3(25K) 306_calmd...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now, calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin nobody."

306_cartm...wav(104K) 306_cartm...mp3(104K) 306_cartm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The way his eyes kept looking at me, as slowly going up and down my body, like he was undressing me with his eyes."

306_cartmansi...wav(19K) 306_cartmansi...mp3(19K) 306_cartmansi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Get down, get down with your bad self!"

306_cartmansued.wav(73K) 306_cartmansued.mp3(73K) 306_cartmansued.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Eric Cartman, it is the judgement of this court that you sexually harasssed Pip Phillip at school."

306_cartmantoys.wav(82K) 306_cartmantoys.mp3(82K) 306_cartmantoys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do you really like this remote control truck? Yeah dude, that's my favorite toy!  Oh well, I'll just take that then."

306_chinatibet.wav(39K) 306_chinatibet.mp3(39K) 306_chinatibet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo which is prone to grow only in dryer more arid regions?"

306_clydead.wav(31K) 306_clydead.mp3(31K) 306_clydead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle's dad got me 1.4 million, and he can do it for you too.  Just look at all these beautiful girls!"

306_complaint.wav(47K) 306_complaint.mp3(47K) 306_complaint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Dude, you got a lawyer?"

306_confession.wav(147K) 306_confession.mp3(147K) 306_confession.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Alright, alright, I killed him!"

306_confuseme.wav(28K) 306_confuseme.mp3(28K) 306_confuseme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're trying to confuse me now aren't you?"

306_countrytune.wav(46K) 306_countrytune.mp3(46K) 306_countrytune.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The song that plays in the bar."

306_desks.wav(65K) 306_desks.mp3(65K) 306_desks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Where's our desks?"

306_didnothing.wav(32K) 306_didnothing.mp3(32K) 306_didnothing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He is a little ass sucker."

306_disruptive.wav(87K) 306_disruptive.mp3(87K) 306_disruptive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Okay children, I'm having a real problem with you all having lawyers, it is really disrupting class time."

306_donot...wav(29K) 306_donot...mp3(29K) 306_donot...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We do not tolerate sexual harassment."

306_dontanswer.wav(18K) 306_dontanswer.mp3(18K) 306_dontanswer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Can you tell me when Ulysses S. Grant was President?"

306_everyone.wav(79K) 306_everyone.mp3(79K) 306_everyone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This is case # 47G, Everyone vs. Everyone."

306_falcon.wav(36K) 306_falcon.mp3(36K) 306_falcon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey kids, I'm Jimmy The Don't Hold On To A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon"

306_freak...wav(6K) 306_freak...mp3(6K) 306_freak...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This is freaking me out dude!"

306_freemoney.wav(66K) 306_freemoney.mp3(66K) 306_freemoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There's no such thing as free money.  When you sue somebody, you take money away from parks and schools and charities and put it in your own pocket."

306_fullycondo...wav(54K) 306_fullycondo...mp3(54K) 306_fullycondo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kids, what I meant to say is that I fully condone you all having lawyers and support your legal recourses in every way."

306_getme...wav(9K) 306_getme...mp3(9K) 306_getme...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ug, dude, get me outta here!"

306_guilty.wav(49K) 306_guilty.mp3(49K) 306_guilty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I need to hear your defense. Uh, I'm 8?"

306_herewego.wav(12K) 306_herewego.mp3(12K) 306_herewego.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle I need to explain something to you..."

306_icecream.wav(25K) 306_icecream.mp3(25K) 306_icecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Panda's love ice cream."

306_impor...wav(103K) 306_impor...mp3(103K) 306_impor...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hello cubs, I'm Don't Sue People Panda with a important message for you."

306_incriminate.wav(37K) 306_incriminate.mp3(37K) 306_incriminate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incinerate me."

306_killedkenny.wav(42K) 306_killedkenny.mp3(42K) 306_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!  You Bastards!"

306_kylesdad.wav(171K) 306_kylesdad.mp3(171K) 306_kylesdad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Kyle's Dad's Commercial."

306_legalfee.wav(25K) 306_legalfee.mp3(25K) 306_legalfee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "As your legal fee you can choose between the green choo-choo and the squishy football."

306_lumpypotato.wav(44K) 306_lumpypotato.mp3(44K) 306_lumpypotato.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "All I can server you for lunch is lumpy potatoes."

306_model...wav(20K) 306_model...mp3(20K) 306_model...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Uh huh, that model airplane kit? Go on..."

306_newmessage.wav(65K) 306_newmessage.mp3(65K) 306_newmessage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You used to use your Panda Powers to teach people about sexual harassment, but you need to teach a new message."

306_newscast.wav(143K) 306_newscast.mp3(143K) 306_newscast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Personally I think Kyle's dad is just a whore, taking advantage of everyone in town..."

306_noidea.wav(20K) 306_noidea.mp3(20K) 306_noidea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Did you know that sexual harassment was going on in the classroom?"

306_oinky.wav(43K) 306_oinky.mp3(43K) 306_oinky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oink, oink, be sure to run around with scissors says Oinky The Run Around With Scissors Pig."

306_okbaby.wav(16K) 306_okbaby.mp3(16K) 306_okbaby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Mr. Garrison, I will remind you that we are in court!"

306_oralsex.wav(25K) 306_oralsex.mp3(25K) 306_oralsex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, when one little panda asks another little panda to perform oral sex, that is sexual harassment."

306_pandacostu...wav(73K) 306_pandacostu...mp3(73K) 306_pandacostu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "..Ok, you are a Panda..."

306_pandaintro.wav(116K) 306_pandaintro.mp3(116K) 306_pandaintro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Please welcome Petey The Sexual Harassment Panda."

306_pandapunch.wav(55K) 306_pandapunch.mp3(55K) 306_pandapunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "How would you like a big Panda Punch in the Puss?"

306_pandasmouth.wav(17K) 306_pandasmouth.mp3(17K) 306_pandasmouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There, you have it, straight from the Horse's mouth!"

306_rustynail.wav(???K) 306_rustynail.mp3(???K) 306_rustynail.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I have to write on the chalK)"

306_sayhi.wav(21K) 306_sayhi.mp3(21K) 306_sayhi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Say hi to Sexual Harassment Panda!"

306_shutup.wav(41K) 306_shutup.mp3(41K) 306_shutup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "God Damn it Skeeter shut the hell up!"

306_skeeterpanda.wav(173K) 306_skeeterpanda.mp3(173K) 306_skeeterpanda.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We don't take kindly to your types in here!"

306_sorrytoots.wav(15K) 306_sorrytoots.mp3(15K) 306_sorrytoots.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You are the witness here Mr. Garrison not Mr. Hat."

306_suethelawyer.wav(26K) 306_suethelawyer.mp3(26K) 306_suethelawyer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah, lets sue the lawyer!"

306_suetheschool.wav(75K) 306_suetheschool.mp3(75K) 306_suetheschool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Why should I sue the school?"

306_suing...wav(30K) 306_suing...mp3(30K) 306_suing...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm telling you guys, suing people kicks ass!"

306_takea...wav(44K) 306_takea...mp3(44K) 306_takea...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It says right here that now I can sue you and take all of your money!"

306_takekindly.wav(154K) 306_takekindly.mp3(154K) 306_takekindly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey 8 year old, we don't take kindly to your types in here!"

306_tellm...wav(29K) 306_tellm...mp3(29K) 306_tellm...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm going to write a sentence on the board and I want you to tell me the noun."

306_thigh.wav(27K) 306_thigh.mp3(27K) 306_thigh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This girl touched my thigh!"

306_tickle.wav(54K) 306_tickle.mp3(54K) 306_tickle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Now does anybody know what sexual harassment means?"

306_underage.wav(55K) 306_underage.mp3(55K) 306_underage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Since the defandant is underage and has no monetary resources it is the judgement of this court that 50 percent of Stan Marsh's belongs are to be handed over to Eric Cartman immediately."

306_underwear.wav(45K) 306_underwear.mp3(45K) 306_underwear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Did you know when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear thats sexual harassment?"

306_whatiam.wav(73K) 306_whatiam.mp3(73K) 306_whatiam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Its because I'm a panda isn't it?"

306_willyear.wav(32K) 306_willyear.mp3(32K) 306_willyear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And when one little panda puts his little furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda."

306_willythewo...wav(60K) 306_willythewo...mp3(60K) 306_willythewo...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm Willy The Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun Worm!"

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