Episode 301 Rainforest Shmainforest price at: amazon
All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
301_ass.wav(36K) 301_ass.mp3(36K) 301_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God it smells like ass out here."
301_badmonkey.wav(71K) 301_badmonkey.mp3(71K) 301_badmonkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm asserting myself, its tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty."
301_badsloth.wav(32K) 301_badsloth.mp3(32K) 301_badsloth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Its a bad, its a bad three-toed sloth!"
301_badsnake.wav(22K) 301_badsnake.mp3(22K) 301_badsnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Bad, that's a bad snake. Ah!"
301_balance.wav(78K) 301_balance.mp3(78K) 301_balance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mrs. Steven's, you have a bug on your back."
301_benny.wav(102K) 301_benny.mp3(102K) 301_benny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No see, if I start to like you too much I'm only going to get my heart broken, cause we live on opposite ends of the country."
301_board.wav(22K) 301_board.mp3(22K) 301_board.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Young man, getting gay with kids is not dumb, mmmkay?. It just so happens I'm on the board of directors."
301_breathe.wav(45K) 301_breathe.mp3(45K) 301_breathe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Come on Benny, breathe! Breath you son of a bitch!"
301_bulld...wav(30K) 301_bulld...mp3(30K) 301_bulld...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dude, bulldozers rule!"
301_burritos.wav(79K) 301_burritos.mp3(79K) 301_burritos.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We are lost and very hungry. Neccisito Burritos!"
301_canopy.wav(37K) 301_canopy.mp3(37K) 301_canopy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh its everything I ever dreamed it would be!"
301_cartmanflip.wav(10K) 301_cartmanflip.mp3(10K) 301_cartmanflip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, don't flip me off you son of a bitch!"
301_chickenwings.wav(74K) 301_chickenwings.mp3(74K) 301_chickenwings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God, get this child some food quick. Chickenwings. Chickenwings! Medium spicy."
301_coralsnake.wav(73K) 301_coralsnake.mp3(73K) 301_coralsnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You must remember, this snake is more afraid of us then we are of it."
301_donkeyballs.wav(11K) 301_donkeyballs.mp3(11K) 301_donkeyballs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Aw man, this is gonna suck donkey balls."
301_dontyoudare.wav(6K) 301_dontyoudare.mp3(6K) 301_dontyoudare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Don't you dare!"
301_exciting.wav(49K) 301_exciting.mp3(49K) 301_exciting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Eric, Costa Rica is a third world country, these people are much poorer than those in the US. Well why the hell don't they get jobs?"
301_excuseme.wav(49K) 301_excuseme.mp3(49K) 301_excuseme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "*Fart* Eric Cartman, you say excuse me!"
301_fatabott.wav(48K) 301_fatabott.mp3(48K) 301_fatabott.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I should be home nestled on the couch with my Mr. Kitty right now watching Fat Abbot cartoons..."
301_figuresitout.wav(126K) 301_figuresitout.mp3(126K) 301_figuresitout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Miss Stevens realizes the truth about the rain forest."
301_flipmeoff.wav(16K) 301_flipmeoff.mp3(16K) 301_flipmeoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Did you just flip me off?"
301_footprints.wav(38K) 301_footprints.mp3(38K) 301_footprints.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The rainforest is very fragile, we must take only pictures and leave only footprints."
301_fragi...wav(33K) 301_fragi...mp3(33K) 301_fragi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "That fragile flower is very delicate..."
301_funny.wav(28K) 301_funny.mp3(28K) 301_funny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I don't think its funny, this place is overcrowded, smelly and poor. Thats not funny, that sucks!"
301_gayendsong.wav(277K) 301_gayendsong.mp3(277K) 301_gayendsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The revised version of the Getting Gay With Kids song sung at the end of the episode."
301_gaysong.wav(238K) 301_gaysong.mp3(238K) 301_gaysong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Getting Gay With Kids rain forest song."
301_getjobs.wav(20K) 301_getjobs.mp3(20K) 301_getjobs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job? What's wrong with you, go to college!"
301_gettinggay.wav(55K) 301_gettinggay.mp3(55K) 301_gettinggay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!"
301_goahead.wav(24K) 301_goahead.mp3(24K) 301_goahead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Now I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame but please give her your full attention."
301_goinghome.wav(96K) 301_goinghome.mp3(96K) 301_goinghome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
301_havemercy.wav(18K) 301_havemercy.mp3(18K) 301_havemercy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Please Mr. Mackey, we'll be good, don't send us to that old kid choir, have mercy Mr. Mackey."
301_hereshegoes.wav(18K) 301_hereshegoes.mp3(18K) 301_hereshegoes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh God, here she goes again!"
301_holdme.wav(53K) 301_holdme.mp3(53K) 301_holdme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh Lenny hold me... No, I can't get attached. Oh, but I do like you, but you're only gonna leave me."
301_icecream.wav(33K) 301_icecream.mp3(33K) 301_icecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Eric, will you please please just keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican President?"
301_jewishrhythm.wav(61K) 301_jewishrhythm.mp3(61K) 301_jewishrhythm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm. bleep off Cartman!"
301_joke1.wav(32K) 301_joke1.mp3(32K) 301_joke1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Costa Rican President's first Polish joke."
301_killedkenny.wav(55K) 301_killedkenny.mp3(55K) 301_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You Bastards!"
301_lumberyard.wav(18K) 301_lumberyard.mp3(18K) 301_lumberyard.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're clearing out big sections of the rain forest for a lumberyard. Really? That's Great!"
301_merv.wav(19K) 301_merv.mp3(19K) 301_merv.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Eric? Who'd you expect, Merv Griffin?"
301_mumble.wav(76K) 301_mumble.mp3(76K) 301_mumble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr. Mackey and the Costa Rican President speak Spanish."
301_nightmare.wav(24K) 301_nightmare.mp3(24K) 301_nightmare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The nightmare begins."
301_notge...wav(11K) 301_notge...mp3(11K) 301_notge...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?"
301_pablotour.wav(65K) 301_pablotour.mp3(65K) 301_pablotour.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "He says Pablo over here will take you on a Rain Forest tour."
301_picture.wav(32K) 301_picture.mp3(32K) 301_picture.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What are ju looking at man? Ya, won't don't ju take a piicture?"
301_plowdown.wav(26K) 301_plowdown.mp3(26K) 301_plowdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "No, I hate the Rain Forest. You go right ahead and plow down this whole bleeping thing."
301_poor.wav(48K) 301_poor.mp3(48K) 301_poor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, maybe that's it Kenny! Maybe you're Costa Rican and that's why your family is so poor."
301_prerecorded.wav(52K) 301_prerecorded.mp3(52K) 301_prerecorded.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Well, guess what boys, I think Getting Gay With Kids is just what you need. I'm gonna sign up all four of you."
301_presentation.wav(16K) 301_presentation.mp3(16K) 301_presentation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The boys were being rude while choir teacher was giving some stupid presentation."
301_prett...wav(51K) 301_prett...mp3(51K) 301_prett...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You white Americans make me sick. You waste food, oil and everything else because you're so rich and then you tell the rest of the world to save the Rain Forest because you like its pretty flowers."
301_prettymuch.wav(26K) 301_prettymuch.mp3(26K) 301_prettymuch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And you must be Eric Cartman, I've heard about you..."
301_prostitutes.wav(21K) 301_prostitutes.mp3(21K) 301_prostitutes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, look at the prostitutes you guys!"
301_rhythm.wav(55K) 301_rhythm.mp3(55K) 301_rhythm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What if we don't have rhythm?"
301_richa...wav(78K) 301_richa...mp3(78K) 301_richa...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered for the Save the Rain Forest Summit. Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves and act like they aren't the ones responsible for the Rain Forest's peril."
301_roundup.wav(33K) 301_roundup.mp3(33K) 301_roundup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside, we have a special gift for you: the gift of song."
301_sanjose.wav(22K) 301_sanjose.mp3(22K) 301_sanjose.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh look children, I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capital of Costa Rica."
301_scaredsnake.wav(53K) 301_scaredsnake.mp3(53K) 301_scaredsnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yeah, that snake is really scared of us alright."
301_snake.wav(29K) 301_snake.mp3(29K) 301_snake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ahh, snake! No dude, that's a branch."
301_states.wav(26K) 301_states.mp3(26K) 301_states.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Rain Forest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, take steps, protect it, blah, blah, blah."
301_stillhere.wav(27K) 301_stillhere.mp3(27K) 301_stillhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Is everybody still here? I'm not."
301_telephone.wav(38K) 301_telephone.mp3(38K) 301_telephone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Yes, we have a phone, its right over there next to the twelve person Jacuzzi."
301_they.wav(53K) 301_they.mp3(53K) 301_they.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Who, who killed him? They did. Who's they?"
301_timealone.wav(36K) 301_timealone.mp3(36K) 301_timealone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Stan, you should be excited, I would love to see the Rain Forest. Besides, your dad and I need some time alone."
301_todobien.wav(39K) 301_todobien.mp3(39K) 301_todobien.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mr. Mackey speaking Spanish to the Costa Rican President."
301_toiletpaper.wav(43K) 301_toiletpaper.mp3(43K) 301_toiletpaper.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So if anyone is interested in seeing the Rain Forest and joining our choir I'll leave information packets up front. Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper."
301_tonydanza.wav(26K) 301_tonydanza.mp3(26K) 301_tonydanza.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Oh my God dude, I just saw Tony Danza!"
301_tortugas.wav(32K) 301_tortugas.mp3(32K) 301_tortugas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Some Spanish."
301_waitingroom.wav(49K) 301_waitingroom.mp3(49K) 301_waitingroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Until you stop flipping people off you can just go back to the waiting room."
301_whoopee.wav(51K) 301_whoopee.mp3(51K) 301_whoopee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "We're ready to head for the Latin American nation Costa Rica, a country filled with virgin Rain Forest. Whoopee."
301_yanagapa.wav(149K) 301_yanagapa.mp3(149K) 301_yanagapa.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Look how they live in peace with all living things, gentle, noble. Run for your lives children!"