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Episode 217 Gnomes price at: amazon


All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


217_add.wav(92K) 217_add.mp3(92K) 217_add.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "He has ADD, Attention Defecit Disorder... that's why he's so jittery all the time."


217_allsfair.wav(48K) 217_allsfair.mp3(48K) 217_allsfair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey, all's fair in love and war... and coffee."


217_anotherway.wav(86K) 217_anotherway.mp3(86K) 217_anotherway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "...and if it doesn't kick ass, and you make me look bad, Mr. Hat is going to smack you bitches up!"


217_aprice.wav(56K) 217_aprice.mp3(56K) 217_aprice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Well we can explain that to you easily, you know for a price."


217_argument.wav(140K) 217_argument.mp3(140K) 217_argument.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "This guy sucks ass!"




217_assignment.wav(61K) 217_assignment.mp3(61K) 217_assignment.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Come up with something current in South Park to do a report on."


217_bigbusiness.wav(45K) 217_bigbusiness.mp3(45K) 217_bigbusiness.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Stealing underpants... BIG business!"


217_blood.wav(86K) 217_blood.mp3(86K) 217_blood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "They took my underpants again... Soon they'll want my blood!   Bloood!"


217_bug.wav(60K) 217_bug.mp3(60K) 217_bug.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Holy bleep, we killed your friend!"


217_butthurts.wav(6K) 217_butthurts.mp3(6K) 217_butthurts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "My butt hurts."


217_cameljoe.wav(123K) 217_cameljoe.mp3(123K) 217_cameljoe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey kids, I'm Camel Joe, and I love a fresh cup of coffee!"


217_cartmansass.wav(30K) 217_cartmansass.mp3(30K) 217_cartmansass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Its almost as big as Cartman's ass!"


217_corporations.wav(225K) 217_corporations.mp3(225K) 217_corporations.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The kids discuss corporations, as grand theft BVD is occuring to Tweek."


217_countryfresh.wav(29K) 217_countryfresh.mp3(29K) 217_countryfresh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Country fresh... like the morning, after a rainstorm..."


217_crazy.wav(55K) 217_crazy.mp3(55K) 217_crazy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Well I must say Garrison, perhaps you're not as stupid and crazy as I always tell people you are."


217_diarrhea.wav(24K) 217_diarrhea.mp3(24K) 217_diarrhea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Your coffee takes like 3 day old moldy diarrhea."


217_dickhole.wav(64K) 217_dickhole.mp3(64K) 217_dickhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Well, I don't want to sound like a dickhole, but I told you so."


217_everett.wav(109K) 217_everett.mp3(109K) 217_everett.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "...he thought, who is this woman with her gazungas and high heels..."


217_fatsmelly.wav(82K) 217_fatsmelly.mp3(82K) 217_fatsmelly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "On my right, a big fat smelly corporate guy from New York..."


217_finalspeech.wav(239K) 217_finalspeech.mp3(239K) 217_finalspeech.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The kids give the final version of their speech."


217_fiveoclock.wav(80K) 217_fiveoclock.mp3(80K) 217_fiveoclock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "At 5 o'clock, the best coffee wins.. either your coffee, or a fresh warm cup of Tweek's coffee."


217_gnomesong.wav(127K) 217_gnomesong.mp3(127K) 217_gnomesong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: ""We won't stop until we have underpants...""


217_gotintoit.wav(43K) 217_gotintoit.mp3(43K) 217_gotintoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I think it went really good, people really got into it."


217_greatjob.wav(38K) 217_greatjob.mp3(38K) 217_greatjob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Well boys, its obvious that you didn't even..."


217_group1.wav(30K) 217_group1.mp3(30K) 217_group1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Pip, and Token, you be group one."


217_group2.wav(81K) 217_group2.mp3(81K) 217_group2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Group 2 will be Stan, Kyle, Eric, Kenny and... and... Tweek."


217_hellwithyou.wav(96K) 217_hellwithyou.mp3(96K) 217_hellwithyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Awwww, the hell with yout!"


217_hitstuff.wav(73K) 217_hitstuff.mp3(73K) 217_hitstuff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Cartman?  Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?"


217_hooray.wav(12K) 217_hooray.mp3(12K) 217_hooray.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Uhhhh, hooray!"


217_horrible.wav(111K) 217_horrible.mp3(111K) 217_horrible.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Oh, no, not that Mr. Hat... that's horrible... anyway, good luck passing your new law, boys."


217_ineedcoffee.wav(32K) 217_ineedcoffee.mp3(32K) 217_ineedcoffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Tweek tells his dad how he feels about things..."


217_insane.wav(114K) 217_insane.mp3(114K) 217_insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, maybe, maybe its all in my head.  Maybe I'm going insane.   I'm going insane."


217_itsfresh.wav(55K) 217_itsfresh.mp3(55K) 217_itsfresh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, you'll like this coffee... its fresh!"


217_jesus.wav(21K) 217_jesus.mp3(21K) 217_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, jesus, jesus man, jesus!  What are we going to do, huh?"


217_johnpostem.wav(192K) 217_johnpostem.mp3(192K) 217_johnpostem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "John Postem, from Harbucks Coffee, tells Mr. Tweek about the generous offer."


217_juicemaker.wav(18K) 217_juicemaker.mp3(18K) 217_juicemaker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "They really have my balls in a juicemaker."


217_justgreat.wav(24K) 217_justgreat.mp3(24K) 217_justgreat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Well, this is just great.  We haven't gotten anything done, and we're totally screwed."


217_killedkenny.wav(47K) 217_killedkenny.mp3(47K) 217_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Jesus bleep... look out!"


217_liketoto.wav(54K) 217_liketoto.mp3(54K) 217_liketoto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "We'll get a band that everybody likes... likes, uh, uh, like Toto."


217_losethem.wav(77K) 217_losethem.mp3(77K) 217_losethem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Your underpants are missing because you lose them, not because of underpants gnomes."


217_loveyouguys.wav(41K) 217_loveyouguys.mp3(41K) 217_loveyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I love you guys."


217_machine.wav(76K) 217_machine.mp3(76K) 217_machine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "These boys should learn how the corporate machine is ruining America."


217_metaphors.wav(152K) 217_metaphors.mp3(152K) 217_metaphors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...that smooth aroma and mild taste are what makes Tweek coffee special..."


217_mild.wav(111K) 217_mild.mp3(111K) 217_mild.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Its suttle, and mild, mild like the first flash of sun on an April morning."


217_neitherdidwe.wav(39K) 217_neitherdidwe.mp3(39K) 217_neitherdidwe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Boys, you have really opened our eyes, we didn't even know this was happening."


217_nohar...wav(112K) 217_nohar...mp3(112K) 217_nohar...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Thank you Mr. Postem, but I think we'll be fine with the money from selling our son into slavery."


217_nomorecoffee.wav(52K) 217_nomorecoffee.mp3(52K) 217_nomorecoffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "No... more... coffeee (BARF)"


217_nowayman.wav(31K) 217_nowayman.mp3(31K) 217_nowayman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "No way man, that's way too much pressure!"


217_offer.wav(108K) 217_offer.mp3(108K) 217_offer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...alright then, how about five hundred thousand dollars?"


217_oursecret.wav(218K) 217_oursecret.mp3(218K) 217_oursecret.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The underpants gnomes steal underwear as Mr. Tweek talks."


217_pecker.wav(21K) 217_pecker.mp3(21K) 217_pecker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I hope we're not wasting our time with this little pecker."


217_phase1.wav(75K) 217_phase1.mp3(75K) 217_phase1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Collecting underpants is just phase one!"


217_phase2.wav(163K) 217_phase2.mp3(163K) 217_phase2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Phase 1... collect underpants... phase 2...??? ... Phase 3 - PROFIT!"


217_prop10ad.wav(382K) 217_prop10ad.mp3(382K) 217_prop10ad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "What do children have to say about prop 10?"


217_proveit.wav(139K) 217_proveit.mp3(139K) 217_proveit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Sleep at my house tonight, I'll prove it to you!"


217_pussy.wav(55K) 217_pussy.mp3(55K) 217_pussy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey, he called me a pussy.  I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy."


217_pussygnome.wav(30K) 217_pussygnome.mp3(30K) 217_pussygnome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Little pussy gnome, don't call me a pussy.  Pussy gnome."


217_rawsewage.wav(66K) 217_rawsewage.mp3(66K) 217_rawsewage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: " Yeah, it doesn't have that bland raw sewage taste that Tweek's coffee has."


217_raymond.wav(52K) 217_raymond.mp3(52K) 217_raymond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "How about we do it on the guy on TV, Raymond.  Everybody loves Raymond."


217_robreiner.wav(21K) 217_robreiner.mp3(21K) 217_robreiner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "We're as low and dispicable as Rob Reiner."


217_sadnews.wav(142K) 217_sadnews.mp3(142K) 217_sadnews.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "There is a possibility that I will be let go and will never be allowed to teach you again."


217_saladshooter.wav(20K) 217_saladshooter.mp3(20K) 217_saladshooter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "They really have my balls in a salad shooter."


217_salespitch.wav(157K) 217_salespitch.mp3(157K) 217_salespitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Mr. Postem does his Camel Joe coffee pitch."


217_sanchez.wav(28K) 217_sanchez.mp3(28K) 217_sanchez.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Quit being so melodramatic, Sanchez... Jesus bleep!"


217_screwedus.wav(39K) 217_screwedus.mp3(39K) 217_screwedus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Jesus dude, I'm the one to blame for all of this.  I'm to blame for everything!"


217_seethem.wav(59K) 217_seethem.mp3(59K) 217_seethem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Next is issue 37-D... Missing underpants."


217_slavery.wav(100K) 217_slavery.mp3(100K) 217_slavery.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Which means, I might have to shut down and sell my son Tweek into slavery."


217_strongbitter.wav(30K) 217_strongbitter.mp3(30K) 217_strongbitter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Man, this stuff is strong... Its kinda bitter."


217_stupidreport.wav(84K) 217_stupidreport.mp3(84K) 217_stupidreport.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "We have to do this stupid report so.... so... lets figure out what to do it about."


217_thatsgood.wav(69K) 217_thatsgood.mp3(69K) 217_thatsgood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "We're his oral report buddies."


217_thereport.wav(137K) 217_thereport.mp3(137K) 217_thereport.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Perhaps there is no stopping the corporate machine... and that's our report... I guess."


217_theusual.wav(89K) 217_theusual.mp3(89K) 217_theusual.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "(Meow... SLAP) Thanks, see you tomorrow."


217_thissucks.wav(15K) 217_thissucks.mp3(15K) 217_thissucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh man, this sucks!"


217_toomu...wav(11K) 217_toomu...mp3(11K) 217_toomu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Arrgh, too much pressure!"


217_toto.wav(74K) 217_toto.mp3(74K) 217_toto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Toto ladies and gentlemen!"


217_turds.wav(58K) 217_turds.mp3(58K) 217_turds.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "You little turds!  You ruined my life for the last time!"


217_tweekcoffee.wav(160K) 217_tweekcoffee.mp3(160K) 217_tweekcoffee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "We may not call it fancy names... I guess we just care a little more."


217_under...wav(93K) 217_under...mp3(93K) 217_under...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The little guys who come into your room late at night and steal your underpants..."


217_vicegrip.wav(22K) 217_vicegrip.mp3(22K) 217_vicegrip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "They really have my balls in a vicegrip."


217_village.wav(34K) 217_village.mp3(34K) 217_village.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, are you taking us to your little pussy house?"


217_welfare.wav(144K) 217_welfare.mp3(144K) 217_welfare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Look at Kenny's family, they're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny?"


217_whoopee.wav(235K) 217_whoopee.mp3(235K) 217_whoopee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The kids have a caffeine rush."


217_whore.wav(37K) 217_whore.mp3(37K) 217_whore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You hear that?  You're not going to get away with that you whore!"


217_workw...wav(64K) 217_workw...mp3(64K) 217_workw...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "There's nothing wrong with Tweek, I'm sure he'll do a great job in your group."

 
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