All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
213_brokehim.wav(44K) 213_brokehim.mp3(44K) 213_brokehim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Cartman, hello? Hello! Dude, I think we broke him!"
213_buttbaby.wav(62K) 213_buttbaby.mp3(62K) 213_buttbaby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Sorry Officer ButtBaby."
213_chamb...wav(111K) 213_chamb...mp3(111K) 213_chamb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?"
213_chamb...wav(202K) 213_chamb...mp3(202K) 213_chamb...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So, the Chamber of Farts has another victim, eh?"
213_coldbeer.wav(196K) 213_coldbeer.mp3(196K) 213_coldbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "I hope so Mayor, I hope so. God I need a cold beer and a burger."
213_comeon.wav(15K) 213_comeon.mp3(15K) 213_comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Come on you guys, it will be sweeeet!"
213_cowcult.wav(23K) 213_cowcult.mp3(23K) 213_cowcult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hmmm, a cow cult."
213_cowmoo.wav(15K) 213_cowmoo.mp3(15K) 213_cowmoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
213_cowsuicide.wav(287K) 213_cowsuicide.mp3(287K) 213_cowsuicide.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "They're killing themselves! Stop! Please? Can't we do anything? Oh, god, the humanity."
213_cult.wav(49K) 213_cult.mp3(49K) 213_cult.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I know one thing, when cows get together, it can't be good, they might start formin' a cult."
213_dirtysob.wav(71K) 213_dirtysob.mp3(71K) 213_dirtysob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "You dirty son of a bitch, you never told us..."
213_disperse.wav(83K) 213_disperse.mp3(83K) 213_disperse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "Ok, that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!"
213_donkey.wav(45K) 213_donkey.mp3(45K) 213_donkey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the Line Ride sucked donkey balls."
213_dream.wav(149K) 213_dream.mp3(149K) 213_dream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Well, I dreamt I was a poor Vietamese girl, and then you guys made me ride a big scary bull...."
213_fatass.wav(172K) 213_fatass.mp3(172K) 213_fatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "What makes you think that Cartman is getting on a bull?"
213_fbi.wav(170K) 213_fbi.mp3(170K) 213_fbi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You will all now march in an orderly fashion into this trailer... move!"
213_foodstamps.wav(80K) 213_foodstamps.mp3(80K) 213_foodstamps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Damnit Kenny, don't be such a food stamp hog! Share it with the rest of your friends!"
213_getdown.wav(204K) 213_getdown.mp3(204K) 213_getdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "What are you gonna do?""
Kyle: ""Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball..."
213_hateyouguys.wav(140K) 213_hateyouguys.mp3(140K) 213_hateyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "You guys, seriously, my back. Seriously... help. Screw you guys... hate you guys!"
213_headtrauma.wav(77K) 213_headtrauma.mp3(77K) 213_headtrauma.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Apparently he thinks he's a Vietamese prostitute named Ming Lee."
213_hesfine.wav(118K) 213_hesfine.mp3(118K) 213_hesfine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Oh yeah dude, lets get his ass to the rodeo."
213_hooha.wav(91K) 213_hooha.mp3(91K) 213_hooha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "The balls are bigger then Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth!"
213_jesuschrist.wav(15K) 213_jesuschrist.mp3(15K) 213_jesuschrist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Ming Lee has a mouth just like Cartman..."
213_kicksass.wav(21K) 213_kicksass.mp3(21K) 213_kicksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Dude, that kicks ass!"
213_kille...wav(40K) 213_kille...mp3(40K) 213_kille...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: "Oh my God, they killed Cartman!"
213_killedkenny.wav(91K) 213_killedkenny.mp3(91K) 213_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"
213_lendmemoney.wav(49K) 213_lendmemoney.mp3(49K) 213_lendmemoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I only have three dollars left, bleephole!"
213_leonardo.wav(106K) 213_leonardo.mp3(106K) 213_leonardo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "By Ming Lee, thanks again!"
213_lineride.wav(212K) 213_lineride.mp3(212K) 213_lineride.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "This was the Line Ride, a real life simulator of a long line."
213_memorial.wav(44K) 213_memorial.mp3(44K) 213_memorial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cow: "The memorial moos as it is revealed to the crowd."
213_minglee1.wav(31K) 213_minglee1.mp3(31K) 213_minglee1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: ":Ming Lee" offers some of her wares..."
213_mirror.wav(34K) 213_mirror.mp3(34K) 213_mirror.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ok kid, you won. You get to choose between the barbie pocket mirror or the Bon Jovi toothpick."
213_moo.wav(26K) 213_moo.mp3(26K) 213_moo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cow: "(Ding) Moo!"
213_moomoo.wav(45K) 213_moomoo.mp3(45K) 213_moomoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cow: "(Ding) Moo! Moo!"
213_nedwhip.wav(144K) 213_nedwhip.mp3(144K) 213_nedwhip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ned: "Hi-yah! Git along little doggies! Bad cows! Stay! Stay!"
213_notquite.wav(161K) 213_notquite.mp3(161K) 213_notquite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "... That wasn't quite 10 seconds."
213_ok.wav(65K) 213_ok.mp3(65K) 213_ok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "...ok, I'll get on the bull."
213_photo.wav(92K) 213_photo.mp3(92K) 213_photo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the Line Ride?"
213_pinkeye.wav(22K) 213_pinkeye.mp3(22K) 213_pinkeye.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Kyle, will you relax, you little pink eye, we have plenty of money!"
213_point...wav(41K) 213_point...mp3(41K) 213_point...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "(Arrrgh SPLAT!) Oh! That's gonna cost him a point reduction."
213_quiz.wav(161K) 213_quiz.mp3(161K) 213_quiz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis to the scrotum?"
213_rockandroll.wav(72K) 213_rockandroll.mp3(72K) 213_rockandroll.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "I don't have to remind you that last year 3 people died at last years running of the cows..."
213_ruckus.wav(56K) 213_ruckus.mp3(56K) 213_ruckus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jimbo: "Hell, I have to run home and get my broom!"
213_shenanigans.wav(64K) 213_shenanigans.mp3(64K) 213_shenanigans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "I'm declaring shenanigans on you! This game is rigged!"
213_soldierboy.wav(118K) 213_soldierboy.mp3(118K) 213_soldierboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Soldierboy? Me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time."
213_stamp...wav(31K) 213_stamp...mp3(31K) 213_stamp...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Sir, would you take food stamps for 3 balls?"
213_suckatmath.wav(94K) 213_suckatmath.mp3(94K) 213_suckatmath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Yea, but I didn't take into account that I suck at math!"
213_tomnmary.wav(202K) 213_tomnmary.mp3(202K) 213_tomnmary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Officer Barbrady: "Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison!"