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: "I had my jimmy wacked seven times last week, I'll bust a cap in your (BLEEP)"

: "Yeah bitch, school in summertimes.  Open your (BLEEP) ears..."

Cartman: "Mr. Garrison... Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education."

Wendy: "I thought all guys had clubhouses."

: "Yeah bitch, snatch his ass in a beartrap.  Leave that (BLEEP) swinging from a tree..."

Cartman: "And stop your bitching!"

Stan: "I remember not too long ago we were just kids playing kissing games in my clubhouse."

Bebe:: "Just remember the good times we had together..."

Cartman: "But mom, the blueprints say we need carpeting in the clubhouse!"

Cartman: "I have special armor on, that's inpenetrable to American bullets."

Wendy: "...and play parlor games, and have meaningful conversations and sip cognac by the fireplace."

Cartman: "Commandant Cartman has ways of making you talk (FART)."

Mr. Makey: "Apparently we have a bit of a communication problem here."

Stan: "Go ahead Stanley, get your bleep damned cookie."

: "And I go, "Listen bitch, I don't need my mother giving me no curfew.""

Stan: "You just said the C word!"

Mr. Makey: "I was just disciplining your son on his skylarkings."

Stan: "Does that mean you don't love me anymore?  This is all my fault, isn't it?"

Stan: "Do me, right here in the clubhouse."

Cartman: "Behold!  Ewok Village 2000!"

Stan: "Randy takes his son to spend some quality time together and have a father to son talk."

Mr. Makey: "Mr. Marsh, tell me how you're feeling."

Kenny: "Why do I have to go find chicks?"

Stan: "Fine!""
Cartman: "Fine!"
Kyle: "Fine!""
Kenny: "Fine!"

Cartman: "I'm eight years old, if I want to fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint."

Cartman: "My mom gives me bleep sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts'."

Cartman: "Good luck with your piece of crap clubhouse."

Bebe:: "I hope so Wendy, he has such a hot ass."

Cartman: "Don't forget, you need to cut school early and wait for the hot tub to arrive."

Stan: "- I don't interrupt you."

: "That funkidelic intro music that we all love."

Cartman: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"

Wendy: "Kiss Bebe on the lips!"

Bebe:: "Wow, look at that ass!  Shake it baby."

: "When will you let me in?  When will you let me love you?  Now get your ass out here and help me."

Stan: "Even though Charro appeared 12 times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain and Tennile got higher ratings."

Stan: "You know that nothing is more important to me then you... (Vrrooooom!)"

Stan: "You're the most important thing after me, my happyness, and my new romances."

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Hat is a two timing whore, and now we learn from Mr. Twig!"

Cartman: "Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?"

Bebe:: "Take this stick, and jam it up your peehole!"

Chef: "Of course, they're women, they've had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time."

Cartman: "That's fine.  I like playing with myself.  I play with myself all day long."

Wendy: "Doesn't Bebe look very pretty today?"

Stan: "Roy's a dick!  He ruined my chances with Wendy in the clubhouse."

Kyle: "Yeah, that'd be sweet!  We can totally ruin their lives."

Stan: "...his only chance at survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch."

Cartman: "My mom gives me bleep sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts'."

Mr. Makey: "You know, like 'tomfoolery'."

: "Yeah, its my body, my mom always gives me bleep for smoking."

Stan: "In fifteen years you never said whatever to me."

Stan: "Dare!"

: "Oh, Jesus when are you going to cut me some slack, huh?  I have taken you under my wing and have done my best..."

Mr. Garrison: "Don't lie Stan.  Lying makes you sterile."

Kyle: "Girls suck ass."

: "It certainly does suck right here... hello?  Sharon? Sharon, hello?"

Mr. Makey: "Taking over any conversation is bad."

Stan: "I would like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all of eternity."

Phillip: "Damnit, pull really hard Phillip... oh... ok... hold on...wait wait.... (FART!)"

Chef: "You can't seem to eager, you have to play it cool..."

Bebe:: "Kyle, can you turn around for a second... thank you."

Kyle: "We should use nails dude."

Stan: "Your bastard father has visitation rights and this is his time with you."

Cartman: "It will take more then your weak American weapons to destroy me."

Mr. Makey: "Who tries to control the marriage?"