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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


212_abbott.wav(177K) 212_abbott.mp3(177K) 212_abbott.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I had my jimmy wacked seven times last week, I'll bust a cap in your (BLEEP)"


212_abbott2.wav(181K) 212_abbott2.mp3(181K) 212_abbott2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah bitch, school in summertimes.  Open your (BLEEP) ears..."


212_adverse.wav(41K) 212_adverse.mp3(41K) 212_adverse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Mr. Garrison... Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education."


212_allguys.wav(320K) 212_allguys.mp3(320K) 212_allguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "I thought all guys had clubhouses."


212_beartrap.wav(330K) 212_beartrap.mp3(330K) 212_beartrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah bitch, snatch his ass in a beartrap.  Leave that (BLEEP) swinging from a tree..."




212_bitching.wav(17K) 212_bitching.mp3(17K) 212_bitching.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "And stop your bitching!"


212_breakoff.wav(177K) 212_breakoff.mp3(177K) 212_breakoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I remember not too long ago we were just kids playing kissing games in my clubhouse."


212_breakup.wav(173K) 212_breakup.mp3(173K) 212_breakup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bebe:: "Just remember the good times we had together..."


212_carpet.wav(161K) 212_carpet.mp3(161K) 212_carpet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "But mom, the blueprints say we need carpeting in the clubhouse!"


212_cheat.wav(106K) 212_cheat.mp3(106K) 212_cheat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I have special armor on, that's inpenetrable to American bullets."


212_cognac.wav(58K) 212_cognac.mp3(58K) 212_cognac.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "...and play parlor games, and have meaningful conversations and sip cognac by the fireplace."


212_commandant.wav(44K) 212_commandant.mp3(44K) 212_commandant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Commandant Cartman has ways of making you talk (FART)."


212_commu...wav(108K) 212_commu...mp3(108K) 212_commu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Apparently we have a bit of a communication problem here."


212_cookie.wav(116K) 212_cookie.mp3(116K) 212_cookie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Go ahead Stanley, get your bleep damned cookie."


212_curfew.wav(221K) 212_curfew.mp3(221K) 212_curfew.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And I go, "Listen bitch, I don't need my mother giving me no curfew.""


212_cword.wav(37K) 212_cword.mp3(37K) 212_cword.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "You just said the C word!"


212_discipline.wav(81K) 212_discipline.mp3(81K) 212_discipline.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "I was just disciplining your son on his skylarkings."


212_divorced.wav(145K) 212_divorced.mp3(145K) 212_divorced.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Does that mean you don't love me anymore?  This is all my fault, isn't it?"


212_dome.wav(137K) 212_dome.mp3(137K) 212_dome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Do me, right here in the clubhouse."


212_ewokvillage.wav(28K) 212_ewokvillage.mp3(28K) 212_ewokvillage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Behold!  Ewok Village 2000!"


212_fatherson.wav(399K) 212_fatherson.mp3(399K) 212_fatherson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Randy takes his son to spend some quality time together and have a father to son talk."


212_feeling.wav(122K) 212_feeling.mp3(122K) 212_feeling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Mr. Marsh, tell me how you're feeling."


212_findchicks.wav(112K) 212_findchicks.mp3(112K) 212_findchicks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Why do I have to go find chicks?"


212_fine.wav(42K) 212_fine.mp3(42K) 212_fine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Fine!""
Cartman: "Fine!"
Kyle: "Fine!""
Kenny: "Fine!"


212_fingerpaint.wav(72K) 212_fingerpaint.mp3(72K) 212_fingerpaint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm eight years old, if I want to fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint."


212_giveBLEEP.wav(207K) 212_giveBLEEP.mp3(207K) 212_giveBLEEP.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "My mom gives me bleep sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts'."


212_goodluck.wav(29K) 212_goodluck.mp3(29K) 212_goodluck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Good luck with your piece of crap clubhouse."


212_hotass.wav(65K) 212_hotass.mp3(65K) 212_hotass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bebe:: "I hope so Wendy, he has such a hot ass."


212_hottub.wav(31K) 212_hottub.mp3(31K) 212_hottub.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Don't forget, you need to cut school early and wait for the hot tub to arrive."


212_interrupt.wav(64K) 212_interrupt.mp3(64K) 212_interrupt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "- I don't interrupt you."


212_intromusic.wav(38K) 212_intromusic.mp3(38K) 212_intromusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "That funkidelic intro music that we all love."


212_killedkenny.wav(97K) 212_killedkenny.mp3(97K) 212_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"


212_kissbebe.wav(115K) 212_kissbebe.mp3(115K) 212_kissbebe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "Kiss Bebe on the lips!"


212_kylekiss.wav(98K) 212_kylekiss.mp3(98K) 212_kylekiss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bebe:: "Wow, look at that ass!  Shake it baby."


212_letmein.wav(82K) 212_letmein.mp3(82K) 212_letmein.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "When will you let me in?  When will you let me love you?  Now get your ass out here and help me."


212_loveboat.wav(112K) 212_loveboat.mp3(112K) 212_loveboat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Even though Charro appeared 12 times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain and Tennile got higher ratings."


212_morei...wav(59K) 212_morei...mp3(59K) 212_morei...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "You know that nothing is more important to me then you... (Vrrooooom!)"


212_mosti...wav(109K) 212_mosti...mp3(109K) 212_mosti...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "You're the most important thing after me, my happyness, and my new romances."


212_mrhat.wav(137K) 212_mrhat.mp3(137K) 212_mrhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Hat is a two timing whore, and now we learn from Mr. Twig!"


212_offer.wav(26K) 212_offer.mp3(26K) 212_offer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?"


212_peehole.wav(147K) 212_peehole.mp3(147K) 212_peehole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bebe:: "Take this stick, and jam it up your peehole!"


212_planned.wav(70K) 212_planned.mp3(70K) 212_planned.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Of course, they're women, they've had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time."


212_playwithself.wav(99K) 212_playwithself.mp3(99K) 212_playwithself.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "That's fine.  I like playing with myself.  I play with myself all day long."


212_pretty.wav(42K) 212_pretty.mp3(42K) 212_pretty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "Doesn't Bebe look very pretty today?"


212_roydick.wav(119K) 212_roydick.mp3(119K) 212_roydick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Roy's a dick!  He ruined my chances with Wendy in the clubhouse."


212_ruinlives.wav(41K) 212_ruinlives.mp3(41K) 212_ruinlives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Yeah, that'd be sweet!  We can totally ruin their lives."


212_sgtmarsh.wav(124K) 212_sgtmarsh.mp3(124K) 212_sgtmarsh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "...his only chance at survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch."


212_shuthole.wav(72K) 212_shuthole.mp3(72K) 212_shuthole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "My mom gives me bleep sometimes, and I tell her 'Shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts'."


212_skylarkings.wav(27K) 212_skylarkings.mp3(27K) 212_skylarkings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "You know, like 'tomfoolery'."


212_smoke.wav(90K) 212_smoke.mp3(90K) 212_smoke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah, its my body, my mom always gives me bleep for smoking."


212_sorry.wav(89K) 212_sorry.mp3(89K) 212_sorry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "In fifteen years you never said whatever to me."


212_standare.wav(59K) 212_standare.mp3(59K) 212_standare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dare!"


212_stepfather.wav(247K) 212_stepfather.mp3(247K) 212_stepfather.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, Jesus when are you going to cut me some slack, huh?  I have taken you under my wing and have done my best..."


212_sterile.wav(38K) 212_sterile.mp3(38K) 212_sterile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Don't lie Stan.  Lying makes you sterile."


212_suckass.wav(7K) 212_suckass.mp3(7K) 212_suckass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Girls suck ass."


212_suckr...wav(158K) 212_suckr...mp3(158K) 212_suckr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It certainly does suck right here... hello?  Sharon? Sharon, hello?"


212_takingover.wav(4K) 212_takingover.mp3(4K) 212_takingover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Taking over any conversation is bad."


212_thenote.wav(100K) 212_thenote.mp3(100K) 212_thenote.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I would like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all of eternity."


212_tnp.wav(195K) 212_tnp.mp3(195K) 212_tnp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Phillip: "Damnit, pull really hard Phillip... oh... ok... hold on...wait wait.... (FART!)"


212_todlesson.wav(214K) 212_todlesson.mp3(214K) 212_todlesson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You can't seem to eager, you have to play it cool..."


212_turnaround.wav(59K) 212_turnaround.mp3(59K) 212_turnaround.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bebe:: "Kyle, can you turn around for a second... thank you."


212_usenails.wav(44K) 212_usenails.mp3(44K) 212_usenails.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "We should use nails dude."


212_visitation.wav(81K) 212_visitation.mp3(81K) 212_visitation.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Your bastard father has visitation rights and this is his time with you."


212_weakbullets.wav(77K) 212_weakbullets.mp3(77K) 212_weakbullets.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "It will take more then your weak American weapons to destroy me."


212_wrongagain.wav(85K) 212_wrongagain.mp3(85K) 212_wrongagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Who tries to control the marriage?"

 
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