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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

208_americanway.wav(53K) 208_americanway.mp3(53K) 208_americanway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Hell, everything's legal in Mexico, its the American way."

208_beep.wav(7K) 208_beep.mp3(7K) 208_beep.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Beep."

208_bigge...wav(27K) 208_bigge...mp3(27K) 208_bigge...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "No I don't know where Mr. Hat is Garrison!"

208_blewupsnake.wav(145K) 208_blewupsnake.mp3(145K) 208_blewupsnake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Look at them, look how much happyness a little firepower can bring to a child."

208_bueno.wav(88K) 208_bueno.mp3(88K) 208_bueno.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Hmmm, bueno!"

208_buyfireworks.wav(24K) 208_buyfireworks.mp3(24K) 208_buyfireworks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Yeah dude, its summer.  That means we have to buy fireworks."

208_canmakeit.wav(93K) 208_canmakeit.mp3(93K) 208_canmakeit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I can do it!  I can do it!  I'm going to make it!"

208_catsbutt.wav(41K) 208_catsbutt.mp3(41K) 208_catsbutt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I saw this movie once where a guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt."

208_comanche.wav(94K) 208_comanche.mp3(94K) 208_comanche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We'll have to fly it in with 3 Comanche helicoptors..."

208_copythat.wav(39K) 208_copythat.mp3(39K) 208_copythat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Where the hell is our firework, we only have 24 hours."

208_cscale.wav(71K) 208_cscale.mp3(71K) 208_cscale.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The school band plays the C Scale."

208_deepend.wav(41K) 208_deepend.mp3(41K) 208_deepend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "I heard you won't even get in the deep end!"

208_denial.wav(90K) 208_denial.mp3(90K) 208_denial.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Uh - screw you guys... home!"

208_doggiestyle.wav(59K) 208_doggiestyle.mp3(59K) 208_doggiestyle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I only know how to do it doggie style!"

208_dontmess.wav(20K) 208_dontmess.mp3(20K) 208_dontmess.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Awww, seriously now, don't mess with Kitty now."

208_dontneed.wav(97K) 208_dontneed.mp3(97K) 208_dontneed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "I don't need Mr. Hat.   Mr. Hat is just a puppet.  Mr. Hat isn't real."

208_dontwanna.wav(44K) 208_dontwanna.mp3(44K) 208_dontwanna.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Eric doesn't want to jump in to the pool."

208_dumbass.wav(35K) 208_dumbass.mp3(35K) 208_dumbass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dude, its Cartman.  He's just being a dumbass, like always."

208_dusty.wav(30K) 208_dusty.mp3(30K) 208_dusty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dusty the dirtball!"

208_expire.wav(48K) 208_expire.mp3(48K) 208_expire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Say, Charlie, when does that thing die out?"

208_exwife.wav(70K) 208_exwife.mp3(70K) 208_exwife.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmm, it looks like my ex-wife!"

208_fatassonsled.wav(85K) 208_fatassonsled.mp3(85K) 208_fatassonsled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled!"

208_favre.wav(27K) 208_favre.mp3(27K) 208_favre.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Say, I haven't seen you in here before."

208_first...wav(48K) 208_first...mp3(48K) 208_first...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Everybody knows that the first graders pee in the community pool."

208_flame...wav(69K) 208_flame...mp3(69K) 208_flame...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Then we'll need 57 flamethrowers all set up around the perimeter of the disk..."

208_foundhim.wav(80K) 208_foundhim.mp3(80K) 208_foundhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "I found him!"

208_fudgeyou.wav(114K) 208_fudgeyou.mp3(114K) 208_fudgeyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You know I rarely say this, but, well... fudge you!"

208_funnyname.wav(72K) 208_funnyname.mp3(72K) 208_funnyname.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here with a special report is normal looking guy with a funny name."

208_getinline.wav(36K) 208_getinline.mp3(36K) 208_getinline.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Everybody get in a line so I can whoop all of your asses."

208_goeswithout.wav(112K) 208_goeswithout.mp3(112K) 208_goeswithout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Just let me do all the talking... I guess that goes without saying, doesn't it."

208_goinghome.wav(22K) 208_goinghome.mp3(22K) 208_goinghome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Screw you guys... I'm going hooome."

208_goodtimes.wav(55K) 208_goodtimes.mp3(55K) 208_goodtimes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Once lit, the snake will grow and good times will be had by all."

208_growandgrow.wav(29K) 208_growandgrow.mp3(29K) 208_growandgrow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "I like snakes.  You light them and they grow and grow."

208_happysummer.wav(25K) 208_happysummer.mp3(25K) 208_happysummer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Pip: "Oh, Happy Summer, isn't it?"

208_homopuppet.wav(96K) 208_homopuppet.mp3(96K) 208_homopuppet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet."

208_howmu...wav(106K) 208_howmu...mp3(106K) 208_howmu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "November... of next year!"

208_hunkodirt.wav(33K) 208_hunkodirt.mp3(33K) 208_hunkodirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "... Like a big hunk of dirt with a carrot sticking out of it."

208_ironic.wav(92K) 208_ironic.mp3(92K) 208_ironic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "I know that smartass!  I was being ironic."

208_itburns.wav(96K) 208_itburns.mp3(96K) 208_itburns.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "It burns!  It burns!"

208_itshot.wav(59K) 208_itshot.mp3(59K) 208_itshot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Man, its hot out here!"

208_itssummer.wav(18K) 208_itssummer.mp3(18K) 208_itssummer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "How come you aren't blowing things up?  Its summer!"

208_justapuppet.wav(148K) 208_justapuppet.mp3(148K) 208_justapuppet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "He's just a puppet, I don't need him!  See?  Watch?   bleepdamnit!..."

208_killedkenny.wav(96K) 208_killedkenny.mp3(96K) 208_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Yooou bastard!"

208_kitty.wav(120K) 208_kitty.mp3(120K) 208_kitty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey, if you so much as touch Kitty's ass..."

208_lambchopsong.wav(150K) 208_lambchopsong.mp3(150K) 208_lambchopsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "As long as we are together we can do anything, we can take on the whole wide world!"

208_liltots.wav(77K) 208_liltots.mp3(77K) 208_liltots.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Yooou bastard!"

208_littl...wav(53K) 208_littl...mp3(53K) 208_littl...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Summer vacation doesn't start for you little bastards unti Mr. Hat is back on my desk."

208_longfaces.wav(103K) 208_longfaces.mp3(103K) 208_longfaces.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I don't think those are problems that some Tijuana bottlerockets can't solve!"

208_manintheboat.wav(41K) 208_manintheboat.mp3(41K) 208_manintheboat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Sorry Mayor, I couldn't find the little man in the boat."

208_mozart.wav(48K) 208_mozart.mp3(48K) 208_mozart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Let's play Mozart's Symphony #5!"

208_mrtwig.wav(122K) 208_mrtwig.mp3(122K) 208_mrtwig.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "He's a two timing whore.  From now on children, you'll all be learning from Mr. Twig."

208_nearfuture.wav(52K) 208_nearfuture.mp3(52K) 208_nearfuture.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "... and to not light any giant snakes in the near future."

208_northparkkid.wav(39K) 208_northparkkid.mp3(39K) 208_northparkkid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Just because some stupid North Park kid blew his hands off we don't get to buy M80s?"

208_notagain.wav(142K) 208_notagain.mp3(142K) 208_notagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Damnit! Not again! Sonsofbitches!  I'm going home."

208_notgay.wav(129K) 208_notgay.mp3(129K) 208_notgay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Well I can tell you that I am 100% not gay!"

208_nutsack.wav(60K) 208_nutsack.mp3(60K) 208_nutsack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants."

208_olympics.wav(35K) 208_olympics.mp3(35K) 208_olympics.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "My mom said if I take swimming lessons I can be in the Olympics some day!"

208_oohaahh.wav(77K) 208_oohaahh.mp3(77K) 208_oohaahh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ooooooh!   Aaaah!"

208_opentrunk.wav(136K) 208_opentrunk.mp3(136K) 208_opentrunk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Damn!  Damn!   I always get that question wrong!"

208_ourbad.wav(108K) 208_ourbad.mp3(108K) 208_ourbad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're sorry!  Our bad."

208_period.wav(140K) 208_period.mp3(140K) 208_period.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "She's having her period."

208_prankcall.wav(120K) 208_prankcall.mp3(120K) 208_prankcall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "I don't think you can, mmmkay!"

208_prankover.wav(29K) 208_prankover.mp3(29K) 208_prankover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now!  The prank is over!"

208_screwyouguys.wav(60K) 208_screwyouguys.mp3(60K) 208_screwyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ok, that did it!   Screw you guys... I'm going hooome."

208_serve...wav(82K) 208_serve...mp3(82K) 208_serve...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "I think you're the loony one in this room.  Serves you right you gay bashing homo."

208_shrink.wav(139K) 208_shrink.mp3(139K) 208_shrink.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "How the bleep should I know?  If I knew that I wouldn't be seeing a bleeping psychiatrist, would I?"

208_simul...wav(228K) 208_simul...mp3(228K) 208_simul...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "You and me, and her... and you and you!  Simultaneous lovin'!"

208_sonso...wav(77K) 208_sonso...mp3(77K) 208_sonso...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You sons of bitches!!   Awwww, sons of bitches!"

208_sonso...wav(177K) 208_sonso...mp3(177K) 208_sonso...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "The long version of the above .WAV."

208_spect...wav(117K) 208_spect...mp3(117K) 208_spect...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "No moleste un gato spectaularrr!"

208_stars...wav(126K) 208_stars...mp3(126K) 208_stars...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Le'ts start with our school band playing 'The Stars and Stripes.'"

208_still...wav(50K) 208_still...mp3(50K) 208_still...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I can still sell snakes!"

208_sucksass.wav(42K) 208_sucksass.mp3(42K) 208_sucksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I summer without fireworks, is like, uh, I don't know, it sucks ass!"

208_summersucks.wav(12K) 208_summersucks.mp3(12K) 208_summersucks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison."

208_sungoesdown.wav(90K) 208_sungoesdown.mp3(90K) 208_sungoesdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I am told the event won't begin until the sun goes down and night is upon us..."

208_swimby.wav(90K) 208_swimby.mp3(90K) 208_swimby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Huh, first graders?   Awww, weeeak!  Sons of bitches!"

208_think...wav(112K) 208_think...mp3(112K) 208_think...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I guess we didn't quite think this through."

208_thous...wav(137K) 208_thous...mp3(137K) 208_thous...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Sometimes he likes to pretend he's in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of 1,000 island dressing."

208_tijuana.wav(75K) 208_tijuana.mp3(75K) 208_tijuana.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "These babies have enough power to blast a firehole through the ozone!"

208_tonedeaf.wav(31K) 208_tonedeaf.mp3(31K) 208_tonedeaf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "Our 4th of July celebration is going to have no fireworks and a bunch of tone deaf little bleeps playing."

208_unclesam.wav(49K) 208_unclesam.mp3(49K) 208_unclesam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "And we need someone to dress up like Uncle Remus."

208_whatthe.wav(67K) 208_whatthe.mp3(67K) 208_whatthe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "I'm back!  I'm back from Aruba... what the?!"

208_wow.wav(109K) 208_wow.mp3(109K) 208_wow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Dude, I think he told us to go bleep ourselves."

208_wrongagain.wav(115K) 208_wrongagain.mp3(115K) 208_wrongagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmmm, do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?"

208_wussysnakes.wav(40K) 208_wussysnakes.mp3(40K) 208_wussysnakes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Those poor kids must have been so disappointed to have nothing but those stupid wussy snakes to light."

208_yellingatit.wav(100K) 208_yellingatit.mp3(100K) 208_yellingatit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Residents have tried everything from firehoses to yelling at it..."

208_yousuckpip.wav(79K) 208_yousuckpip.mp3(79K) 208_yousuckpip.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Your parents are dead?   bleep damnit, you suck Pip!"

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