Episode 207 City On The Edge Of Forever (Flashbacks) price at: amazon
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207_alien...wav(132K) 207_alien...mp3(132K) 207_alien...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Wow, the aliens are getting ice cream!"
207_alldone.wav(83K) 207_alldone.mp3(83K) 207_alldone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "All done."
Ms. Crabtree: "Sit down and shut up!"
207_allwrong.wav(148K) 207_allwrong.mp3(148K) 207_allwrong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that we were trapped on a bus..."
207_aways.wav(67K) 207_aways.mp3(67K) 207_aways.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Maam, those are actually roofies."
207_barnabyjones.wav(56K) 207_barnabyjones.mp3(56K) 207_barnabyjones.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh, damn man. Now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones."
207_beefcake.wav(60K) 207_beefcake.mp3(60K) 207_beefcake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Beefcake! Now that's what I call a sticky situation!"
207_bequiet.wav(109K) 207_bequiet.mp3(109K) 207_bequiet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Ok, that does it. Y'all be quiet or the cute little bunny dies."
207_brent.wav(19K) 207_brent.mp3(19K) 207_brent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hi kids! I'm TV's Brent Musburger!"
207_calmdown.wav(127K) 207_calmdown.mp3(127K) 207_calmdown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Makey: "Lets try to calm down, mmmkay?"
207_chickadee.wav(77K) 207_chickadee.mp3(77K) 207_chickadee.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "And right up here you can see a red belly Chickadee. They're indigenous to this area."
207_christsake.wav(20K) 207_christsake.mp3(20K) 207_christsake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Oh for Christ sake, I don't beliave this!"
207_closetheme.wav(162K) 207_closetheme.mp3(162K) 207_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The 'Come Home' song during the credits."
207_code.wav(130K) 207_code.mp3(130K) 207_code.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...and remember your busdriver's code: Sit down and shut up."
207_comehome.wav(211K) 207_comehome.mp3(211K) 207_comehome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "All you need is right here waiting for you..."
207_consu...wav(67K) 207_consu...mp3(67K) 207_consu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Just keep your trap shut and I'll consult the manual!"
207_deathtouch.wav(80K) 207_deathtouch.mp3(80K) 207_deathtouch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "The monster outside couldn't be Death. Because Death only touches you, he doesn't eat you."
207_deniro.wav(72K) 207_deniro.mp3(72K) 207_deniro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hey, youse. Youse guys. Shut up, youse."
207_doe.wav(100K) 207_doe.mp3(100K) 207_doe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "So what's a fragile little doe like you doing out on a night like this?"
207_dontdoit.wav(7K) 207_dontdoit.mp3(7K) 207_dontdoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Don't do it, kid!"
207_dream.wav(16K) 207_dream.mp3(16K) 207_dream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Dude, that's a pretty bleeped up dream."
207_elway.wav(139K) 207_elway.mp3(139K) 207_elway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "My father is John Elway. My father is John Elway! Screw you guys, screw you guys!"
207_fanta...wav(54K) 207_fanta...mp3(54K) 207_fanta...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "What? I'm missing the new Fantasy Island!"
207_fart.wav(82K) 207_fart.mp3(82K) 207_fart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Really? I don't think I can fart any more today."
207_fecalphiliac.wav(43K) 207_fecalphiliac.mp3(43K) 207_fecalphiliac.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Mrs. Crabtree shouts a bit."
207_flyin.wav(46K) 207_flyin.mp3(46K) 207_flyin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I hate flying. Talk about something I hate, its flying."
207_fonziejump.wav(33K) 207_fonziejump.mp3(33K) 207_fonziejump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Hey wait a minute! Remember the time Fonzie jumped over the buses with his motorcycle?"
207_forever.wav(92K) 207_forever.mp3(92K) 207_forever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "We couldn't get trapped here forever, Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days."
207_gafagahaga.wav(29K) 207_gafagahaga.mp3(29K) 207_gafagahaga.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "I knew I shouldn't of made Kyle eat that Gafagahaga."
207_goinmyway.wav(83K) 207_goinmyway.mp3(83K) 207_goinmyway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Hello little lady. Going my way?"
207_goodness.wav(104K) 207_goodness.mp3(104K) 207_goodness.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I could not possibly eat one more bit of this chocolaty goodness. But I will try."
207_goticecream.wav(103K) 207_goticecream.mp3(103K) 207_goticecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Hey look! It's got ice cream!"
207_happentome.wav(17K) 207_happentome.mp3(17K) 207_happentome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Had to happen to me, didn't it?"
207_heyyy.wav(73K) 207_heyyy.mp3(73K) 207_heyyy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The Fonz says 'Heyyyy'."
207_hollow.wav(57K) 207_hollow.mp3(57K) 207_hollow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Success is hollow, Mitch. Hollow like a dead tree. I think its time for me to give it up."
207_icecr...wav(86K) 207_icecr...mp3(86K) 207_icecr...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!"
207_iloveyou.wav(101K) 207_iloveyou.mp3(101K) 207_iloveyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "I said sit down and shut up!"
207_immature.wav(103K) 207_immature.mp3(103K) 207_immature.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Why is it that everything today has involved things going in or coming out of my ass?"
207_imscared.wav(18K) 207_imscared.mp3(18K) 207_imscared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'm scared!"
207_isaidquiet.wav(40K) 207_isaidquiet.mp3(40K) 207_isaidquiet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "I said quiet, or else I kill the bunny!"
207_kenny...wav(78K) 207_kenny...mp3(78K) 207_kenny...m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: "Take that, and that and that! "
Stan: "Oh my god, Kenny killed... Death?"
207_kennymumble.wav(50K) 207_kennymumble.mp3(50K) 207_kennymumble.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kenny: "Hey guys, remember that time..."
207_kickinin.wav(36K) 207_kickinin.mp3(36K) 207_kickinin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Say there, are those roofies kicking in yet?"
207_kicknuts.wav(78K) 207_kicknuts.mp3(78K) 207_kicknuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Hey, you son of a bitch, I will kick you in the nuts!"
207_larryking.wav(83K) 207_larryking.mp3(83K) 207_larryking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "I said, 'Larry King won't grant me three wishes'."
207_leaveus.wav(188K) 207_leaveus.mp3(188K) 207_leaveus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Garrison: "She's really not Kathy Lee Gifford, she's some kind of alien..."
207_lenointro.wav(176K) 207_lenointro.mp3(176K) 207_lenointro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The introduction to the Leno show."
207_lumpofdog.wav(32K) 207_lumpofdog.mp3(32K) 207_lumpofdog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "You look like a lump of dog bleep that just got hit by a car!"
207_muffin.wav(84K) 207_muffin.mp3(84K) 207_muffin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Please... call me muffin!"
207_nightmare.wav(109K) 207_nightmare.mp3(109K) 207_nightmare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "Beatles are good with ice cream!"
207_nobodyelse.wav(295K) 207_nobodyelse.mp3(295K) 207_nobodyelse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "The complete Star Trek/Alien scene. 'I guess nobody else will be getting off of the bus'."
207_nosense.wav(123K) 207_nosense.mp3(123K) 207_nosense.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Kenny just died back there from that monster. How could he have died back then too?"
207_nothere.wav(91K) 207_nothere.mp3(91K) 207_nothere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman's Mom: "Hon, I made Beefy Logs. I made Cookie Dings! No, he's not here."
207_offroad.wav(139K) 207_offroad.mp3(139K) 207_offroad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "The bus goes off of the road..."
207_pizza.wav(136K) 207_pizza.mp3(136K) 207_pizza.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "...we're in big trouble! "
Cartman: "Hey you guys, can we order a pizza?"
207_pretend.wav(140K) 207_pretend.mp3(140K) 207_pretend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "I know Marcus, but let me just pretend as long as I can."
207_randy.wav(178K) 207_randy.mp3(178K) 207_randy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Hello Stanley, its me, Pa-pa. Gosh, your mother and I miss you..."
207_rudolph.wav(60K) 207_rudolph.mp3(60K) 207_rudolph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wendy: "Hey! He's like Rudolph!"
207_runaway.wav(51K) 207_runaway.mp3(51K) 207_runaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Makey: "Well 99% of the time, when a child is missing, it is because they've run away, mmkay?"
207_scarymonster.wav(47K) 207_scarymonster.mp3(47K) 207_scarymonster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "...if you do a big scary monster will eat you!"
207_scuzzlecream.wav(68K) 207_scuzzlecream.mp3(68K) 207_scuzzlecream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Skcks ass!"
207_sharecake.wav(102K) 207_sharecake.mp3(102K) 207_sharecake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "It is chocolately and delightful!"
207_shewould.wav(58K) 207_shewould.mp3(58K) 207_shewould.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Oh, she would dude... she would!"
207_shutupkid.wav(29K) 207_shutupkid.mp3(29K) 207_shutupkid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Shut up kid! I have to watch a training video!"
207_slick.wav(23K) 207_slick.mp3(23K) 207_slick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Be quiet back there! These roads are slick!"
207_smack.wav(33K) 207_smack.mp3(33K) 207_smack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Its only a matter of time before they are selling their bodies and buying smack."
207_snappy.wav(47K) 207_snappy.mp3(47K) 207_snappy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Take me to the nearest town and make it snappy you freak ass crackpot!"
207_splat.wav(54K) 207_splat.mp3(54K) 207_splat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Fonzie splats Kenny!"
207_stayonbus.wav(169K) 207_stayonbus.mp3(169K) 207_stayonbus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "...the best way to acheive this is to tell them something like, 'A big scary monster will eat you...'"
207_suckmyass.wav(17K) 207_suckmyass.mp3(17K) 207_suckmyass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "How'd you like to suck my ass?"
207_suppertime.wav(73K) 207_suppertime.mp3(73K) 207_suppertime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Mmmm, its suppertime, come to papa."
207_technique.wav(94K) 207_technique.mp3(94K) 207_technique.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "You've kept order by using the 'Keep quiet or I'll kill the bunny technique'."
207_thatwasscary.wav(64K) 207_thatwasscary.mp3(64K) 207_thatwasscary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stan: "Don't you remember the time that aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike? Now that was scary."
207_turd.wav(19K) 207_turd.mp3(19K) 207_turd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Ahh, pick me up, you turd!"
207_upandcomer.wav(138K) 207_upandcomer.mp3(138K) 207_upandcomer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ms. Crabtree: "Stop laughing you whores. I said shut up!"
207_upsetkenny.wav(45K) 207_upsetkenny.mp3(45K) 207_upsetkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Kyle: "Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny!"
Kenny: "Huh?!"
207_weirddream.wav(112K) 207_weirddream.mp3(112K) 207_weirddream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "Oh man, what a weird dream!"
207_wholecake.wav(50K) 207_wholecake.mp3(50K) 207_wholecake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I can't possibly finish this whole cake... yes I can!"
207_youguyssuck.wav(38K) 207_youguyssuck.mp3(38K) 207_youguyssuck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cartman: "I don't want to die on this bus with you bleepholes! You guys suck!"