All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

206_aboot.wav(172K) 206_aboot.mp3(172K) 206_aboot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah, take a load off, put your feet up.  Me and Satan were aboot to go shopping for furniture."

206_ahh.wav(69K) 206_ahh.mp3(69K) 206_ahh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "We have just received a tape from another viewer who filmed the Mexican Staring Frog..."

206_basecamp.wav(59K) 206_basecamp.mp3(59K) 206_basecamp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Lets get back to basecamp!  We can ride the Log Ride before it closes."

206_beavers.wav(36K) 206_beavers.mp3(36K) 206_beavers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Coming up next, we're gonna drop napalm on an unsuspecting family of beavers."

206_befine.wav(41K) 206_befine.mp3(41K) 206_befine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "No, that's all lies!  I'll be fine."

206_brawl.wav(152K) 206_brawl.mp3(152K) 206_brawl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Jesus tries to stop the brawl in the studio..."

206_catatonic.wav(55K) 206_catatonic.mp3(55K) 206_catatonic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Quick, somebody call an ambulance.  This man is catatonic!"

206_childish.wav(64K) 206_childish.mp3(64K) 206_childish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "What's Vietnam?  A question a child might ask, but not a childish question."

206_closetheme.wav(108K) 206_closetheme.mp3(108K) 206_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The 'War is Hell' closing music."

206_combat.wav(283K) 206_combat.mp3(283K) 206_combat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Ned and Jimbo take out the Viet Cong Army.  Whoopee."

206_comeback.wav(97K) 206_comeback.mp3(97K) 206_comeback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "C'mon, Ned buddy, snap out of it!  Come back to me buddy!"

206_corpses.wav(34K) 206_corpses.mp3(34K) 206_corpses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're corpses up here!  We need alot more action, from everybody."

206_damnfrog.wav(63K) 206_damnfrog.mp3(63K) 206_damnfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmm, damn that frog!"

206_demonfrog.wav(40K) 206_demonfrog.mp3(40K) 206_demonfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Take that you demon frog!"

206_denver.wav(89K) 206_denver.mp3(89K) 206_denver.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Today's guest is TV's 'Gilligan', Bob Denver!"

206_dibs.wav(27K) 206_dibs.mp3(27K) 206_dibs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cartman gets 'dibs' on throwing a chair at Ned."

206_dick.wav(67K) 206_dick.mp3(67K) 206_dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hmmm, maybe because he's an old drunk hillybilly dick?"

206_drugs.wav(59K) 206_drugs.mp3(59K) 206_drugs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "And as for you Stan, I think you need to kick your drug habit..."

206_emmy.wav(64K) 206_emmy.mp3(64K) 206_emmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Holy smokes!  We could get an Emmy!"

206_envir...wav(14K) 206_envir...mp3(14K) 206_envir...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmm, we're enviromentalists!"

206_fibber.wav(19K) 206_fibber.mp3(19K) 206_fibber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'll give you a taste of your own medicine, you fibber!"

206_flamethrower.wav(71K) 206_flamethrower.mp3(71K) 206_flamethrower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Thin out the numbers!  (Whooooooosh!)"

206_fminus.wav(80K) 206_fminus.mp3(80K) 206_fminus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "You all receive an F... minus!"

206_fun.wav(58K) 206_fun.mp3(58K) 206_fun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Cartman?   What kind of stupid ass question is that?  Of course it was fun!"

206_garrisonnam.wav(127K) 206_garrisonnam.mp3(127K) 206_garrisonnam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Garrison has dreams of the soldiers in 'Nam."

206_gorgeousday.wav(173K) 206_gorgeousday.mp3(173K) 206_gorgeousday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I remember I had just gotten off the Ferris Wheel.  'Oh boy, what a gorgeous day!'"

206_grblanski.wav(63K) 206_grblanski.mp3(63K) 206_grblanski.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Ned Grblanski reporting, sir!"

206_hardcore.wav(61K) 206_hardcore.mp3(61K) 206_hardcore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Aw, he'll be fine.  I'll just take him home and show him some hardcore porn."

206_hined.wav(51K) 206_hined.mp3(51K) 206_hined.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm Jimbo Kearn, and this here is Ned.  Say 'Hi' Ned!"

206_hitthedeck.wav(138K) 206_hitthedeck.mp3(138K) 206_hitthedeck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Ned, you take flank position!  I'll try to keep it turned away from you!"

206_honey.wav(49K) 206_honey.mp3(49K) 206_honey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Satan: "Ok, honey!"

206_horridgaze.wav(83K) 206_horridgaze.mp3(83K) 206_horridgaze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "If a person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed, or even die!"

206_horrorofnam.wav(134K) 206_horrorofnam.mp3(134K) 206_horrorofnam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "And Ned won the Purple Heart for his courageous defense of the Log Ride..."

206_hourofpower.wav(97K) 206_hourofpower.mp3(97K) 206_hourofpower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Welcome the only man in town who has a fully stocked wine cellar... Jeeeeeesus Christ!"

206_howdyouknow.wav(89K) 206_howdyouknow.mp3(89K) 206_howdyouknow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "The Vietnam War was war!  There were no galloping steeds, or singing birds, or Log Rides!"

206_huntinkillin.wav(39K) 206_huntinkillin.mp3(39K) 206_huntinkillin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And now back to Huntin' and Killin' with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!"

206_icky.wav(27K) 206_icky.mp3(27K) 206_icky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hat: "That's right Mr. Garrison, the Vietnam War was sticky and icky."

206_incendiary.wav(86K) 206_incendiary.mp3(86K) 206_incendiary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm going to create a diversion using this incendiary device, while Ned will ambush them..."

206_intown.wav(32K) 206_intown.mp3(32K) 206_intown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "So, Bob, so, you just get into town?"

206_j.wav(42K) 206_j.mp3(42K) 206_j.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We've got to do it, J.  Your ratings are being killed by the Jimbo and Ned hunting show."

206_jackson.wav(148K) 206_jackson.mp3(148K) 206_jackson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but c'mon, its Michael Jackson... Michael Jackson!"

206_jesus.wav(112K) 206_jesus.mp3(112K) 206_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Jesus, what is wrong with you people?"

206_jimbosong.wav(88K) 206_jimbosong.mp3(88K) 206_jimbosong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're so glad you spent your time with us, while slaughtered our way through nature's guts..."
Jimbo: ""

206_kickass.wav(54K) 206_kickass.mp3(54K) 206_kickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Lying kicks ass!"

206_killedkenny.wav(24K) 206_killedkenny.mp3(24K) 206_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"

206_killordie.wav(91K) 206_killordie.mp3(91K) 206_killordie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die!"

206_loadofsht.wav(73K) 206_loadofsht.mp3(73K) 206_loadofsht.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Where the bleep did you hear this ridiculous load of bullbleep?"

206_lookaway.wav(94K) 206_lookaway.mp3(94K) 206_lookaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "We don't know if this applies to pictures of the frog or not, but who wants to take chances?"

206_loveyoutoo.wav(37K) 206_loveyoutoo.mp3(37K) 206_loveyoutoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I love you too."

206_loyalviewer.wav(61K) 206_loyalviewer.mp3(61K) 206_loyalviewer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "One of our loyal viewers from South Park sent us an 8 millimeter film..."

206_mademedoit.wav(38K) 206_mademedoit.mp3(38K) 206_mademedoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, I didn't want to do it, Jesus!  They made me do that!"

206_molested.wav(104K) 206_molested.mp3(104K) 206_molested.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I only did it because he molested me!"

206_montel.wav(38K) 206_montel.mp3(38K) 206_montel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't worry about it Montel.  We all want to touch children sometimes, its only natural."

206_moremoney.wav(43K) 206_moremoney.mp3(43K) 206_moremoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This week's ratings are through the roof!  We're up to twenty people!"

206_muffin.wav(86K) 206_muffin.mp3(86K) 206_muffin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Certainly!  And would you like another muffin as well?"

206_naive.wav(34K) 206_naive.mp3(34K) 206_naive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, J!   You are so omnipotent, and yet, so naive!"

206_ohboy.wav(45K) 206_ohboy.mp3(45K) 206_ohboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh boy!"

206_oldlady.wav(67K) 206_oldlady.mp3(67K) 206_oldlady.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Because old ladies are fat, and so are you!"

206_plastic.wav(60K) 206_plastic.mp3(60K) 206_plastic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dude, its just a plastic frog!  It's not real.  Check it out."

206_psycho.wav(71K) 206_psycho.mp3(71K) 206_psycho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "...that he must have set himself into a deep coma."

206_pussylaw.wav(63K) 206_pussylaw.mp3(63K) 206_pussylaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "...Pussy Law #4 states that we can no longer kill animals in defense."

206_ready.wav(72K) 206_ready.mp3(72K) 206_ready.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm ready Steven Spielberg!"

206_respect.wav(66K) 206_respect.mp3(66K) 206_respect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He wants to have his cake and eat it too!  He's got to dump that trash girlfriend!"

206_revenge.wav(55K) 206_revenge.mp3(55K) 206_revenge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Revenge is so very very sweet."

206_right4us.wav(39K) 206_right4us.mp3(39K) 206_right4us.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "So in other words, our old line 'It's coming right for us.' no longer works."

206_satan.wav(38K) 206_satan.mp3(38K) 206_satan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Like go ahead and tell how your nephew Stan takes drugs and worships Satan."

206_scared.wav(16K) 206_scared.mp3(16K) 206_scared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "I'm scared, mmm."

206_screwyou.wav(26K) 206_screwyou.mp3(26K) 206_screwyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Brrrrrr, screw you guyssss."

206_septictank.wav(63K) 206_septictank.mp3(63K) 206_septictank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Then you get an F, fail the 3rd grade and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit."

206_staygo.wav(53K) 206_staygo.mp3(53K) 206_staygo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "But pony boy was beat up pretty bad.  He kept saying, 'Stay Go.'"

206_stupid.wav(50K) 206_stupid.mp3(50K) 206_stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "(This is stupid.) "
Stan: "Action!"

206_sucksass.wav(56K) 206_sucksass.mp3(56K) 206_sucksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Yeah man, your Uncle Jimbo sucks ass!"

206_sweet.wav(13K) 206_sweet.mp3(13K) 206_sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Wow!  Vietnam was sweet!"

206_tabasco.wav(47K) 206_tabasco.mp3(47K) 206_tabasco.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Vietnam was more like shoving shard of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun."

206_talkingfrog.wav(128K) 206_talkingfrog.mp3(128K) 206_talkingfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Brrrrrr.  I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka.  I am very very scary, and dangerous!"

206_thanks.wav(40K) 206_thanks.mp3(40K) 206_thanks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "As some of you may know, I host a local show on hunting. (Clap) Thanks!"

206_toohot.wav(149K) 206_toohot.mp3(149K) 206_toohot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jesus and Pals, 'Too Hot for TV!'  Things get out of control!  You can't belive your eyes!"

206_tool.wav(12K) 206_tool.mp3(12K) 206_tool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm such a tool."

206_truth.wav(66K) 206_truth.mp3(66K) 206_truth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Yeah, titties and beer."

206_uhhi.wav(30K) 206_uhhi.mp3(30K) 206_uhhi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Uhh hi.  Uh, yea-yeah, ok."

206_unexplained.wav(35K) 206_unexplained.mp3(35K) 206_unexplained.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "And now, its time for 'Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained'."

206_upto.wav(44K) 206_upto.mp3(44K) 206_upto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "So, uhm, so what have you been up to?"

206_vegetable.wav(67K) 206_vegetable.mp3(67K) 206_vegetable.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "My best friend is a vegetable, and I'm gonna be the laughing stock of South Park."

206_warishell.wav(208K) 206_warishell.mp3(208K) 206_warishell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I was in Tet.  We had a bad ass rollercoaster.  But all we wanted was a Log Ride.   We waited, and waited..."

206_welcome.wav(119K) 206_welcome.mp3(119K) 206_welcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Welcome to detention, mmkay?  Mr. Garrison told me about your little joke..."

206_worship.wav(60K) 206_worship.mp3(60K) 206_worship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Because... he's on drugs and he worships the devil!"

206_yes.wav(84K) 206_yes.mp3(84K) 206_yes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh yes sweet... oh yeah sweet!  Super sweet!  Yes!"

206_zero.wav(91K) 206_zero.mp3(91K) 206_zero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Her no good husband!  She's got to lose that zero and get herself a hero."