Movie Quotes - Movie Sounds - Movie Wavs
 


 

Episode 206 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka price at: amazon, buy.com


All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


206_aboot.wav(172K) 206_aboot.mp3(172K) 206_aboot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Ah, take a load off, put your feet up.  Me and Satan were aboot to go shopping for furniture."


206_ahh.wav(69K) 206_ahh.mp3(69K) 206_ahh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "We have just received a tape from another viewer who filmed the Mexican Staring Frog..."


206_basecamp.wav(59K) 206_basecamp.mp3(59K) 206_basecamp.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Lets get back to basecamp!  We can ride the Log Ride before it closes."


206_beavers.wav(36K) 206_beavers.mp3(36K) 206_beavers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Coming up next, we're gonna drop napalm on an unsuspecting family of beavers."


206_befine.wav(41K) 206_befine.mp3(41K) 206_befine.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "No, that's all lies!  I'll be fine."




206_brawl.wav(152K) 206_brawl.mp3(152K) 206_brawl.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Jesus tries to stop the brawl in the studio..."


206_catatonic.wav(55K) 206_catatonic.mp3(55K) 206_catatonic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Quick, somebody call an ambulance.  This man is catatonic!"


206_childish.wav(64K) 206_childish.mp3(64K) 206_childish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "What's Vietnam?  A question a child might ask, but not a childish question."


206_closetheme.wav(108K) 206_closetheme.mp3(108K) 206_closetheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The 'War is Hell' closing music."


206_combat.wav(283K) 206_combat.mp3(283K) 206_combat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Ned and Jimbo take out the Viet Cong Army.  Whoopee."


206_comeback.wav(97K) 206_comeback.mp3(97K) 206_comeback.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "C'mon, Ned buddy, snap out of it!  Come back to me buddy!"


206_corpses.wav(34K) 206_corpses.mp3(34K) 206_corpses.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "You're corpses up here!  We need alot more action, from everybody."


206_damnfrog.wav(63K) 206_damnfrog.mp3(63K) 206_damnfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmm, damn that frog!"


206_demonfrog.wav(40K) 206_demonfrog.mp3(40K) 206_demonfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Take that you demon frog!"


206_denver.wav(89K) 206_denver.mp3(89K) 206_denver.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Today's guest is TV's 'Gilligan', Bob Denver!"


206_dibs.wav(27K) 206_dibs.mp3(27K) 206_dibs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Cartman gets 'dibs' on throwing a chair at Ned."


206_dick.wav(67K) 206_dick.mp3(67K) 206_dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hmmm, maybe because he's an old drunk hillybilly dick?"


206_drugs.wav(59K) 206_drugs.mp3(59K) 206_drugs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "And as for you Stan, I think you need to kick your drug habit..."


206_emmy.wav(64K) 206_emmy.mp3(64K) 206_emmy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Holy smokes!  We could get an Emmy!"


206_envir...wav(14K) 206_envir...mp3(14K) 206_envir...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Mmm, we're enviromentalists!"


206_fibber.wav(19K) 206_fibber.mp3(19K) 206_fibber.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'll give you a taste of your own medicine, you fibber!"


206_flamethrower.wav(71K) 206_flamethrower.mp3(71K) 206_flamethrower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Thin out the numbers!  (Whooooooosh!)"


206_fminus.wav(80K) 206_fminus.mp3(80K) 206_fminus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "You all receive an F... minus!"


206_fun.wav(58K) 206_fun.mp3(58K) 206_fun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Cartman?   What kind of stupid ass question is that?  Of course it was fun!"


206_garrisonnam.wav(127K) 206_garrisonnam.mp3(127K) 206_garrisonnam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Garrison has dreams of the soldiers in 'Nam."


206_gorgeousday.wav(173K) 206_gorgeousday.mp3(173K) 206_gorgeousday.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I remember I had just gotten off the Ferris Wheel.  'Oh boy, what a gorgeous day!'"


206_grblanski.wav(63K) 206_grblanski.mp3(63K) 206_grblanski.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Ned Grblanski reporting, sir!"


206_hardcore.wav(61K) 206_hardcore.mp3(61K) 206_hardcore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Aw, he'll be fine.  I'll just take him home and show him some hardcore porn."


206_hined.wav(51K) 206_hined.mp3(51K) 206_hined.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm Jimbo Kearn, and this here is Ned.  Say 'Hi' Ned!"


206_hitthedeck.wav(138K) 206_hitthedeck.mp3(138K) 206_hitthedeck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Ned, you take flank position!  I'll try to keep it turned away from you!"


206_honey.wav(49K) 206_honey.mp3(49K) 206_honey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Satan: "Ok, honey!"


206_horridgaze.wav(83K) 206_horridgaze.mp3(83K) 206_horridgaze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "If a person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed, or even die!"


206_horrorofnam.wav(134K) 206_horrorofnam.mp3(134K) 206_horrorofnam.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "And Ned won the Purple Heart for his courageous defense of the Log Ride..."


206_hourofpower.wav(97K) 206_hourofpower.mp3(97K) 206_hourofpower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Welcome the only man in town who has a fully stocked wine cellar... Jeeeeeesus Christ!"


206_howdyouknow.wav(89K) 206_howdyouknow.mp3(89K) 206_howdyouknow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "The Vietnam War was war!  There were no galloping steeds, or singing birds, or Log Rides!"


206_huntinkillin.wav(39K) 206_huntinkillin.mp3(39K) 206_huntinkillin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And now back to Huntin' and Killin' with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!"


206_icky.wav(27K) 206_icky.mp3(27K) 206_icky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Hat: "That's right Mr. Garrison, the Vietnam War was sticky and icky."


206_incendiary.wav(86K) 206_incendiary.mp3(86K) 206_incendiary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm going to create a diversion using this incendiary device, while Ned will ambush them..."


206_intown.wav(32K) 206_intown.mp3(32K) 206_intown.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "So, Bob, so, you just get into town?"


206_j.wav(42K) 206_j.mp3(42K) 206_j.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We've got to do it, J.  Your ratings are being killed by the Jimbo and Ned hunting show."


206_jackson.wav(148K) 206_jackson.mp3(148K) 206_jackson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but c'mon, its Michael Jackson... Michael Jackson!"


206_jesus.wav(112K) 206_jesus.mp3(112K) 206_jesus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Jesus, what is wrong with you people?"


206_jimbosong.wav(88K) 206_jimbosong.mp3(88K) 206_jimbosong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "We're so glad you spent your time with us, while slaughtered our way through nature's guts..."
Jimbo: ""


206_kickass.wav(54K) 206_kickass.mp3(54K) 206_kickass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Lying kicks ass!"


206_killedkenny.wav(24K) 206_killedkenny.mp3(24K) 206_killedkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "You bastard!"


206_killordie.wav(91K) 206_killordie.mp3(91K) 206_killordie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die!"


206_loadofsht.wav(73K) 206_loadofsht.mp3(73K) 206_loadofsht.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Where the bleep did you hear this ridiculous load of bullbleep?"


206_lookaway.wav(94K) 206_lookaway.mp3(94K) 206_lookaway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "We don't know if this applies to pictures of the frog or not, but who wants to take chances?"


206_loveyoutoo.wav(37K) 206_loveyoutoo.mp3(37K) 206_loveyoutoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I love you too."


206_loyalviewer.wav(61K) 206_loyalviewer.mp3(61K) 206_loyalviewer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "One of our loyal viewers from South Park sent us an 8 millimeter film..."


206_mademedoit.wav(38K) 206_mademedoit.mp3(38K) 206_mademedoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, I didn't want to do it, Jesus!  They made me do that!"


206_molested.wav(104K) 206_molested.mp3(104K) 206_molested.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I only did it because he molested me!"


206_montel.wav(38K) 206_montel.mp3(38K) 206_montel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Don't worry about it Montel.  We all want to touch children sometimes, its only natural."


206_moremoney.wav(43K) 206_moremoney.mp3(43K) 206_moremoney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "This week's ratings are through the roof!  We're up to twenty people!"


206_muffin.wav(86K) 206_muffin.mp3(86K) 206_muffin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Certainly!  And would you like another muffin as well?"


206_naive.wav(34K) 206_naive.mp3(34K) 206_naive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, J!   You are so omnipotent, and yet, so naive!"


206_ohboy.wav(45K) 206_ohboy.mp3(45K) 206_ohboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh boy!"


206_oldlady.wav(67K) 206_oldlady.mp3(67K) 206_oldlady.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Because old ladies are fat, and so are you!"


206_plastic.wav(60K) 206_plastic.mp3(60K) 206_plastic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dude, its just a plastic frog!  It's not real.  Check it out."


206_psycho.wav(71K) 206_psycho.mp3(71K) 206_psycho.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "...that he must have set himself into a deep coma."


206_pussylaw.wav(63K) 206_pussylaw.mp3(63K) 206_pussylaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "...Pussy Law #4 states that we can no longer kill animals in defense."


206_ready.wav(72K) 206_ready.mp3(72K) 206_ready.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm ready Steven Spielberg!"


206_respect.wav(66K) 206_respect.mp3(66K) 206_respect.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "He wants to have his cake and eat it too!  He's got to dump that trash girlfriend!"


206_revenge.wav(55K) 206_revenge.mp3(55K) 206_revenge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Revenge is so very very sweet."


206_right4us.wav(39K) 206_right4us.mp3(39K) 206_right4us.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "So in other words, our old line 'It's coming right for us.' no longer works."


206_satan.wav(38K) 206_satan.mp3(38K) 206_satan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Like go ahead and tell how your nephew Stan takes drugs and worships Satan."


206_scared.wav(16K) 206_scared.mp3(16K) 206_scared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "I'm scared, mmm."


206_screwyou.wav(26K) 206_screwyou.mp3(26K) 206_screwyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Brrrrrr, screw you guyssss."


206_septictank.wav(63K) 206_septictank.mp3(63K) 206_septictank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Then you get an F, fail the 3rd grade and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit."


206_staygo.wav(53K) 206_staygo.mp3(53K) 206_staygo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "But pony boy was beat up pretty bad.  He kept saying, 'Stay Go.'"


206_stupid.wav(50K) 206_stupid.mp3(50K) 206_stupid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "(This is stupid.) "
Stan: "Action!"


206_sucksass.wav(56K) 206_sucksass.mp3(56K) 206_sucksass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Yeah man, your Uncle Jimbo sucks ass!"


206_sweet.wav(13K) 206_sweet.mp3(13K) 206_sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Wow!  Vietnam was sweet!"


206_tabasco.wav(47K) 206_tabasco.mp3(47K) 206_tabasco.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Vietnam was more like shoving shard of broken glass up your ass and sitting in a tub of tabasco sauce fun."


206_talkingfrog.wav(128K) 206_talkingfrog.mp3(128K) 206_talkingfrog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Brrrrrr.  I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka.  I am very very scary, and dangerous!"


206_thanks.wav(40K) 206_thanks.mp3(40K) 206_thanks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "As some of you may know, I host a local show on hunting. (Clap) Thanks!"


206_toohot.wav(149K) 206_toohot.mp3(149K) 206_toohot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Jesus and Pals, 'Too Hot for TV!'  Things get out of control!  You can't belive your eyes!"


206_tool.wav(12K) 206_tool.mp3(12K) 206_tool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "I'm such a tool."


206_truth.wav(66K) 206_truth.mp3(66K) 206_truth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Yeah, titties and beer."


206_uhhi.wav(30K) 206_uhhi.mp3(30K) 206_uhhi.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "Uhh hi.  Uh, yea-yeah, ok."


206_unexplained.wav(35K) 206_unexplained.mp3(35K) 206_unexplained.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "And now, its time for 'Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained'."


206_upto.wav(44K) 206_upto.mp3(44K) 206_upto.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jesus: "So, uhm, so what have you been up to?"


206_vegetable.wav(67K) 206_vegetable.mp3(67K) 206_vegetable.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "My best friend is a vegetable, and I'm gonna be the laughing stock of South Park."


206_warishell.wav(208K) 206_warishell.mp3(208K) 206_warishell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I was in Tet.  We had a bad ass rollercoaster.  But all we wanted was a Log Ride.   We waited, and waited..."


206_welcome.wav(119K) 206_welcome.mp3(119K) 206_welcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Makey: "Welcome to detention, mmkay?  Mr. Garrison told me about your little joke..."


206_worship.wav(60K) 206_worship.mp3(60K) 206_worship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jimbo: "Because... he's on drugs and he worships the devil!"


206_yes.wav(84K) 206_yes.mp3(84K) 206_yes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh yes sweet... oh yeah sweet!  Super sweet!  Yes!"


206_zero.wav(91K) 206_zero.mp3(91K) 206_zero.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Her no good husband!  She's got to lose that zero and get herself a hero."

 
All sounds on the The MovieWavs Page or linked from The MovieWavs Page retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies. All sound files are for educational, research, criticism, or review for movie purchase purposes. The MovieWavs Page holds no liability from misuse of these sound files. Some of the sound files contained on The MovieWavs Page may not be suitable for young children.