All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

201_abhor.wav(59K) 201_abhor.mp3(59K)

: "I hate you more then ever Terrance And Phillip, I absolutely abhor you both."

201_aboot.wav(60K) 201_aboot.mp3(60K)

Phillip: "Say Terrance, I was just aboot to make Kroft dinner, would you like some?"

201_anthem.wav(44K) 201_anthem.mp3(44K)

: "The Iraqui National Anthem"

201_apples.wav(66K) 201_apples.mp3(66K)

Terrence: " Hey, Scott, do you like apples?   (FART)  How do you like that apple?"

201_bowdown.wav(80K) 201_bowdown.mp3(80K)

: "You will bow down to me as your leader.  You will obey my laws or you will be killed."

201_bring...wav(112K) 201_bring...mp3(112K)

Terrence: " Only our deaths can bring Canada life... (FART)  Baaahahahah!"

201_bringhome.wav(40K) 201_bringhome.mp3(40K)

Phillip: " Please my daughter home safe Terrance. (FART)  Hahahah!"

201_calmnerves.wav(61K) 201_calmnerves.mp3(61K)

Terrence: "Its been a long day and only Kroft dinner can calm my nerves."

201_cancer.wav(76K) 201_cancer.mp3(76K)

: "I hate you, and I wish you both had cancer!"

201_charges.wav(147K) 201_charges.mp3(147K)

: "That monster is sitting right over there... and his name... is Terrance!"

201_chemi...wav(297K) 201_chemi...mp3(297K)

Phillip: " They're using chemical warfare!   How could they?"

201_closi...wav(89K) 201_closi...mp3(89K)

Terrence: " (FART)  Oh Phillip, you farted during the closing argument!"

201_closi...wav(270K) 201_closi...mp3(270K)

: "The music from the closing credits."

201_datefriday.wav(50K) 201_datefriday.mp3(50K)

: "People seem to really like it, I even have a date this Friday."

201_dicks.wav(87K) 201_dicks.mp3(87K)

Phillip: " You are such a dick Scott... you're a dick... you're a dick... you're a dick..."

201_didyoufart.wav(22K) 201_didyoufart.mp3(22K)

Terrence: " What is it Terrance, did you fart?"

201_doingceline.wav(43K) 201_doingceline.mp3(43K)

: "I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it look like?"

201_famou...wav(44K) 201_famou...mp3(44K)

Phillip: " Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not a god!"

201_fartincourt.wav(47K) 201_fartincourt.mp3(47K)

Terrence: " Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense."

201_freakbaby.wav(73K) 201_freakbaby.mp3(73K)

: "I'm going to have a freak baby!"

201_friendinneed.wav(25K) 201_friendinneed.mp3(25K)

Terrence: " You know what they say, "A friend in need is a friend with Kroft dinner.""

201_gaschamber.wav(119K) 201_gaschamber.mp3(119K)

Phillip: "Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber!"

201_haiku.wav(61K) 201_haiku.mp3(61K)

: "Doctor O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in with my new hammer."

201_handsomebob.wav(98K) 201_handsomebob.mp3(98K)

: "You told me your name is handsome Bob!"

201_headcancer.wav(54K) 201_headcancer.mp3(54K)

: "Cancer?  Yes, in the head!"

201_helloceline.wav(38K) 201_helloceline.mp3(38K)

Phillip: " Hello Celine Dion!"

201_homophobic.wav(62K) 201_homophobic.mp3(62K)

Terrence: " But we're not gay Phillip.   We're not?!"
Phillip: ""

201_hosti...wav(75K) 201_hosti...mp3(75K)

: "All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian National Anthem at the game..."

201_husse...wav(62K) 201_husse...mp3(62K)

: "I changed my mind, pray that I don't change it further."

201_ihateyou.wav(58K) 201_ihateyou.mp3(58K)

: "I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you have done, and do you know why?"

201_insideofme.wav(84K) 201_insideofme.mp3(84K)

Terrence: " What to see what's on the inside of me?  (FART)  Haaahaha!"

201_keepb...wav(85K) 201_keepb...mp3(85K)

: "Oh Ugly Bob, I'm so confused.  I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly ugly."

201_lookoverhere.wav(36K) 201_lookoverhere.mp3(36K)

: "Hey, don't worry about that.   Take a load off.  Don't think about it.  Look over here."

201_madness.wav(59K) 201_madness.mp3(59K)

Phillip: " Is this Canada?  It seems to have changed!  This is madness!"
Terrence: ""

201_monkeyclaw.wav(83K) 201_monkeyclaw.mp3(83K)

Terrence: " That is called a monkey claw because it feels as though my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys."

201_mybitch.wav(111K) 201_mybitch.mp3(111K)

: "Oh, no you don't, she's my bitch."

201_mydaughters.wav(47K) 201_mydaughters.mp3(47K)

Phillip: " Dear God no Terrance, why Sally.   God why?  Say Terrance, who's Sally?"

201_needarest.wav(23K) 201_needarest.mp3(23K)

: "Huh, oh, that?  Don't worry, you just need a rest."

201_newbaghdad.wav(78K) 201_newbaghdad.mp3(78K)

: "I'm here to announce once and for all that Canada will be now known as New Baghdad."

201_newscast.wav(101K) 201_newscast.mp3(101K)

: "...he said, "Hey, relax fellow.  You need a rest, guy.""

201_notwi...wav(99K) 201_notwi...mp3(99K)

: "Now get ready for Canada's hottest action stars Terrance and Phillip in the HBC movie of the week, "Not Without My Anus""

201_objection.wav(49K) 201_objection.mp3(49K)

: "The defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.  They think that farts are funny, but they're not."

201_ocanada1.wav(483K) 201_ocanada1.mp3(483K)

: "The Canadian National Anthem"

201_ocanada2.wav(458K) 201_ocanada2.mp3(458K)

: "The Canadian National Anthem"

201_paperbag.wav(124K) 201_paperbag.mp3(124K)

Terrence: " If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you."

201_pause.wav(149K) 201_pause.mp3(149K)

Phillip: " That smelly Saadam Hussein, he uses germ and chemical warfare, does he not?"
Terrence: ""

201_pets.wav(29K) 201_pets.mp3(29K)

Terrence: " Hello Barky, hello Purry."
Phillip: ""

201_phili...wav(55K) 201_phili...mp3(55K)

Terrence: " Phillip says, "Hello!" Scott."

201_phone.wav(73K) 201_phone.mp3(73K)

Phillip: " That fart sounded like a ringing phone, Terrance."

201_rasberries.wav(74K) 201_rasberries.mp3(74K)

Terrence: " Now that I have my bastard daughter back, I feel like going to Celine Dion's house and asking her to marry me."

201_reddragon.wav(199K) 201_reddragon.mp3(199K)

: "Hey relax guy, I'm going to keep my side of the bargain!"

201_resemblance.wav(79K) 201_resemblance.mp3(79K)

Terrence: " I'm here Sally, its your father Terrance.  I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian captives."

201_roughriders.wav(30K) 201_roughriders.mp3(30K)

: "There's a Canadian football game tomorrow, the Ottawa Roughriders against the Vancouver Roughriders."

201_saddamsmelly.wav(67K) 201_saddamsmelly.mp3(67K)

Phillip: " You mean Saddam Smelly, we saw him on the telly."
Terrence: ""

201_scottphone.wav(170K) 201_scottphone.mp3(170K)

Terrence: " I'm sorry Scott, can you hold on a moment... (FART) Hahahaha.  How did you like that Scott?"
Phillip: ""

201_searc...wav(124K) 201_searc...mp3(124K)

Phillip: " While we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure?"
Terrence: ""

201_shive...wav(11K) 201_shive...mp3(11K)

Terrence: "Shiver me timbers, Phillip!"

201_signhere.wav(48K) 201_signhere.mp3(48K)

: "Sign here, and here, and here, and here, and here."

201_sophi...wav(49K) 201_sophi...mp3(49K)

: "They think fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not!"

201_southern.wav(26K) 201_southern.mp3(26K)

Phillip: " I see from your accent that you're a southern Canadian."
Terrence: ""

201_southpark.wav(57K) 201_southpark.mp3(57K)

Terrence: " Look at those silly Americans heads, they look like groundhogs."
Phillip: ""

201_stupidshows.wav(75K) 201_stupidshows.mp3(75K)

Phillip: "We can get a sattelite feed from the US and watch all of their stupid TV shows."
Terrence: ""

201_summation.wav(90K) 201_summation.mp3(90K)

Terrence: "So in summation find Terrance innocent... or else he'll kill you!   Ahahah!"
Phillip: ""

201_takealoadoff.wav(40K) 201_takealoadoff.mp3(40K)

: "Hello to my Canadian friends.  Everybody relax, take a rest, put your feet up."

201_takearest.wav(66K) 201_takearest.mp3(66K)

: "Hey, relax guy!  I'm just your average Joe.  Take a rest."

201_thegame.wav(147K) 201_thegame.mp3(147K)

: "The Roughriders vs. Roughriders game."

201_theresheis.wav(95K) 201_theresheis.mp3(95K)

Phillip: "We don't speak the laungage, we are unwelcome strangers and we have no idea where to begin."
Terrence: ""

201_theworld.wav(70K) 201_theworld.mp3(70K)

: "After that, we'll take over the US, then Europe, then China, then Newfoundland, then the world, ahahaha!"

201_transition1.wav(18K) 201_transition1.mp3(18K)

: "Music between the scene transitions."

201_transition2.wav(28K) 201_transition2.mp3(28K)

: "Music between the scene transitions."

201_transition3.wav(23K) 201_transition3.mp3(23K)

: "Music between the scene transitions."

201_transition4.wav(35K) 201_transition4.mp3(35K)

: "Music between the scene transitions."

201_trustme.wav(20K) 201_trustme.mp3(20K)

: "Heyyy!  Relax guys!   Trust me."

201_turks.wav(88K) 201_turks.mp3(88K)

Phillip: "Well, we can't sit down and eat Kroft dinner and let Canada be overrun by the Turks."
Terrence: ""

201_uglybob.wav(115K) 201_uglybob.mp3(115K)

Terrence: "Your face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver."
Phillip: ""

201_uglybob2.wav(72K) 201_uglybob2.mp3(72K)

: "I'm Bob, but my friends call me ugly Bob because I have the features of a deformed burn victim."

201_verdict.wav(74K) 201_verdict.mp3(74K)

: "We have found Terrance in the involved entitled action of murder against Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer (FART)"

201_whole...wav(52K) 201_whole...mp3(52K)

Phillip: "I agree wholefartedly, haha!"
Terrence: ""

201_whowhere.wav(9K) 201_whowhere.mp3(9K)

: "Who?  Where?"

201_worried.wav(189K) 201_worried.mp3(189K)

: "Taking over Canada?   Me?  You need a rest fellow!  I'm not hiding any bombs."

201_younger.wav(41K) 201_younger.mp3(41K)

: "C'mon get a move on, I'm not getting any younger up here."