All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

110_bathroom.wav(???K) 110_bathroom.mp3(???K)

: "::Kyle and Mr Hanky talking in the bathroom"

110_believe.wav(???K) 110_believe.mp3(???K)

: "I believe in my Hankey!"

110_bench.wav(???K) 110_bench.mp3(???K)

: "::Testing for offensive words::"

110_birthjesus.wav(???K) 110_birthjesus.mp3(???K)

: "And now South Park Elementry presents: The Birth of Jesus"

110_booby.wav(???K) 110_booby.mp3(???K)

: "How about the Dreidle song booby"

110_byekyle.wav(???K) 110_byekyle.mp3(???K)

: "Bye Kyle happy Hakunaka"

110_canteat.wav(???K) 110_canteat.mp3(???K)

: "Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow"

110_chefhanky.wav(???K) 110_chefhanky.mp3(???K)

: "Christmas Poo??? You mean Mr Hankey!!"

110_chefsong.wav(???K) 110_chefsong.mp3(???K)

: "I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log....."

110_chicken.wav(???K) 110_chicken.mp3(???K)

: "Right now your nutties than Chinese Chicken Salad... ok..."

110_churchstate.wav(???K) 110_churchstate.mp3(???K)

: "church and State are seperate"

110_coffee.wav(???K) 110_coffee.mp3(???K)

: "I'm gettting sick and tired of those little coffee lids"

110_commercial.wav(???K) 110_commercial.mp3(???K)

: "Mr Hanky Commercial"

110_commit.wav(???K) 110_commit.mp3(???K)

: "Hello, we'd like to commit our friend Kyle"

110_community.wav(???K) 110_community.mp3(???K)

: "It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community.. !YOU ARE THE JEWISH COMMUNITY!"

110_crap.wav(???K) 110_crap.mp3(???K)

: "Oh god your not gonna lay that Hakunaka crap on me are you?"

110_damnit.wav(???K) 110_damnit.mp3(???K)

: "Is it illegal for jews to eat Christmas Snow|?"

110_dance.wav(???K) 110_dance.mp3(???K)

: "Dance!!"

110_depressed.wav(???K) 110_depressed.mp3(???K)

: "I'm a clinically depressed phicopheliac on prozac"

110_disgusting.wav(???K) 110_disgusting.mp3(???K)

: "It is sick and discusting and we will simply not have it"

110_disturbed.wav(???K) 110_disturbed.mp3(???K)

: "Don't mind him he's a very disturbed little boy"

110_dminor.wav(???K) 110_dminor.mp3(???K)

: "Kyle's mom is is a stupid Bitch in D minor"

110_dreidle.wav(???K) 110_dreidle.mp3(???K)

: "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle, I made you out of clay...."

110_enoughtokill.wav(???K) 110_enoughtokill.mp3(???K)

: "Mad enough to Kill Kyle!!"

110_epilepsy.wav(???K) 110_epilepsy.mp3(???K)

: "They offent people with epilepsy"

110_fatass.wav(???K) 110_fatass.mp3(???K)

: "Your not gonna ride on sants's sleigh because your a jew kyle"

110_fecalphilia.wav(???K) 110_fecalphilia.mp3(???K)

: "you have an acute case of fecalphilia"

110_flowers.wav(???K) 110_flowers.mp3(???K)

: "You smell an awful lot like flowers"

110_gettosleep.wav(???K) 110_gettosleep.mp3(???K)

: "Now you get to sleep"

110_gotomall.wav(???K) 110_gotomall.mp3(???K)

: "We have to goto the mall and tell santa what we want for christmas"

110_hankysings1.wav(???K) 110_hankysings1.mp3(???K)

: "Mr Hanky Singing"

110_hankysings2.wav(???K) 110_hankysings2.mp3(???K)

: "More singing"

110_hankysings3.wav(???K) 110_hankysings3.mp3(???K)

: "Yet more singing"

110_hankysong.wav(???K) 110_hankysong.mp3(???K)

: "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo he loves me I love you..."

110_hankyspeech.wav(???K) 110_hankyspeech.mp3(???K)

: "Mr Hanky's speech on Christmas Speech"

110_horrible.wav(???K) 110_horrible.mp3(???K)

: "This is horrible"

110_howdyho1.wav(???K) 110_howdyho1.mp3(???K)

: "Howdie Ho!!"

110_howdyho2.wav(???K) 110_howdyho2.mp3(???K)

: "Howdie Ho!!"

110_howdyhochef.wav(???K) 110_howdyhochef.mp3(???K)

: "Howdie Ho!!"

110_ikeonfire.wav(???K) 110_ikeonfire.mp3(???K)

: "I said ike's on fire"

110_jesus.wav(???K) 110_jesus.mp3(???K)

: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me"

110_joseph.wav(???K) 110_joseph.mp3(???K)

: "Don't you realize my son is Jewish? So?"

110_kennylives.wav(???K) 110_kennylives.mp3(???K)

: "Something feels... unfinished"

110_kylesong.wav(???K) 110_kylesong.mp3(???K)

: "It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas"

110_lame.wav(???K) 110_lame.mp3(???K)

: "Too bad is a dreidle of something lame like that"

110_learned.wav(???K) 110_learned.mp3(???K)

: "Ya know, i learned something today..."

110_lightcord.wav(???K) 110_lightcord.mp3(???K)

: "So Kenny would you go over and pull those light cords ot of the wall"

110_losemistle.wav(???K) 110_losemistle.mp3(???K)

: "Lose the mistle toe"

110_merryxmas.wav(???K) 110_merryxmas.mp3(???K)

: "We wish you a Merry Christmas"

110_mexicans.wav(???K) 110_mexicans.mp3(???K)

: "Can we get rid of all the mexicans?"

110_monkey.wav(???K) 110_monkey.mp3(???K)

: "You sick little monkey!!"

110_mookie.wav(???K) 110_mookie.mp3(???K)

: "Obsesed with mookie sticks"

110_newicon.wav(???K) 110_newicon.mp3(???K)

: "Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas"

110_nosuchthing.wav(???K) 110_nosuchthing.mp3(???K)

: "There is no such thing as Mr Hankey"

110_notonpurpose.wav(???K) 110_notonpurpose.mp3(???K)

: "I also understand that your Jewish, is that rigth Kyle? Not on purpose!"

110_notsane.wav(???K) 110_notsane.mp3(???K)

: "Oh no! I'm not sane yet"

110_ohbrother.wav(???K) 110_ohbrother.mp3(???K)

: "Wait wait there's a star above the stage"

110_okay.wav(???K) 110_okay.mp3(???K)

: "Get him out of here before he hurts anybody.. ok?"

110_onlyfriend.wav(???K) 110_onlyfriend.mp3(???K)

: "In your screwed up little head he's the only friend you have"

110_outcast.wav(???K) 110_outcast.mp3(???K)

: "It isn't fair, i odn't wanna be an outcast"

110_pagan.wav(???K) 110_pagan.mp3(???K)

: "that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan"

110_plump.wav(???K) 110_plump.mp3(???K)

: "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"

110_reaching.wav(???K) 110_reaching.mp3(???K)

: "He goes out of the toilet and gives presents to people with high fiber in their diet"

110_reallysweet.wav(???K) 110_reallysweet.mp3(???K)

: "the whole town is pissed off at each other, it's really sweet"

110_ribs.wav(???K) 110_ribs.mp3(???K)

: "Get him in the ribs"

110_ruinxmas.wav(???K) 110_ruinxmas.mp3(???K)

: "Oh dude,  Kyle's mom is here to ruine christmas"

110_saysomething.wav(???K) 110_saysomething.mp3(???K)

: "Say something Mr Hankey"

110_schoolplay.wav(???K) 110_schoolplay.mp3(???K)

: "And now South Park Elementry school presents the happy non offensive Christmas play.... As I turn and look into the sun the rays burn my eyes... Happy Happy Happy... Everybody's Happy... Happy... Happy"

110_shark.wav(???K) 110_shark.mp3(???K)

: "And be careful not to fallinto that pool below you kenny, the shark fro the third act is there"

110_shoul...wav(???K) 110_shoul...mp3(???K)

: "This should be Great"

110_sickbastard.wav(???K) 110_sickbastard.mp3(???K)

: "Oh my god Kyle did you just throw dodo at Eric"

110_sickweirdo.wav(???K) 110_sickweirdo.mp3(???K)

: "What kind of sick wierdo are you?"

110_sorry.wav(???K) 110_sorry.mp3(???K)

: "I'm sorry, was it the peagan remark"

110_stanplay.wav(???K) 110_stanplay.mp3(???K)

: "Stan introduces the Christmas Play"

110_stopfightin.wav(???K) 110_stopfightin.mp3(???K)

: "Stop fighting!"

110_superbitch.wav(???K) 110_superbitch.mp3(???K)

: "Oh boy Super Bitch is at it again"

110_tradition.wav(???K) 110_tradition.mp3(???K)

: "Is this kind of Jewish Tradition"

110_uckedup.wav(???K) 110_uckedup.mp3(???K)

: "Dude, this is pretty *BEEP*ed up right here."

110_ultravibe.wav(???K) 110_ultravibe.mp3(???K)

: "The ultra vibe pleasure 200.. What's that? I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet"

110_willnotdo.wav(???K) 110_willnotdo.mp3(???K)

: "This simply will not do"

110_worstxmas.wav(???K) 110_worstxmas.mp3(???K)

: "This is like the worst Christmas I've ever seen"

110_xmaspoo.wav(???K) 110_xmaspoo.mp3(???K)

: "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo, he loves me and I love you"

110_xmassnow.wav(???K) 110_xmassnow.mp3(???K)

: "Kenny eats bird crap"