All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

107_2ndmortgage.wav(???K) 107_2ndmortgage.mp3(???K) 107_2ndmortgage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Kenny's family is so poor..."

107_advances.wav(???K) 107_advances.mp3(???K) 107_advances.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "There have been alot of incredible advances in topical cream in the past few years."

107_BLEEPhole.wav(???K) 107_BLEEPhole.mp3(???K) 107_BLEEPhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "You owe me a Sweety Pop bleephole!"

107_assmaster.wav(???K) 107_assmaster.mp3(???K) 107_assmaster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "No, no. You're the assmaster. There's a difference..."

107_backtoit.wav(???K) 107_backtoit.mp3(???K) 107_backtoit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor: "Well... let's get back to it."

107_badass.wav(???K) 107_badass.mp3(???K) 107_badass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Dude, dressing up like Hitler is not badass."

107_barfisgross.wav(???K) 107_barfisgross.mp3(???K) 107_barfisgross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Wendy: "Sick! Barf is gross!"

107_beijing.wav(???K) 107_beijing.mp3(???K) 107_beijing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "That's good. Just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing."

107_birdfart.wav(???K) 107_birdfart.mp3(???K) 107_birdfart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A passing bird passes gas."

107_bobforapples.wav(???K) 107_bobforapples.mp3(???K) 107_bobforapples.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "C'mon children. Lets gather 'round and bob for stupid apples now."

107_call911.wav(???K) 107_call911.mp3(???K) 107_call911.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Good going Kenny. She was about to give us candy."

107_candy.wav(???K) 107_candy.mp3(???K) 107_candy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Remember the candy. Focus on the candy."

107_chainsaws.wav(???K) 107_chainsaws.mp3(???K) 107_chainsaws.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Nobody screws up my 'Trick or Treats' and gets away with it."

107_checkup.wav(???K) 107_checkup.mp3(???K) 107_checkup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Chef interupts a routine checkup..."

107_chefscared.wav(???K) 107_chefscared.mp3(???K) 107_chefscared.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh?"

107_chefsong.wav(???K) 107_chefsong.mp3(???K) 107_chefsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "...don't you be afraid. Just because my heart ain't beatin' doesn't mean yuo won't get laid."

107_chewbacca.wav(???K) 107_chewbacca.mp3(???K) 107_chewbacca.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "No way dude. I'm gonna win the costume contest with this sweet Chewbacca costume."

107_choad.wav(???K) 107_choad.mp3(???K) 107_choad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ah c'mon Stan. Maybe that's because you look like a total choad."

107_clyde.wav(???K) 107_clyde.mp3(???K) 107_clyde.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Clyde is hungry for brains..."

107_coincidence.wav(???K) 107_coincidence.mp3(???K) 107_coincidence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Dead people getting up and walking around AND Tina Yothers comeing to town..."

107_comeon.wav(???K) 107_comeon.mp3(???K) 107_comeon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ok, lets go Trick or Treating now. Come on!"

107_communicate.wav(???K) 107_communicate.mp3(???K) 107_communicate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I don't like Kenny anymore. He just doesn't communicate."

107_costu...wav(???K) 107_costu...mp3(???K) 107_costu...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Halloween isn't about costumes and candy..."

107_crackwhore.wav(???K) 107_crackwhore.mp3(???K) 107_crackwhore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "At least my Mom isn't on the cover of CRACKWHORE Magazine!"

107_crackwhore2.wav(???K) 107_crackwhore2.mp3(???K) 107_crackwhore2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "bleepdamnit, my Mom is not on the cover of CRACKWHORE Magazine!"

107_creampuffys.wav(???K) 107_creampuffys.mp3(???K) 107_creampuffys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter Cream Puffys ."

107_damnit.wav(???K) 107_damnit.mp3(???K) 107_damnit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "DAMNIT!"

107_damnitboy.wav(???K) 107_damnitboy.mp3(???K) 107_damnitboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you."

107_damnjohnson.wav(???K) 107_damnjohnson.mp3(???K) 107_damnjohnson.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "DAMN Johson. What the hell has gotten into you?"

107_eatbrains.wav(???K) 107_eatbrains.mp3(???K) 107_eatbrains.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'm so hungry, all I can think of eating is... brains!"

107_educa...wav(???K) 107_educa...mp3(???K) 107_educa...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I don't want to see an educational video!"

107_edwardjames.wav(???K) 107_edwardjames.mp3(???K) 107_edwardjames.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "The 2nd place award for best costume goes to..."

107_elviscostume.wav(???K) 107_elviscostume.mp3(???K) 107_elviscostume.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh, love the Elvis costume, Chef."

107_endor.wav(???K) 107_endor.mp3(???K) 107_endor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Why don't you go back to Endor, you stupid Wookie!"

107_ericiscool.wav(???K) 107_ericiscool.mp3(???K) 107_ericiscool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...its ok with me because Eric is cooool."

107_everychewy.wav(???K) 107_everychewy.mp3(???K) 107_everychewy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbaca costume..."

107_familyispoor.wav(???K) 107_familyispoor.mp3(???K) 107_familyispoor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Kenny! Your family's poor Kenny! Your family's poor!"

107_fart.wav(???K) 107_fart.mp3(???K) 107_fart.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "The kids enjoy a good ripe one."

107_finishher.wav(???K) 107_finishher.mp3(???K) 107_finishher.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Finsh her dude, she's a zombie now!"

107_fishingtank.wav(???K) 107_fishingtank.mp3(???K) 107_fishingtank.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."

107_formaline.wav(???K) 107_formaline.mp3(???K) 107_formaline.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Just form a line, I have enough topical cream for everybody."

107_ghoststoo.wav(???K) 107_ghoststoo.mp3(???K) 107_ghoststoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Heyyy, they all dressed up like ghosts too."

107_girlfriend.wav(???K) 107_girlfriend.mp3(???K) 107_girlfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Hey Stan, you look almost pretty enough to kiss."

107_goodtimes.wav(???K) 107_goodtimes.mp3(???K) 107_goodtimes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted us to..."

107_granola.wav(???K) 107_granola.mp3(???K) 107_granola.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Yeah, granola pisses me off."

107_handsandarms.wav(???K) 107_handsandarms.mp3(???K) 107_handsandarms.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Lets try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, ok?"

107_helpus.wav(???K) 107_helpus.mp3(???K) 107_helpus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...then there won't be anyone to give us candy!"

107_heychef.wav(???K) 107_heychef.mp3(???K) 107_heychef.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "...eating Kenny's pudding."

107_heydudes.wav(???K) 107_heydudes.mp3(???K) 107_heydudes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey dudes!"

107_hollyhobby.wav(???K) 107_hollyhobby.mp3(???K) 107_hollyhobby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey look out. Holly Hobby is all pissed off!"

107_hotline.wav(???K) 107_hotline.mp3(???K) 107_hotline.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "We have to call that Worcheshersher Sauce hotline!"

107_hotline2.wav(???K) 107_hotline2.mp3(???K) 107_hotline2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "... if Worchestshire Sauce has been used for embalming, please press... BEEP!"

107_howdydoody.wav(???K) 107_howdydoody.mp3(???K) 107_howdydoody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "What are you supposed to be Stan? Howdy Doody?"

107_ikilledkenny.wav(???K) 107_ikilledkenny.mp3(???K) 107_ikilledkenny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Oh my god, I killed Kenny. You bastard!"

107_imsorry.wav(???K) 107_imsorry.mp3(???K) 107_imsorry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: " That's ok Wendy. I'm sorry I wished you were dead."

107_insane.wav(???K) 107_insane.mp3(???K) 107_insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "How's your barrel full of candy, Wendy?"

107_isntitcool.wav(???K) 107_isntitcool.mp3(???K) 107_isntitcool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Isn't it coooool?"

107_jacki...wav(???K) 107_jacki...mp3(???K) 107_jacki...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "I thought we should learn something about the great horror writer, Jackie Collins."

107_japan...wav(???K) 107_japan...mp3(???K) 107_japan...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mayor McDaniels: "I can assure you it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japaneese Mafia."

107_kennydies2.wav(???K) 107_kennydies2.mp3(???K) 107_kennydies2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kenny: "Kenny dies... AGAIN."

107_kennystinks.wav(???K) 107_kennystinks.mp3(???K) 107_kennystinks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Phew! You stink Kenny!"

107_limeyzombie.wav(???K) 107_limeyzombie.mp3(???K) 107_limeyzombie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Its the British kid. He's a little limey zombie now!"

107_littleturd.wav(???K) 107_littleturd.mp3(???K) 107_littleturd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "bleepdamn, that little turd bit me!"

107_livingdead.wav(???K) 107_livingdead.mp3(???K) 107_livingdead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "We have to do something about the living dead..."

107_midge...wav(???K) 107_midge...mp3(???K) 107_midge...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini."

107_morepictures.wav(???K) 107_morepictures.mp3(???K) 107_morepictures.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "We can eat it at Cartman's house and see more naughty pictures of his Mom."

107_mscar...wav(???K) 107_mscar...mp3(???K) 107_mscar...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ms. Cartman sings a Halloween Carol."

107_necrosays.wav(???K) 107_necrosays.mp3(???K) 107_necrosays.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "And then the necropheliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver...""

107_nobuts.wav(???K) 107_nobuts.mp3(???K) 107_nobuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "No buts Wendy. I wish you were dead!"

107_onthecover.wav(???K) 107_onthecover.mp3(???K) 107_onthecover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "See Cartman, your Mom is on the cover."

107_origi...wav(???K) 107_origi...mp3(???K) 107_origi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "All you have to do is kill the original zombie..."

107_pansy.wav(???K) 107_pansy.mp3(???K) 107_pansy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Haha! You look like a pansy!"

107_pieceofcrap.wav(???K) 107_pieceofcrap.mp3(???K) 107_pieceofcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I'm talking to you Kenny! Auchung! Poor piece of crap!"

107_pinkeyemyass.wav(???K) 107_pinkeyemyass.mp3(???K) 107_pinkeyemyass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Pink eye my ass. I've seen this kind of thing before!"

107_pleasehold.wav(???K) 107_pleasehold.mp3(???K) 107_pleasehold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Worchestshire Sause emergency hotline. Your call may be monitored..."

107_pointatstan.wav(???K) 107_pointatstan.mp3(???K) 107_pointatstan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Let's all point at Stan and laugh children, hahahaha."

107_prezresponse.wav(???K) 107_prezresponse.mp3(???K) 107_prezresponse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Screw those commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station."

107_pudding.wav(???K) 107_pudding.mp3(???K) 107_pudding.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Hey Kenny, are you going to eat your pudding?"

107_raggedyandy.wav(???K) 107_raggedyandy.mp3(???K) 107_raggedyandy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Why the hell did you dress up like Raggedy Andy, dude?"

107_roar.wav(???K) 107_roar.mp3(???K) 107_roar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "A Wookie's roar."

107_rocketcycle.wav(???K) 107_rocketcycle.mp3(???K) 107_rocketcycle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Well Eval Knieval, why don't you jump over that with your rocket cycle?"

107_rosycheeks.wav(???K) 107_rosycheeks.mp3(???K) 107_rosycheeks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks?"

107_scaryghost.wav(???K) 107_scaryghost.mp3(???K) 107_scaryghost.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "I won't want to be a stupid scary ghost."

107_scotch.wav(???K) 107_scotch.mp3(???K) 107_scotch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire."

107_screwyouguys.wav(???K) 107_screwyouguys.mp3(???K) 107_screwyouguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "She said she was young and needed the money."

107_shtool.wav(???K) 107_shtool.mp3(???K) 107_shtool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Shtool."

107_sieghail.wav(???K) 107_sieghail.mp3(???K) 107_sieghail.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Its an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Hail! Sieg Hail!"

107_sieghail2.wav(???K) 107_sieghail2.mp3(???K) 107_sieghail2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Sieg Hail! Sieg Hail!"

107_sissy.wav(???K) 107_sissy.mp3(???K) 107_sissy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Oh, wow... ou look pretty cool.. hahaha."

107_staad.wav(???K) 107_staad.mp3(???K) 107_staad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Staad."

107_strange.wav(???K) 107_strange.mp3(???K) 107_strange.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "Not really, except Kenny keeps eating people's brains."

107_stupi...wav(???K) 107_stupi...mp3(???K) 107_stupi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Let's get you lined up so the judge can get a look at your stupid little costumes."

107_surprise.wav(???K) 107_surprise.mp3(???K) 107_surprise.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "You're probably wondeirng why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on."

107_symptoms.wav(???K) 107_symptoms.mp3(???K) 107_symptoms.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pink eye."

107_takeseats.wav(???K) 107_takeseats.mp3(???K) 107_takeseats.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Garrison: "Ok now. All of you little Chewbaccas take your seats."

107_taser.wav(???K) 107_taser.mp3(???K) 107_taser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "...for shocking people who try to give us granola treats or something."

107_tasteenglish.wav(???K) 107_tasteenglish.mp3(???K) 107_tasteenglish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I don't know, it just makes everything taste so, English."

107_themesong.wav(???K) 107_themesong.mp3(???K) 107_themesong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "South Park Theme Song (Halloween Version)"

107_thenwhat.wav(???K) 107_thenwhat.mp3(???K) 107_thenwhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Do NOT start decapitating zombies left and right."

107_theyk...wav(???K) 107_theyk...mp3(???K) 107_theyk...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny. You bastards!"

107_thingydingy.wav(???K) 107_thingydingy.mp3(???K) 107_thingydingy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Officer Barbrady: "Not a thingy dindy."

107_tinayothers.wav(???K) 107_tinayothers.mp3(???K) 107_tinayothers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stan: "I thought she was dead."

107_tooyoung.wav(???K) 107_tooyoung.mp3(???K) 107_tooyoung.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "He was too young to be taken from us."

107_topical.wav(???K) 107_topical.mp3(???K) 107_topical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "I'd give you topical medicine but I don't want to touch ya."

107_topicalcream.wav(???K) 107_topicalcream.mp3(???K) 107_topicalcream.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Let me give you some... topical cream."

107_upyourstina.wav(???K) 107_upyourstina.mp3(???K) 107_upyourstina.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kyle: "She looks jut like anybody else! Up yours Tina Yothers!"

107_watch...wav(???K) 107_watch...mp3(???K) 107_watch...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "An educational video about Hitler..."

107_weirdmusic.wav(???K) 107_weirdmusic.mp3(???K) 107_weirdmusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Weird music. Enough said."

107_wonde...wav(???K) 107_wonde...mp3(???K) 107_wonde...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cartman: "Ms. Cartman sings more of her Halloween Carol."

107_zombi...wav(???K) 107_zombi...mp3(???K) 107_zombi...m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chef: "Get off my property you brain eatin' zombie bastards!"