All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

106_40ftpole.wav(???K) 106_40ftpole.mp3(???K)

: "I don't want to touch that with a 40 foot pole."

106_africa.wav(???K) 106_africa.mp3(???K)

: "Did you know that over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions every year?"

106_afterus.wav(???K) 106_afterus.mp3(???K)

: "Why is Death coming after us?"

106_babyboy.wav(???K) 106_babyboy.mp3(???K)

: "I just had a brown baby boy."

106_bitch.wav(???K) 106_bitch.mp3(???K)

: "Your...mom...is...a...bitttttch."

106_brickwall.wav(???K) 106_brickwall.mp3(???K)

: "If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there."

106_butthole.wav(???K) 106_butthole.mp3(???K)

: "Kyle, don't be such a butthole."

106_carryon.wav(???K) 106_carryon.mp3(???K)

: "Carry on."

106_cartm...wav(???K) 106_cartm...mp3(???K)

: "Cartman makes a little bit of noise."

106_cowtied.wav(???K) 106_cowtied.mp3(???K)

: "You got the cow all tied up?"

106_cuttherope.wav(???K) 106_cuttherope.mp3(???K)

: "Bye Grandpa. It was nice knowing you."

106_deatharrives.wav(???K) 106_deatharrives.mp3(???K)

: "... it looks like... Death!"

106_demon...wav(???K) 106_demon...mp3(???K)

: "What changed you into such demonic bastards?"

106_dirtyjew.wav(???K) 106_dirtyjew.mp3(???K)

: "That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty jew."

106_dollar.wav(???K) 106_dollar.mp3(???K)

: "Damnit Billy,do you want a dollar, or doncha?"

106_enter...wav(???K) 106_enter...mp3(???K)

: "My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cooool."

106_enya.wav(???K) 106_enya.mp3(???K)

: "This music is terrible. Its cheesy, its lame, yet soothing at the same time."

106_everymonth.wav(???K) 106_everymonth.mp3(???K)

: "...Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it."

106_expldiarr.wav(???K) 106_expldiarr.mp3(???K)

: "Kenny has explosive diarrhia."

106_farthead.wav(???K) 106_farthead.mp3(???K)

: "Hehehe, he farted right on his head."

106_forbabies.wav(???K) 106_forbabies.mp3(???K)

: "That show's for babies, it so stupid!"

106_fork.wav(???K) 106_fork.mp3(???K)

: "Billy, help Grandpa stick this fork in the outlet."

106_greenapple.wav(???K) 106_greenapple.mp3(???K)

: "I've got the green apple splatters."

106_herewecome.wav(???K) 106_herewecome.mp3(???K)

: "New York, here we come."

106_illegal.wav(???K) 106_illegal.mp3(???K)

: "You can't kill my grandpa Stan."

106_ingrate.wav(???K) 106_ingrate.mp3(???K)

: "You pompous son of a whore!"

106_jesusmartin.wav(???K) 106_jesusmartin.mp3(???K)

: "Well, maybe because I'm the son of God, brainiac."

106_jesusstan.wav(???K) 106_jesusstan.mp3(???K)

: "I'm not touching that with a 60 foot pole. Next caller?"

106_kennybastard.wav(???K) 106_kennybastard.mp3(???K)

: "No! It was that little Kenny bastard that gave it to me!"

106_kennyspeech.wav(???K) 106_kennyspeech.mp3(???K)

: "Kenny gives a heartwarming, moving, even poignant speech."

106_killedkenny.wav(???K) 106_killedkenny.mp3(???K)

: "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!"

106_killgramps.wav(???K) 106_killgramps.mp3(???K)

: "What is America's youth coming to? Kids won't even kill their own grandparents."

106_killing.wav(???K) 106_killing.mp3(???K)

: "...are killing themselves in front of the Toon Central building, one by one."

106_kylespeechs.wav(???K) 106_kylespeechs.mp3(???K)

: "...they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids."

106_language.wav(???K) 106_language.mp3(???K)

: "bleepdamnit!"

106_launch.wav(???K) 106_launch.mp3(???K)

: "Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all.."

106_lazyass.wav(???K) 106_lazyass.mp3(???K)

: "Its about time you lazy ass son of a whore!"

106_leborkian.wav(???K) 106_leborkian.mp3(???K)

: "There's this guy, Jack, uh, Leborkain that goes around and murders people who ask him to."

106_letsgo.wav(???K) 106_letsgo.mp3(???K)

: "C'mon, lets go."

106_littlehigher.wav(???K) 106_littlehigher.mp3(???K)

: "That's good Billy. A little higher now..."

106_loudstatic.wav(???K) 106_loudstatic.mp3(???K)

: "We interrupt this program to give you loud static."

106_natur...wav(???K) 106_natur...mp3(???K)

: "Natural causes, Billy... natural causes."

106_ohgod.wav(???K) 106_ohgod.mp3(???K)

: "Oh god! Oh god!"

106_ow.wav(???K) 106_ow.mp3(???K)

: "That's for your stupid mother. She made me miss Terrance and Phillip last night."

106_pecker.wav(???K) 106_pecker.mp3(???K)

: "Yes you do, you little pecker."

106_penny.wav(???K) 106_penny.mp3(???K)

: "Uh oh! Don't look there Philip, you're going to get farted on!"

106_pool.wav(???K) 106_pool.mp3(???K)

: "What, do you need to drop some friends off at the pool?"

106_qualitytv.wav(???K) 106_qualitytv.mp3(???K)

: "We want more quality television... like Full House."

106_rats.wav(???K) 106_rats.mp3(???K)

: "Rats eat Kenny's body."

106_readygrandpa.wav(???K) 106_readygrandpa.mp3(???K)

: "Does a pope crap in the woods?"

106_sheriff.wav(???K) 106_sheriff.mp3(???K)

: "And now back to... She's the Sheriff"

106_sillygrandpa.wav(???K) 106_sillygrandpa.mp3(???K)

: "That's my silly grandpa, hahahaahahahahahah!"

106_slaug...wav(???K) 106_slaug...mp3(???K)

: "Whoa! Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there Kenny."

106_slingshot.wav(???K) 106_slingshot.mp3(???K)

: "As the day progresses, more and more South Park residents contintue to slingshot their bodies..."

106_snackycakes.wav(???K) 106_snackycakes.mp3(???K)

: "Dude? Snacky Cakes? Get down."

106_soclose.wav(???K) 106_soclose.mp3(???K)

: "...tug...a...little...harder...Billy."

106_sonofpansy.wav(???K) 106_sonofpansy.mp3(???K)

: "Come back here you pompous son of a pansy."

106_sonofwhore.wav(???K) 106_sonofwhore.mp3(???K)

: "Come over here you son of a whore."

106_speech.wav(???K) 106_speech.mp3(???K)

: "The full speech the boys give about Television."

106_stanspeech.wav(???K) 106_stanspeech.mp3(???K)

: "Stan's little monologue about the problems with TV."

106_statement.wav(???K) 106_statement.mp3(???K)

: "Your naziesque tactics of trying to stake us out with your rancid feces....has worked."

106_stupiddick.wav(???K) 106_stupiddick.mp3(???K)

: "Take that you stupid dick!"

106_supposed.wav(???K) 106_supposed.mp3(???K)

: "Hey, you were supposed to kill me!"

106_toilethumor.wav(???K) 106_toilethumor.mp3(???K)

: "Shows like that are called toilet humor. They don't expand your mind."

106_totally.wav(???K) 106_totally.mp3(???K)

: "Totally dude."

106_tp1.wav(???K) 106_tp1.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tp2.wav(???K) 106_tp2.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tp3.wav(???K) 106_tp3.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tp4.wav(???K) 106_tp4.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tp5.wav(???K) 106_tp5.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tp6.wav(???K) 106_tp6.mp3(???K)

: "Part of an episode of Terrence and Phillip"

106_tubby.wav(???K) 106_tubby.mp3(???K)

: "I would never kill someone, unless they piss me off."

106_wellbeing.wav(???K) 106_wellbeing.mp3(???K)

: "Mom, Death is here, he's trying to take us away with him!"

106_wishdead.wav(???K) 106_wishdead.mp3(???K)

: "I wish I were dead."

106_withdrawal.wav(???K) 106_withdrawal.mp3(???K)

: "I think I'm already having withdrawal. Huhuhuh."

106_yeskenny.wav(???K) 106_yeskenny.mp3(???K)

: "Kenny explains to Mr. Garrison that he has to go... BAD."

106_yourmomsucks.wav(???K) 106_yourmomsucks.mp3(???K)

: "You son of a bitch! Your mom sucks!"