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: "The bitch must die!"

: "Damn, he could be anyway, send out an APB."

: "BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!"

: "...bleep damn , that's a big fat ass!"

: "You've got to come out of your precious bubble sooner or later..."

: "Black as the night itself, Mayor."

: "I don't need to take that kinda crap from you scrawny weaklings!"

: "... hang up the lights! String up the banners! Castrate the cows!"

: "... and lick every inch of your body with my tongue..."

: "Do you have a feather on your head?"

: "How are my little crackers today?"

: "CARTMAN, GODDAMNIT!"

: "Daaamn woman, I just gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago..."

: "Is there somewhere in town where I can get a good shot, er view...."

: "Dolphins are stupid..."

: "You'll sit in front of the TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, ass master!"

: "The entire WG4000 commercial."

: "The entire school play on the founding of South Park"

: "And now, our last talent show finalist... Kathy Lee Epstein"

: "I'm gonna be totally famous!"

: "Follow your dream. You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!"

: "...whatever word you use, it represents one thing. Being a big fatass."

: "..why do they live in igloos?"

: "I'm gonna be on television... I'm gonna be on television!"

: "Then I guess I'll be going to the store now then..."

: "But I won the enviromental essay contest!"

: "Just face it, I wrote a better paper then you."

: "Kathy Lee sings her song..."

: "Yeah, they're almost as big as his mom's!"

: "Oh my god they killed Kenny. You bastard!"

: "Kiiiick Ass!"

: "I'm the one that's gonna be on TV looking all buff!"

: "I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids."

: "ME! Eric Cartman!"

: "We can still get her!"

: "Now we do things MY way."

: "You can just stay in that drawer Negative Nancy."

: "He needs to run his ass around the block a few times."

: "I'm gonna have a nice body and I'm gonna show it off, got that?"

: "I guess I'm not the only person in America who thought of killing Kathy Lee Gifford."

: "Would this be for hunting, home protection, or, other?"

: "Oh, look! Another hippie. Peace Wendy."

: "...stupid hick redneck jobless truck driving..."

: "Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a Pop Tart!"

: "What's more important, being on TV or some stupid assasination?"

: "Nobody hates rainbows..."

: "... and I'm looking totally ripped... Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!"

: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise."

: "Well, three times bigger then Frank Gifford's anyway."

: "Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake, I can't even fit through the door."

: "Kathy Lee loves children..."

: "Screw you, hippie!"

: "You talking to me? I don't see anybody else around here, so you must be talking to me."

: "To hell with Kathy Lee Gifford."

: "It is too late for me, young Wendy."

: "Its all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap."

: "Er, yeah yeah, whatever."

: "When is this going to be on the air?"

: "Eric whines just a bit to his mother."

: "Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely..."