All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
yall_come_back.wav(75K) yall_come_back.mp3(75K) yall_come_back.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "(from the end)"Set a spell, take yer shoes off, ya'll come back now, hear"
happier.wav(40K) happier.mp3(40K) happier.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "Well, I could be happier. What ya got on your mind?"
hold.wav(40K) hold.mp3(40K) hold.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "Just hold everything, everybody"
cement_pond.wav(44K) cement_pond.mp3(44K) cement_pond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jethro: "That rascal took all of my firewood and built a dam across the cement pond"
tangle.wav(19K) tangle.mp3(19K) tangle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "You wanna tangle with me?"
deserve.wav(32K) deserve.mp3(32K) deserve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "What have I done to deserve this?"
trash.wav(31K) trash.mp3(31K) trash.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jethro: "Don't reckon you're all dressed up like that for the trash collector"
winner.wav(60K) winner.mp3(60K) winner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "Everyday's a gamble, I figure if I wake up in the mornin' I'm a winner"
my_word.wav(32K) my_word.mp3(32K) my_word.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Drysdale: "When I give my word I expect YOU to keep it"
loser.wav(120K) loser.mp3(120K) loser.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Granny: "Remember what William Jennings Brian said, "fight hard but fight clean"
Jethro: "But you ain't fightin' clean Granny"
Granny: "Course I ain't, William Jennings Brian was a loser!"
doggies.wav(17K) doggies.mp3(17K) doggies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jed: "By doggies, that's hittin' low"
whee_doggie.wav(14K) whee_doggie.mp3(14K) whee_doggie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jed: "Whee doggie"
hot_dog.wav(13K) hot_dog.mp3(13K) hot_dog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jethro: "Hog Dog!"