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Ryan Harrison: "You got lucky! There are no more bullets in the chamber...(BANG)"
Ryan: "Whooops...my mistake!"

: "Some friendly reminders by the State Of Minnesota penal system"

Ryan Harrison: "I...uh...checked myself for holes, but just the usual ones."

Ryan Harrison: "How dare you, sir!"
Guard: "How dare, YOU!"
Ryan Harrison: "No, how dare, YOU!"
Guard: "No no, how dare, you!"
Ryan Harrison: "How dare you no no my how-dare-you!"
Guard: "You dare to dare, ME?!"
Ryan Harrison: "How dare you how dare me when I how dare you, you big pee pee head!"

Lauren Goodhue: "I'm your mother's identical twin, born ten years apart but identical. I killed your mother...penis envy. She was a hermaphrodite."

Ryan Harris: "When you shot me at pointblank range...I knew you loved me."

Lauren Goodhue: "Ryan, what are you doing?"
Ryan Harris: "Your dog certainly has a surprised look on his face."
Lauren Goodhue: "Well, that's because you're looking at his butt."
Ryan Harris: "Ah, OH! Then he's certainly not going to enjoy that, uh, treat I just fed to him."

U.S. Marshal Fergus Falls: "Shoot and gut every animal in the park. Their stomachs might contain something that could be a clue. Donate the meat to charity...hides could be turned into warm socks for the poor...and...grind up the bones for dog food. I want nothing wasted."