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candyman.wav(2412K) candyman.mp3(1095K) candyman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bill (Aubrey Woods): "A clip of ("The Candy Man" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by Aubrey Woods)"


comesout.wav(454K) comesout.mp3(207K) comesout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

The Tinker (Peter Capell): "Up the airy mountain, down the rushy glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in... and nobody ever comes out."


teaching.wav(541K) teaching.mp3(246K) teaching.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Turkentine (David Battley): "We have here nitric acid, glycerine, and a special mixture of my own. Together it's horrible dangerous stuff, blows you up. But mixed together in the right way, as only I know how, what do you think it makes?"
Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum): "I don't know, sir."
Mr. Turkentine: "Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you. And for a student to teach his teacher it's presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? "
Charlie: "Yes, sir."
Mr. Turkentine: "Good."


hungry.wav(182K) hungry.mp3(83K) hungry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reporter in Germany (Michael Gahr): "Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder?"
Augustus Gloop: "Hungry!"
Reporter in Germany: "Any other feelings?"
Augustus Gloop: "I feel sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge."


computer.wav(1522K) computer.mp3(691K) computer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Computer Operator (Tim Brooke-Taylor): "Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary computonian law of probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets. (He punches some buttons and the computer belches out a response) It says, 'I won't tell. That would be cheating.' (He crumples up the card it printed out and he punches in some more commands) I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize. (The computer prints it's response) He says, 'What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?' (He punches away again angrily) I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."




cheerupcharlie.wav(3144K) cheerupcharlie.mp3(1427K) cheerupcharlie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Bucket (Diana Sowle): "A clip of ("Cheer Up, Charlie" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by Diana Sowle)"


imbusy.wav(243K) imbusy.mp3(111K) imbusy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reporter In Arizona: "Hey, Mike, do you think that we might shut that thing off?"
Mike Teevee (Paris Themmen): "No, are you crazy?"
Mrs. Teevee (Nora 'Dodo' Denney): "He won't answer till the station break."
Reporter: "Mike, the country wants to hear from you! The world is waiting, Mike."
Mike Teevee: "Can't you shut up? I'm busy. Boy, what a great show."


moreimportant.wav(594K) moreimportant.mp3(270K) moreimportant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Stanley Kael, Second Newscaster (Stephen Dunne): "Four down and one to go. And somewhere out there another lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought-after prizes in history. Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is. And we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing. We must remember there are many more important things. Many more important things. Offhand, I cant' think of what they are but I'm sure there must be something."


thinkitover.wav(703K) thinkitover.mp3(320K) thinkitover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

FBI Agent (Ed Peck): "(The phone rings) Go ahead, we're listening. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
Mrs. Curtis (Gloria Manon): "What did they ask for? Whatever it is, they can have it."
FBI Agent: "They want your case of Wonka Bars. (A long pause) Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars."
Mrs. Curtis: "How long will they give me to think it over?"


pencilsready.wav(294K) pencilsready.mp3(134K) pencilsready.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Turkentine: "I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!"


awaitsyou.wav(562K) awaitsyou.mp3(256K) awaitsyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grandpa Joe: "Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present this ticket at the factory gates at 10 o'clock in the morning of the first of October and do not be late. You may bring with you one member of your own family, but no one else. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous surprises that await you! Charlie, you've done it!"


goldenticket.wav(4076K) goldenticket.mp3(1849K) goldenticket.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grandpa Joe and Charlie: "A clip of ("(I've Got a) Golden Ticket" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by Jack Albertson and Peter Ostrum) "


welcome.wav(229K) welcome.mp3(105K) welcome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder): "Welcome. It's nice to have you here. I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it. I think you will."


strikethat.wav(232K) strikethat.mp3(106K) strikethat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Now, hats, coats, galoshes over here. But hurry, please, we have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you."


reverseit.wav(98K) reverseit.mp3(45K) reverseit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Wait a minute! Strike that. Reverse it. Thank you."


smallprint.wav(122K) smallprint.mp3(56K) smallprint.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sam Beauregarde (Leonard Stone): "Wait a minute. What's all that small print there, at the bottom?"
Willy Wonka: "Oh, if you have any problem, dial information. Thanks for calling."


onwego.wav(92K) onwego.mp3(42K) onwego.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Everyone's signed? Yes! Good. On we go!"


funhouse.wav(101K) funhouse.mp3(47K) funhouse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Henry Salt (Roy Kinnear): "What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?"
Willy Wonka: "Why, having fun?"


nervecenter.wav(449K) nervecenter.mp3(205K) nervecenter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center to the entire Wonka factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. And some of my realities become dreams. And almost everything you see is eatable... edible. I mean, you cane eat almost everything."


loseyourhead.wav(346K) loseyourhead.mp3(158K) loseyourhead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "And almost everything you'll see is eatable... edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything."
Augustus Gloop: "Let me in, I'm starving!"
Willy Wonka: "Now, don't get overexcited. Don't lose your head, Augustus. We wouldn't want anyone to lose that... Yet."


musicallock.wav(174K) musicallock.mp3(80K) musicallock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Now, the combination. This is a musical lock. (He plays a little of Mozarts 'Marriage Of Figaro)"
Mrs. Teevee: "Rachmaninoff."


pureimagination.wav(4572K) pureimagination.mp3(2074K) pureimagination.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "A clip of ("Pure Imagination" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by Gene Wilder)"


chocolateriver.wav(318K) chocolateriver.mp3(145K) chocolateriver.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Gloop: "What a disgusting, dirty river!"
Henry Salt: "It's industrial waste, that. You've ruined your watershed, Wonka. It's polluted."
Willy Wonka: "It's chocolate."
Veruca Salt (Julie Dawn Cole): "That's chocolate?"
Charlie: "That's chocolate. "
Violet Beauregarde (Denise Nickerson): "A chocolate river."
Grandpa Joe: "That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen."


oompaloompas.wav(1186K) oompaloompas.mp3(539K) oompaloompas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Violet Beauregarde: "Well, they can't be real people."
Willy Wonka: "Of course, they're real people."
Henry Salt: "Stuff of nonsense!"
Willy Wonka: "No, Oompa Loompas."
All: "Oompa Loompas?"
Willy Wonka: "From Loompaland."
Mrs. Teevee: "Loompaland? There's no such place!"
Willy Wonka: "Excuse me, dear lady--"
Mrs. Teevee: "Wonka, I am a teacher of geography."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, well, you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, 'Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.'"
Henry Salt: "Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
Willy Wonka: "I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here."


daddyiwant.wav(246K) daddyiwant.mp3(112K) daddyiwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Veruca Salt: "Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!"
Henry Salt: "Alright, Veruca, alright. I'll get you one before the day is out."
Veruca Salt: "I want an Oompa Loompa now!"
Violet Beauregarde: "Can it, you nit!"


canityounit.wav(36K) canityounit.mp3(17K) canityounit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Violet Beauregarde: "Can it, you nit!"


drinkitall.wav(139K) drinkitall.mp3(64K) drinkitall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Augustus Gloop: "Mmm, this stuff is terrific."
Charlie: "Grandpa, look at Augustus."
Grandpa Joe: "Don't worry, he can't drink it all."


mychocolate.wav(68K) mychocolate.mp3(32K) mychocolate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "My chocolate!"
Augustus Gloop: "Help!"
Willy Wonka: "My beautiful chocolate!"


fudgeroom.wav(195K) fudgeroom.mp3(89K) fudgeroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mrs. Gloop: "He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!"
Willy Wonka: "Impossible, my dear lady! That's absurd. Unthinkable!"
Mrs. Gloop: "Why?"
Willy Wonka: "Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. it goes to the Fudge room!"


whistle.wav(34K) whistle.mp3(16K) whistle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "(He plays his whistle)"


boiledhim.wav(371K) boiledhim.mp3(169K) boiledhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the Fudge room, but look sharp, or her little boy's liable to get poured into the boiler."
Mrs. Gloop: "You bailed him up! I know it!"
Willy Wonka: "Nil deperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the promised land. Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu! Auf wiedersehen. Gesundheit. Farewell."


oompaloompagloop.wav(1519K) oompaloompagloop.mp3(526K) oompaloompagloop.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Oompa Loompas: "(A clip of the Augustus Gloop verse of "Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-De-Do" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by the Oompa Loompas)"


runninghere.wav(55K) runninghere.mp3(26K) runninghere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sam Beauregarde: "Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow, Wonka?"


tallship.wav(269K) tallship.mp3(123K) tallship.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "Wow, what a boat."
Grandpa Joe: "Oh, looks good enough to eat."
Henry Salt: "That's quite a nice little canoe you got there, Wonka."
Willy Wonka: "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard, everybody!"


ladiesfirst.wav(136K) ladiesfirst.mp3(62K) ladiesfirst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "All aboard, everybody!"
Henry Salt: "Uh, ladies first. And that means Veruca."
Grandpa Joe: "If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid."


buoyancy.wav(82K) buoyancy.mp3(38K) buoyancy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Henry Salt: "You sure this thing will float, eh, Wonka?"
Willy Wonka: "With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured."


boatlikethis.wav(153K) boatlikethis.mp3(70K) boatlikethis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Veruca Salt: "Hey, Daddy, I want a boat like this. A beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want."
Grandpa Joe: "What she wants is a good kick in the pants."


nuts.wav(55K) nuts.mp3(25K) nuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sam Beauregarde: "What business you in, Salt?"
Henry Salt: "Nuts. "


sailorsway.wav(113K) sailorsway.mp3(52K) sailorsway.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!"


freakout.wav(43K) freakout.mp3(20K) freakout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Violet Beauregarde: "What is this, a freak out?!"


knowing.wav(1217K) knowing.mp3(553K) knowing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "There's no earthly way of knowing..."
Henry Salt: "He's singing."
Willy Wonka: "...which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing..."
Henry Salt: "Rowing."
Willy Wonka: "...or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing... so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing! And they're certainly not showing... any signs that they are slowing!"


time.wav(71K) time.mp3(33K) time.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Time is a precious thing. Never waste it."


bonkers.wav(77K) bonkers.mp3(36K) bonkers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Veruca Salt: "He's absolutely bonkers."
Charlie: "And that's not bad."


springtime.wav(225K) springtime.mp3(103K) springtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "(singing) In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing hey ding, a-ding, a-ding. Sweet lovers love the spring."


alittlekick.wav(62K) alittlekick.mp3(29K) alittlekick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Henry Salt: "What's that for? (After Wonka puts a pair of cleats in the vat)"
Willy Wonka: "Gives it a little kick."


candydandy.wav(229K) candydandy.mp3(104K) candydandy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Henry Salt: "Wonka? Butterscotch, buttergin, got something going on inside of it?"
Willy Wonka: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."


gobstoppers.wav(484K) gobstoppers.mp3(220K) gobstoppers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "But, what's it do?"
Willy Wonka: "Can't you see? It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers."
Violet Beauregarde: "Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers?"
Willy Wonka: "That's right. For children with little pocket money. You can suck 'em forever."
Veruca Salt: "I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!"
Violet Beauregarde: "Me, too!"
Mike Teevee: "And me!"
Willy Wonka: "Fantastic invention. Revolutionize the industry. You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em and they'll never get any smaller. Never... at least I don't think they do. A few more tests."


trifledeaf.wav(110K) trifledeaf.mp3(51K) trifledeaf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mike Teevee: "How do you make 'em?!"
Willy Wonka: "I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."


whowants.wav(345K) whowants.mp3(157K) whowants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?"
Veruca and Violet: "Me!"
Mike and Charlie: "I do."
Willy Wonka: "I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another soul as long as you all shall live. Agreed?"
All the kids: "Agreed."


oneforyou.wav(298K) oneforyou.mp3(136K) oneforyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "One for you, and one for you, and one for you."
Grandpa Joe: "What about Charlie?"
Willy Wonka: "And one for Charlie."
Veruca Salt: "Hey, she's got two! I want another one!"
Violet Beauregarde: "Stop squawking, you twit!"
Willy Wonka: "Everybody has had one and one is enough for anybody!"


mechanicalwonder.wav(124K) mechanicalwonder.mp3(57K) mechanicalwonder.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mike Teevee: "What a contraption!"
Willy Wonka: "Isn't she scrumptious? She's my revolutionary, non-polutionary mechanical wonder."


button.wav(74K) button.mp3(34K) button.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Now, button, button, who's got the button?"


gum.wav(305K) gum.mp3(139K) gum.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Don't you know what this is?"
Violet Beauregarde: "By gum, it's gum."
Willy Wonka: "Wrong. It's the most amazing fabulous sensational gum in the whole world."
Violet Beauregarde: "What's so fab about it?"
Willy Wonka: "This little piece of gum is a three course dinner."
Henry Salt: "Bull."
Willy Wonka: "No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet."


nitwit.wav(132K) nitwit.mp3(60K) nitwit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Stop. Don't."
Charlie: "Why doesn't she listen to Mr. Wonka?"
Grandpa Joe: "Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit."


blueberries.wav(67K) blueberries.mp3(31K) blueberries.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "It happens every time! They all become blueberries."


juice.wav(364K) juice.mp3(166K) juice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sam Beauregarde: "We've got to let the air out of her quick!"
Willy Wonka: "There's no air in there."
Sam Beauregarde: "Huh?"
Willy Wonka: "That's juice."
Sam Beauregarde: "Juice?"
Willy Wonka: "Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once, please?"
Sam Beauregarde: "What for?"
Willy Wonka: "For squeezing. She has to be squeezed immediately, before she explodes."
Sam Beauregarde: "Explodes?!"
Willy Wonka: "It's a fairly simple operation."


oompaloompaviolet.wav(1179K) oompaloompaviolet.mp3(535K) oompaloompaviolet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Oompa Loompas: "(A clip of the Violet Beauregarde verse of "Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-De-Do" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by the Oompa Loompas)"


geteven.wav(136K) geteven.mp3(62K) geteven.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sam Beauregarde: "I'll get even with you for this, Wonka, if it's the last thing I ever do! I got a blueberry for a daughter."


fancybred.wav(82K) fancybred.mp3(38K) fancybred.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head? "


children.wav(190K) children.mp3(87K) children.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Well, well, well, two naughty, nasty little children gone. Three good, sweet little children left."


tastessoreal.wav(425K) tastessoreal.mp3(193K) tastessoreal.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "Grandpa, this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real!"
Willy Wonka: "Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."
Veruca Salt: "Snozzberries?! Who ever heard of a snozzberry?!"
Willy Wonka: "We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of dreams."


eastersover.wav(249K) eastersover.mp3(114K) eastersover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "They're quadruple-size geese which produce octuple-size eggs. They're laying overtime, right now, for Easter."
Mike Teevee: "But Easter's over!"
Willy Wonka: "Shh! They don't know that. I'm trying to get ahead for next year."


eggdicator.wav(266K) eggdicator.mp3(121K) eggdicator.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "The Egg-dicator can tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg. If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out all over the world. But if it's a bad egg, down the chute."


nonsense.wav(205K) nonsense.mp3(94K) nonsense.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Henry Salt: "It's a lot of nonsense."
Willy Wonka: "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men. (sing-songily)"


herewegoagain.wav(79K) herewegoagain.mp3(36K) herewegoagain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Veruca Salt: "Hey, Daddy, I want a golden goose!"
Charlie: "Here we go again."


iwantitnow.wav(2469K) iwantitnow.mp3(1120K) iwantitnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Veruca Salt: "(A clip of "I Want It Now!" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by Julie Dawn Cole)"


badegg.wav(697K) badegg.mp3(317K) badegg.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "She was a bad egg."
Henry Salt: "Where is she going?"
Willy Wonka: "Where all the other bad eggs go. Down the garbage chute."
Henry Salt: "Oh, the garbage chute. Where does it lead to?"
Willy Wonka: "To the furnace."
Henry Salt: "The furnace! She'll be sizzled like a sausage."
Willy Wonka: "Oh, not necessarily. She could be stuck just inside the tube."
Henry Salt: "Inside the-- Hold on! Veruca! Sweetheart! Daddy's coming! "
Willy Wonka: "There's going to be a lot of garbage today."


wanted.wav(131K) wanted.mp3(60K) wanted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grandpa Joe: "Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted."
Charlie: "What's that?"
Grandpa Joe: "Veruca went first."


sportingchance.wav(218K) sportingchance.mp3(100K) sportingchance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "Mr. Wonka, the won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?"
Willy Wonka: "Hmm, well, I think that furnace is lit only once every other day. So they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?"


oompaloompaveruca.wav(1140K) oompaloompaveruca.mp3(518K) oompaloompaveruca.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Oompa Loompas: "(A clip of the Veruca Salt verse of "Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-De-Do" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by the Oompa Loompas)"


rabbits.wav(140K) rabbits.mp3(64K) rabbits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other. Shall we press on?"


wonkamobile.wav(107K) wonkamobile.mp3(49K) wonkamobile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Behold, the Wonkamobile. A thing of beauty is a joy forever."


thedance.wav(59K) thedance.mp3(27K) thedance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Places, please, the dance is about to begin!"


sorryiasked.wav(393K) sorryiasked.mp3(179K) sorryiasked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grandpa Joe: "Mr. Wonka? Uh, what's that they're filling it up with?"
Willy Wonka: "Oh, ginger ale, ginger pop, ginger beer, beer bubbles, bubbleade, bubblecola, double cola, double-bubble-burp-a-cola and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things."
Grandpa Joe: "I'm sorry I asked. "


moregas.wav(96K) moregas.mp3(44K) moregas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "Is this going to go fast Grandpa?"
Grandpa Joe: "It should, Charlie, it's got more gas in it than a politician."


holdontight.wav(88K) holdontight.mp3(41K) holdontight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Now, hold on tight! I'm going to really open her up this time and see what she can do."


swifter.wav(109K) swifter.mp3(50K) swifter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "Swifter than eagles! Stronger than lions!"


hsawaknow.wav(193K) hsawaknow.mp3(88K) hsawaknow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Charlie: "Hey, Grandpa, what was that we just went through?"
Willy Wonka: "Hsaw Aknow."
Mrs. Teevee: "Is that Japanese?"
Willy Wonka: "No, that's Wonka Wash spessed backwards."


rollerskates.wav(315K) rollerskates.mp3(144K) rollerskates.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "That's it, ladies and gentlemen! The journey is over!"
Grandpa Joe: "Finest bath I've had in twenty years!"
Charlie: "Let's do it again, Mr. Wonka!"
Mrs. Teevee: "You mean, that's as far as it goes?"
Mike Teevee: "Couldn't we have walked?"
Willy Wonka: "If the good lord had meant for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."


journeysover.wav(60K) journeysover.mp3(28K) journeysover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Willy Wonka: "That's it, ladies and gentlemen! The journey is over!"


havewalked.wav(140K) havewalked.mp3(65K) havewalked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mike Teevee: "Couldn't we have walked?"
Willy Wonka: "If the good lord had meant for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."


littlewider.wav(404K) littlewider.mp3(184K) littlewider.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mike Teevee: "It's television!"
Willy Wonka: "Uh, it's Wonkavision. Now, I suppose you all know how ordinary television works. You photograph something--"
Mike Teevee: "Sure, I do! You photograph something and then the photograph is split up into millions of tiny pieces and they go whizzing through the air, down to your TV set where they're all put together again in the right order."
Willy Wonka: "You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak."


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Mike Teevee: "Mr. Wonka, could you send other things? Not just chocolate, I mean."
Willy Wonka: "Anything you like."
Mike Teevee: "What about people?"
Willy Wonka: "People? Hmm. I don't really know. I suppose I could. Yes, I'm sure I could. I'm pretty sure I could. But, it might have some messy results."
Mike Teevee: "Look at me, I'm going to be the first person in the world to be sent by television!"
Mrs. Teevee: "Mike, get away from that thing!"
Willy Wonka: "Stop. Don't. Come back."


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Willy Wonka: "Great, he's completely unharmed."
Mrs. Teevee: "You call that unharmed?!"


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Mrs. Teevee: "Well?"
Willy Wonka: "Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick."
Mrs. Teevee: "Taffy-pulling room? "
Willy Wonka: "(Speaking to an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful."
Mrs. Teevee: "Ta- Ta- Taffy? (The Oompa Loompa whispers something to Wonka) What's he saying?!"
Willy Wonka: "No, no. I won't hold you responsible. (Talking to the Oompa Loompa)"


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Willy Wonka: "And now, my dear lady, it's time to say good-bye. No, no! Don't speak. For some moments in life, there are no words. Run along now."


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Willy Wonka: "Adieu, adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow."


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Oompa Loompas: "(A clip of the Mike Teevee verse of "Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-De-Do" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Performed by the Oompa Loompas)"


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Charlie: "Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to the other kids? Augustus, Veruca?"
Willy Wonka: "My dear boy, I promise you they'll be quite all right. When they leave here, they'll be completely restored to their normal, terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear. Anyway, don't worry about them."


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Grandpa Joe: "Mr. Wonka?"
Willy Wonka: "I am extraordinarily busy, sir."
Grandpa Joe: "I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. Uh, the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie. When does he get it?"
Willy Wonka: "He doesn't."
Grandpa Joe: "Why not?"
Willy Wonka: "Because he broke the rules."
Grandpa Joe: "What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie?"
Willy Wonka: "Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy. 'I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,' et cetera, et cetera... 'Fax mentis incendium gloria culpa m,' et cetera, et cetera...'Memo bis punitor della cattum!' It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"
Grandpa Joe: "You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are! How could you do a thing like this, build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster!"
Willy Wonka: "I said "Good day!"


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Willy Wonka: "Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy. 'I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,' et cetera, et cetera... 'Fax mentis incendium gloria culpa m,' et cetera, et cetera...'Memo bis punitor della cattum!' It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"


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Willy Wonka: "You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!"


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Grandpa Joe: "Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here. I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do! If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one."


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Willy Wonka: "So shines a good deed... in a weary world."


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Willy Wonka: "We have to get on! We have to get on! We have so much time and so little to do! Strike that. Reverse it."


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Willy Wonka: "This way please!"


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Willy Wonka: "We'll take the Wonkavator."


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Willy Wonka: "This is the great glass Wonkavator."
Grandpa Joe: "It's an elevator."
Willy Wonka: "It's a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways..."
Charlie: "And frontways?"
Willy Wonka: "...and squareways and front ways and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button and, zing, you're off! And up until now, I've pressed them all... except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie."
Charlie: "Me? (Wonka nods yes)"


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Willy Wonka: "Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen."


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Willy Wonka: "Faster, faster! If we don't pick up enough speed, we'll never get through."
Charlie: "Get through what?"
Willy Wonka: "Ah. (He points up)"
Grandpa Joe: "You mean, we're going--? (He points up)"
Willy Wonka: "Up and out."
Grandpa Joe: "But this roof is made of grass. It'll shatter in a thousand pieces! We'll be cut to ribbons!"
Willy Wonka: "Probably."


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Willy Wonka: "Hold on, everybody! Here it comes!"


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Willy Wonka: "How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?"
Charlie: "I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world!"
Willy Wonka: "I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you."


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Willy Wonka: "But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he he always wanted."
Charlie: "What happened?"
Willy Wonka: "He lived happily ever after."


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Soundtrack: "A clip from the credits of ("Pure Imagination" Lyrics and Music by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley)"

 
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