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Garth: "She makes me feel kinda funny... like when we used to climb the rope in gym class."

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tent pole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."

Wayne: "Schwing!"

Wayne/Garth: "Schaawing!"

Producer: "How would you feel about making a change?"
Garth: "We fear change."

Garth: "Wayne...umm.. what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
Wayne: "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."

Wayne: "Denied!"

Wayne: "Alright, this guy needs coffee and cruellers, STAT!"

Wayne: "Exqueeze me?"

Garth: "Hi..umm...does this seem weird?"

Wayne: "Are you mental?"

Wayne: "Shaaa.. and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

Wayne: "Not!"

Wayne: "Well... I feel we can work with you on this project."

Wayne: "A sphincter says what?"

: "(Wayne and Garth do the Wayne's World theme.)"