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Stinger: "Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

Slider: "Gutsiest move I ever saw man..."

Maverick & Goose: "I feel the need, the need for speed!"

Stinger: "You screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog bleep out of Hong Kong."

Viper: "Now I'm not gonna site here and blow sunshine up your ass lieutenant..."

Goose: "Jester's dead. Yee Haw!"

Goose: "The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid."

Viper: "Good morning gentlemen. The temperature is 110 degrees."
Goose: "Holy bleep, it's Viper!"

Maverick: "(Maverick and Goose improving foreign relations) Greetings."
Goose: "Watch the birdie.. "
geez I crack myself up."

Commander: "You screw up just this much, you'll be flyin' a cargo plane full of rubber dog bleep outta Honk Kong."

Maverick: "Cougar you got MIG one. I'm goin' after MIG two."

Charlie: "Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?"
Maverick: "Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate."
Charlie: "How's that Lieutenant?"
Maverick: "Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do..."
Goose: "We... we."
Maverick: "Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive."
Charlie: "Where did you see this?"
Maverick: "That's classified."
Charlie: "That's what?"
Maverick: "That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Charlie: "So Lieutenant, where exactly were you?"
Maverick: "Well we..."
Goose: "Thank you."
Maverick: "...started up on his six when we pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him."
Charlie: "Well if you were directly above him, how could you see him?"
Maverick: "Because I was inverted."
Iceman: "(while coughing) Bullbleep."
Goose: "No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted."
Charlie: "You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MIG 28?"
Maverick: "Yes maam."
Charlie: "At what range?"
Maverick: "About two meters."
Goose: "Well it was actually about one and a half, I think it was one and a half... I've got a great polaroid of it, he's right there. It must be one and a half."
Maverick: "It was a nice picture..."
Charlie: "Ah, Lieutenant. What were you doing there?"
Goose: "Communicating."
Maverick: "Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know. Giving him the bird."

Instructor: "The clock is ticking, and as of now we are keeping score."

Maverick: "I feel the need..."
Maverick & Goose: "The need for speed!"

Mrs. Goose: "Hey Goose you big stud!"
Goose: "That's me honey!"
Mrs. Goose: "Take me to bed, or loose me forever!"
Goose: "Show me the way home, honey."

Maverick: "This is what I call a "target rich environment."

Goose: "OK Mav, let's turn and burn!"

Maverick: "No, actually I've only done this twice."
Charlie: "Oh? How'd you do?"
Maverick: "Crashed and burned on the first one. It wasn't pretty."
Charlie: "The second?"
Maverick: "I don't know, I'll tell you tomorrow. But it's lookin' good so far."

Maverick: "OK Buddy, what's on your mind?"

Maverick, Goose and the boys: "sing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"