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jesusbob.wav(43K) jesusbob.mp3(43K) jesusbob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "(after the elevator has just crashed to a stop)"
Elevator passenger: "Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?"
hostage.wav(355K) hostage.mp3(355K) hostage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Harry: "Alright, pop quiz: The airport. Gunman with one hostage, he's using her for cover, he's almost to the plane. You're a hundred feet away. (Long pause) Jack?"
Jack: "Shoot the hostage.""
Jack: "Take her out of the equation. Go for the good wound and he can't get to the plane with her. Clear shot"
Harry: "You are deeply nuts, you know that? 'Shoot the hostage'... jeez..."
popquiz.wav(23K) popquiz.mp3(23K) popquiz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bomber: "Pop quiz, hotshot!"
BLEEP_you.wav(132K) BLEEP_you.mp3(132K) BLEEP_you.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bomber: "Are you ready to die, friend?"
Harry: "bleep you."
Bomber: "Oh... in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'bleep you'?""
Harry: "Go ahead, drop the stick. Do it."
you_BLEEP.wav(155K) you_BLEEP.mp3(155K) you_BLEEP.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Harry: "Shoot the hostage."
Bomber: "(laughs) "Say goodbye Harry.""
Harry: "You bleep!"
prick.wav(57K) prick.mp3(57K) prick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Harry: "You shot me. I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me you little prick."
havesex.wav(30K) havesex.mp3(30K) havesex.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Harry: "I'm gonna go home, and have some sex."
bombbus.wav(187K) bombbus.mp3(187K) bombbus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bomber: "Pop quiz, Hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50 it blows up. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?"
itisnow.wav(203K) itisnow.mp3(203K) itisnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "STOP! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!"
Driver: "Hey man, this is MY car. I OWN this car. It's not stolen."
Jack: "It is now. Move over."
Driver: "bleep!.... you scratch this puppy and me and you are gonna have words, you understand?" (tires squeal)"
a_brain.wav(74K) a_brain.mp3(74K) a_brain.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bomber: "Jack... nothing tricky now... you know that I'm on top of you. Do not ATTEMPT to grow a brain."
taxes.wav(96K) taxes.mp3(96K) taxes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Woman passenger: "Are they going to help us?"
Male passenger: "Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are payin' their salary. We die, they gotta take a pay cut."
vomit.wav(41K) vomit.mp3(41K) vomit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Male passenger: "It's OK. If you need to you go right ahead and vomit."
busy.wav(132K) busy.mp3(132K) busy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "It's a game. If he gets the money he wins. If the bus blows up he wins."
Annie: "What if you win?"
Jack: "Then tomorrow we'll play another one."
Annie: "But I'm not available to drive tomorrow... busy."
insane.wav(58K) insane.mp3(58K) insane.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Annie: "What is he doing? Oh my god he IS insane."
crazy.wav(102K) crazy.mp3(102K) crazy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "You're crazy. You're bleepin' crazy."
Bomber: "No. Poor peple are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."
sexthen.wav(129K) sexthen.mp3(129K) sexthen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jack: "I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work."
Annie: "OK... we'll have to base it on sex then."