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20thcenturyfoxfanfareralph.wav(455K) 20thcenturyfoxfanfareralph.mp3(207K) 20thcenturyfoxfanfareralph.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ralph (Nancy Cartwright): "(20th Century Fox fanfare trailor with Ralph singing along)"


sucker.wav(323K) sucker.mp3(147K) sucker.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta): "Boring!"
Lisa Simpson (Yeardley Smith ): "Dad, we can't see the movie!"
Homer: "I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially you!"


boring.wav(30K) boring.mp3(14K) boring.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Boring!"


simpsonsmovietheme.wav(1197K) simpsonsmovietheme.mp3(544K) simpsonsmovietheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(The Simpsons Movie theme from the begining)"


praisejebus.wav(574K) praisejebus.mp3(261K) praisejebus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Reverend Lovejoy (Harry Shearer): "Lord hear our prayer."
Congregation: "Lord hear our prayer."
Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner): "I hate being late."
Homer: "Well, I hate going. Why can't I worship the Lord in my own way, by praying like hell on my deathbed."
Marge: "Homer, they can hear you inside."
Homer: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney God. (Silence and the congregation stares at him) How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus."




jebus.wav(69K) jebus.mp3(32K) jebus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "How you doing? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus."


horrible.wav(100K) horrible.mp3(46K) horrible.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grampa (Dan Castellaneta): "Horrible! Horrible things are going to happen!"


whoanelly.wav(25K) whoanelly.mp3(12K) whoanelly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grampa: "Whoa, Nelly!"


warning.wav(182K) warning.mp3(83K) warning.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grampa: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail! A thousand eyes! Trapped forever!"


whyyoulittle.wav(132K) whyyoulittle.mp3(61K) whyyoulittle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Why you little...! I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!"


beliefs.wav(289K) beliefs.mp3(132K) beliefs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
Milhouse (Pamela Hayden): "Hey! I am very passionate about the planet!"
Nelson (Nancy Cartwright): "Say global warming is a myth!"
Milhouse: "It's a myth! Further study is needed!"
Nelson: "(He punches Milhouse in the gut) That's for selling out your beliefs."


sinestro.wav(212K) sinestro.mp3(97K) sinestro.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "'Epa.' What could that be?"
Comic Book Guy (Hank Azaria): "I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. Ee-pah!"


ilikemennow.wav(40K) ilikemennow.mp3(19K) ilikemennow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ralph: "I like men now."


bountiful.wav(169K) bountiful.mp3(77K) bountiful.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned Flanders: "Boys, before we eat, don't forget to thank the Lord for this bountiful... Penis!"
Todd (Nancy Cartwright) and Rod (Pamela Hayden) Flanders: "Bountiful penis."


lunchtime.wav(27K) lunchtime.mp3(13K) lunchtime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum (Hank Azaria): "Lunchtime!"


haha.wav(24K) haha.mp3(11K) haha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nelson: "Ha-ha!"


careabout.wav(186K) careabout.mp3(85K) careabout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Hey, what's with you?"
Bart Simpson (Nancy Cartwright): "You really wanna know?"
Homer: "Of course I do. What kind of a father wouldn't care about... a pig wearing a hat!"


greasier.wav(227K) greasier.mp3(104K) greasier.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Krusty the Clown (Dan Castellaneta): "Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! (goofy laugh)"


peopleclothes.wav(156K) peopleclothes.mp3(71K) peopleclothes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Krusty the Clown: "Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig."
Homer: "What?! You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes."


number.wav(181K) number.mp3(83K) number.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "'A thousand eyes.' What could that be?"
Grampa: "Hmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number."


spiderpig.wav(297K) spiderpig.mp3(135K) spiderpig.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig. Look out, he is a Spider Pig."


hatekids.wav(300K) hatekids.mp3(137K) hatekids.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. (They all spit the water out and groan)"
Moe (Hank Azaria): "This is why we should hate kids."


deadbody.wav(382K) deadbody.mp3(174K) deadbody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum: "Uh, sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake."
Fat Tony (Joe Mantegna): "Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor."
Lou (Hank Azaria): "Uh... Chief, I think there was a dead body in there."
Chief Wiggum: "I thought that too, until he said 'yard trimmings.' You got to learn to listen, Lou."


ayayay.wav(88K) ayayay.mp3(41K) ayayay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bumblebee Man (Hank Azaria): "Ayayay! Un burro amoroso!"


fourstates.wav(165K) fourstates.mp3(75K) fourstates.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned Flanders: "Look at that. You can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky."


numberthree.wav(279K) numberthree.mp3(127K) numberthree.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill (Albert Brooks): "I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options. Each will cause untold misery..."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Shearer): "I pick number three."
Russ Cargill: "You don't even want to read 'em first?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I was elected to lead, not read. Number three!"


dome.wav(127K) dome.mp3(58K) dome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Doh...ome!"


openfire.wav(192K) openfire.mp3(88K) openfire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum: "Alright, men, open fire! (They open fire on the glass dome and the bullets ricochet and hit the officers) Who's hurt? Raise your hands... without the attitude."


drill.wav(318K) drill.mp3(145K) drill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Professor Frink (Hank Azaria): "People, people, I have an important announcement. I have just perfected an acid-firing superdrill which can cut through anything. (crowd gasps in approval)"
Otto (Harry Shearer): "Yeah, that's cool."
Professor Frink: "It's right there, just outside... of the dome. (crowd groans)"


madmen.wav(131K) madmen.mp3(60K) madmen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sideshow Mel (Dan Castellaneta): "What ruthless madmen could have done this to us?!"
Russ Cargill: "The United States government."


thewhat.wav(219K) thewhat.mp3(100K) thewhat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "My name is Russ Cargill, and I'm head of the E.P.A."
Moe: "The what?"
Russ Cargill: "Environmental Protection Agency."
Lenny (Harry Shearer): "Come again?"
Russ Cargill: "Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen."


polluted.wav(522K) polluted.mp3(238K) polluted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "Springfield has become..."
Man in Crowd: "Whoo! Springfield!"
Russ Cargill: "...the most polluted city in the history of the planet."
Krusty the Clown: "Drama queen!"
Russ Cargill: "To prevent your poisons from spreading, your government has sealed you all within this dome. (Crowd gasps) Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point."
Moe: "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?"
Russ Cargill: "No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots."


thisdome.wav(222K) thisdome.mp3(101K) thisdome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "To prevent your poisons from spreading, your government has sealed you all within this dome. (Crowd gasps) Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I do own the company that makes the dome, but that's beside the point."


carrots.wav(141K) carrots.mp3(65K) carrots.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Moe: "What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?"
Russ Cargill: "No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots."


momentsago.wav(172K) momentsago.mp3(79K) momentsago.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kent Brockman (Harry Shearer): "Efforts to find out whose selfish crime against the environment caused our entrapment have been fruitless..."
Homer: "(Chuckles)"
Kent Brockman: "...until moments ago."
Homer: "(shrieks)"


itsweird.wav(116K) itsweird.mp3(53K) itsweird.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "You single-handedly killed this town."
Homer: "I know, it's weird."


whichitwill.wav(178K) whichitwill.mp3(82K) whichitwill.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kent Brockman: "Just a reminder, this station does not endorse vigilante justice... unless it gets results... which it will. (A picture of Homer pops up with the words GET HIM flashing and a buzzer)"


glow.wav(67K) glow.mp3(31K) glow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Hmm, what's that ominous glow in the distance?"


idiots.wav(185K) idiots.mp3(85K) idiots.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Marge, look, those idiots don't even know where we live."
Angry Mob: "Kil! Kill! Kill!"
Homer: "D'oh!"


facethatmob.wav(361K) facethatmob.mp3(165K) facethatmob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Homer, you have to go aut there, face that mob and apologize for what you did."
Homer: "I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you."
Carl (Hank Azaria): "No, we won't! We just want Homer!"
Homer: "Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grampa."
Grampa: "I'm part of the mob!"


chainsaw.wav(283K) chainsaw.mp3(129K) chainsaw.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Stay back, I got a chainsaw! (imitates chainsaw until they look in through the holes in the door) uh-oh."


lostem.wav(83K) lostem.mp3(39K) lostem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "We lost 'em. Yehoo!"


apology.wav(190K) apology.mp3(87K) apology.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "You know, the word 'apology' is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here... (They throw a skilsaw at him.)"


uh-oh.wav(152K) uh-oh.mp3(70K) uh-oh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "So long, losers! (He gets stuck and cannot escape) Uh-oh."


solong.wav(47K) solong.mp3(22K) solong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "So long, losers!"


clawatit.wav(54K) clawatit.mp3(25K) clawatit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Moe: "The top of his head is still showing, claw at it!"


chinasprob.wav(70K) chinasprob.mp3(33K) chinasprob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum: "Well, they're China's problem now."


boyfriend.wav(100K) boyfriend.mp3(46K) boyfriend.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Lisa's got a boyfriend, that she'll never see again! (Lisa cold-cocks him)"


toughguys.wav(471K) toughguys.mp3(214K) toughguys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24/7. I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher. And here's how I want 'em arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft."
EPA Official (Dan Castellaneta): "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."


madwithpower.wav(73K) madwithpower.mp3(34K) madwithpower.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

EPA Official: "Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power."


moment.wav(254K) moment.mp3(116K) moment.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Mom?"
Marge: "Yes, honey?"
Bart: "You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman."
Homer: "You'll pay for ruining this golden family moment!"
Marge: "Homer!"


loadofcrap.wav(114K) loadofcrap.mp3(52K) loadofcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman."


scariest.wav(163K) scariest.mp3(75K) scariest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "Dad, when you get to the top, don't slow down, speed up!"
Homer: "But, that's when it's the scariest!"
Lisa: "Just do it!"


reachme.wav(1013K) reachme.mp3(460K) reachme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Burns (Harry Shearer): "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control. I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me, make me your brother."
Dr. Hibbert (Harry Shearer): "The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost!"
Mr. Burns: "Lives... lost. (writing it down) Go on."
Chief Wiggum: "We got a convict we were going to fry tomorrow, but now we can't."
Mr. Burns: "Tempting... tempting."
Apu: "Look, all our reasons mean nothing. Just look into your heart and you'll find the answer... (Smithers signals him not to go there.) (Apu screams as he's being chased by the hounds.)"
Mr. Burns: "First door on the right."
Apu: "Thank you. (He and the others continue to to be chased screaming by the hounds.)"


electricity.wav(190K) electricity.mp3(87K) electricity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Burns: "So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich white man is in control."


twobuttons.wav(155K) twobuttons.mp3(71K) twobuttons.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Burns: "I have two buttons behind this desk. One will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds."


yourbrother.wav(65K) yourbrother.mp3(30K) yourbrother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Mr. Burns: "Reach me, make me your brother."


ravage.wav(296K) ravage.mp3(135K) ravage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Man in Booth (Harry Shearer): "Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars."
Homer: "Well, it's about time, but why?"
Man in Booth: "We pay every resident a thousand dollars to allow the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty."
Homer: "I'm home."


alaska.wav(81K) alaska.mp3(37K) alaska.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Man in Booth (Harry Shearer): "Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars."


5solutions.wav(704K) 5solutions.mp3(320K) 5solutions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "Don't worry, I have a solution for you, sir. In fact, I have five solutions. You don't even have to read them. You'll have deniability. I'll take care of everything. You know nothing."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "No, I need to know what I'm approving."
Russ Cargill: "Absolutely. But on the other hand, knowing things is overrated. Anyone can pick something when they know what it is. It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three."
Russ Cargill: "Try again."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "One."
Russ Cargill: "Go higher."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Five?"
Russ Cargill: "Too high."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Three?"
Russ Cargill: "You already said three."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Six?"
Russ Cargill: "Two?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Double it."
Russ Cargill: "Four!"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As you wish, sir."


asyouwish.wav(194K) asyouwish.mp3(89K) asyouwish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Okay, I pick three."
Russ Cargill: "Try again."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "One."
Russ Cargill: "Go higher."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Five?"
Russ Cargill: "Too high."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Three?"
Russ Cargill: "You already said three."
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Six?"
Russ Cargill: "Two?"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Double it."
Russ Cargill: "Four!"
President Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As you wish, sir."


credibility.wav(148K) credibility.mp3(68K) credibility.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tom Hanks (Himself): "Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The U.S. government has lost it's credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine."


whynotthisone.wav(90K) whynotthisone.mp3(42K) whynotthisone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tom Hanks: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one?"


happyhere.wav(56K) happyhere.mp3(26K) happyhere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I'm happy here, screw Springfield!"


hollywood.wav(251K) hollywood.mp3(115K) hollywood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At 4:00 in the afternoon!"
Marge: "It was 7:00 at night."
Homer: "It was during Access Hollywood."
Marge: "Which is on at 4:00 and 7:00."
Homer: "D'oh!"


torches.wav(98K) torches.mp3(45K) torches.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches!"


doh.wav(13K) doh.mp3(7K) doh.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "D'oh!"


stupidest.wav(271K) stupidest.mp3(124K) stupidest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "In every marriage you get one chance to say I need you to do this with me."
Homer: "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."


america.wav(148K) america.mp3(68K) america.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!"


ihavespoken.wav(37K) ihavespoken.mp3(18K) ihavespoken.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "I have spoken! Hmm!"


foundone.wav(179K) foundone.mp3(82K) foundone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

NSA Worker (Dan Castellaneta): "Hey, everybody, I found one! The government actually found someone we're looking for! Yeah, baby, yeah!"


epiphany.wav(548K) epiphany.mp3(249K) epiphany.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Medicine Woman (Tress MacNeille): "Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days alone."
Homer: "Epiphany, epiphany, epiphany. Ooh! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. (A tree slaps him) Americans will never embrace soccer? (Two trees slap him) Mare than two shakes and it's playing with yourself? (He gets slapped three times, punched in the gut and kicked in the groin)"


booblady.wav(43K) booblady.mp3(20K) booblady.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Thank you, boob lady!"


runrun.wav(787K) runrun.mp3(358K) runrun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Jump! Jump! Land! Land! Rest! Rest! Run! Run! (He takes the harnesses off the dogs) Now, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put all that behind us and just... (The dogs attack him) Ow! Ow! That's my whipping arm! (Then the dogs run off) Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?"


mustkeepgoing.wav(513K) mustkeepgoing.mp3(234K) mustkeepgoing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Must keep going. Must keep going. No, I can't. I can't keep going. Yes, you can. No, I can't! Oh, shut up. You shut up. No, you. No, you. No, you. Oh, real mature. How can you say that?"


crappier.wav(55K) crappier.mp3(25K) crappier.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "I can't believe it, but it got even crappier."


emperor.wav(474K) emperor.mp3(216K) emperor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Moe: "Oh, hiya, Midge."
Marge: "Moe, what happened?"
Moe: "With the town sealed off from the rest of the world, things got a little nutty here."
Marge: "Why are you dressed like that?"
Moe: "Well, I don't like to brag, but I am now the emperor of Springfield."
Barney (Dan Castellaneta): "No, you're not! (He throws a bottle grenade at Moe who catches it)"
Moe: "Yes, I am! (He throws the bottle back at Barney and it explodes)"
Barney: "Okay... hail emperor."


mistake.wav(267K) mistake.mp3(122K) mistake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "Your government has realized that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore we're commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle... (Crowd chears) ...which involves killing you all. (Crowd groans)"


fatass.wav(176K) fatass.mp3(81K) fatass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marge: "Despite everything, I miss your father."
Bart: "Me, too. His big fat ass could shield us all."


onaleaf.wav(395K) onaleaf.mp3(180K) onaleaf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Ten-hut! At ease. I'm General... Marriott Suites, and I have an urgent note from the president. It says to release this town immediately."
Guard (Harry Shearer): "Why is it written on a leaf? (Homer knocks the guard out and laughs)"


cojones.wav(92K) cojones.mp3(43K) cojones.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Now Homer Simpson's going to show he has cojones!"


mytime.wav(142K) mytime.mp3(65K) mytime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lenny: "Who'd be dumb enough to stay behind while we escape with our lives?"
Cletus (Hank Azaria): "Uh-hem, my time to shine."


lookahere.wav(77K) lookahere.mp3(36K) lookahere.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cletus: "Hey, Mr. Big TV Man, look-a here!"


howyoufeel.wav(145K) howyoufeel.mp3(67K) howyoufeel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Russ Cargill: "I was tricked by an idiot!"
Cletus: "Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken."


doomedusall.wav(113K) doomedusall.mp3(52K) doomedusall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Homer do good?"
Bart: "Actually, you doomed us all... again."


icantdo.wav(81K) icantdo.mp3(38K) icantdo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Oh! I can't do anything right."


lifewellspent.wav(193K) lifewellspent.mp3(88K) lifewellspent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Comic Book Guy: "I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books, and now there's only time to say... life well spent!"


pressure.wav(448K) pressure.mp3(204K) pressure.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum: "Come on, Bomb-disarming robot. You're our last hope."
Robot (Hank Azaria): "Red wire. Blue wire. Black is usually the ground. Uh, so much pressure. Pressure! (The robot grabs Wiggum's gun and shoots itself)"
Chief Wiggum: "He'd been talking about it, but I didn't take him seriously."


doingnow.wav(197K) doingnow.mp3(90K) doingnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Grampa: "Homer? What the hell are you doing now?"
Homer: "Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!"


curlyhair.wav(117K) curlyhair.mp3(54K) curlyhair.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Todd Flanders: "I wish Homer was my father."
Ned Flanders: "And I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair."


yourcrap.wav(253K) yourcrap.mp3(116K) yourcrap.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Martin (Russi Taylor): "I've been taking your crap all my life! (He smacks the bullies upside their skulls) Whew! This feels good. No wonder you do it. (He smacks them again)"


what.wav(61K) what.mp3(28K) what.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Otto: "What? What's going on?"


wedidit.wav(105K) wedidit.mp3(48K) wedidit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "We did it, boy!"
Bart: "Uh, dad? (Homer yelps)"


byeeverybody.wav(145K) byeeverybody.mp3(67K) byeeverybody.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Chief Wiggum: "It's amazing no one was hurt! (Dr. Nick gets hit by a giant piece of glass)"
Dr. Nick (Hank Azaria): "Bye, everybody."


imawiener.wav(292K) imawiener.mp3(133K) imawiener.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Wait! If you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried."
Russ Cargill: "What treasure?"
Bart: "Uh... the treasure of Ima Wiener."
Russ Cargill: "I'm a wiener? (Bart and Homer laugh)"
Homer: "Classic."


simpsonsrocktheme.wav(800K) simpsonsrocktheme.mp3(364K) simpsonsrocktheme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of The Simpsons Movie rock theme from the end credits)"


smithers.wav(279K) smithers.mp3(127K) smithers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Smithers (Harry Shearer): "They've taken everything, sir."
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, I don't believe in suicide, but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."


leavemebe.wav(80K) leavemebe.mp3(37K) leavemebe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tom Hanks: "This is Tom Hanks saying, if you see me in person, please, leave me be."


spiderpigsong.wav(1024K) spiderpigsong.mp3(465K) spiderpigsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of the Spider Pig song from the end credits)"


thisfilm.wav(778K) thisfilm.mp3(354K) thisfilm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Bart: "Come on, Dad, let's go. I've been holding it they put the dome over the town."
Homer: "You can wait. A lot of people worked really hard on this film, and all they ask is for you to memorize their names."
Lisa: "Well, I want to make sure that no animals were harmed during the filming of this movie. Phew!"
Homer: "Okay. Ooh, floor popcorn!"
Lisa: "Wait, wait, wait. It looks like Maggie has something to say."
Marge: "Oh, my God, her first word!"
Maggie (Nancy Cartwright): "Sequel?"


floorpopcorn.wav(85K) floorpopcorn.mp3(40K) floorpopcorn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Homer: "Okay. Ooh, floor popcorn!"


sequel.wav(188K) sequel.mp3(86K) sequel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Lisa: "Wait, wait, wait. It looks like Maggie has something to say."
Marge: "Oh, my God, her first word!"
Maggie: "Sequel?"


springfieldanthem.wav(870K) springfieldanthem.mp3(395K) springfieldanthem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of the Springfield Anthem from the credits)"


crackedup.wav(76K) crackedup.mp3(35K) crackedup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen (Dan Castellaneta): "Assistant manager isn't all it's cracked up to be."


filmschool.wav(62K) filmschool.mp3(29K) filmschool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: "Four years of film school for this?"

 
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