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Max (Marlon Brando): "You know you look like bleep. What's your... what's your secret?"

Max: "I got a minor development. We lost the buyer."
Nick Wells (Robert De Niro): "Lost? What do you mean, lost?"
Max: "Well, she's in a brass casket six feet underground never to be heard from again."

Max: "You don't wanna know where?"
Nick: "It depends."
Max: "Depends on what?"
Nick: "It depends on what you're gonna tell me."
Max: "Okay."

Nick: "You used to tell me, 'Steal outside the country, steal in the States, steal in Europe. But Montreal, live in Montreal.'"
Max: "I sa... I said a lot of dumb things in my day, didn't I?"
Nick: "Yeah, but that's..."
Max: "Right?"

Diane (Angela Bassett): "So, you want to talk or you want to see what I got?"
Nick: "How could I be sure you're okay?"
Diane: "I suppose I could bleep you."
Nick: "That'll work."
Diane: "Um-hmm."

Jack Teller (Edward Norton): "Excuse me. Can you help me, please? Can you help me?"
Nick: "Place Norman?"
Jack: "Yes, yes."
Nick: "You go to the corner, you make a right. You go two blocks..."
Jack: "Two."
Nick: "Two blocks, then a left for one block."
Jack: "Again, please."
Nick: "Two blocks on the corner, two blocks this way, one block that way to the left. And you're right there."
Jack: "Okay, thank you. Thank you, Nick."
Nick: "What? What did you say?"
Jack: "I said, 'Thank you, Nick.'. I'm Max's guy in the customshouse. We should talk. Okay, bye-bye. Thank you. Thank you. Bye."

Nick: "Have you lost your bleeping mind?"

Jack: "I like your place. You got good taste."

Max: "Oh jesus, it's nice and dark in here. bleeping everything."

Max: "Why don't you jump for some lights in this place? Every time I come in here, it's like hide-and-go-seek."

Max: "Now, you got to tell me the uh... the magic word."
Nick: "Alright, I'm gonna do it."
Max: "Good, good, jesus, sweetheart. You're a sweetheart. Bravo, you're making sence."

Nick: "But because of the risk involved, my end's gotta be six million."
Max: "Uh, operator? I got a nut down here that just said six million. No, no. Send the paramedics. I think... Are you all right?"
Nick: "I'm fine."
Max: "Six bleeping million dollars? What happened to four?"

Nick: "I'm quitting for good."
Max: "How many times have you told me that in twenty-five years? I mean, I'm gonna believe that when the pigs eat my brother. Right?"

Max: "I mean, I'm gonna believe that when the pigs eat my brother."

Max: "Numb-nuts."

Jack: "You gonna let it go or are we gonna drive around pissed all night?"

Jack: "Somebody put fingerprints on my window, Danny."
Danny (Paul Soles): "You don't need to do it. It's okay, okay."
Jack: "I like a clean window, Danny."
Danny: "It's all right."

Jack: "Okay, bye-bye."
Danny: "Bye-bye."
Jack: "Bye-bye."
Danny: "Bye."

Steven (Jamie Harrold): "I am bleeped up. My mother's totally out of control."

Steven's Mother: "Steven! Who are you talking to at this hour?"
Steven: "I am having a cival bleeping conversation with a friend of mine, mother!"

Steven: "Oh, now you are going to die!"

Jack: "Where can I get one of these?"
Nick: "You gotta know the right people."

Nick: "If somebody built it, somebody can unbuild it."

Steven: "My mom's only out for about a half an hour."

Steven: "Can you believe that? The guy comes into my world and calls me an bleephole."

Nick: "Steven, can you get me the bypass codes?"
Steven: "I type 'How much?' and he types back 'Engineering codes for the customs house basement?' and I say 'You guessed it, blues clues.' and he says 'bleep you.' and I say ' No no, bleep you.' and he says 'No, bleep you.' and I'm like 'No, bleep you!' ande he's like 'bleep y...'"
Nick: "Steven, Steven, can ou get me the bypass codes?"

Steven: "And when this whole score's done, I'm gonna brute this creep with everything I got. By the time I'm done with this bleep, he won't be able to hide in Bolivia!"

Jack: "You my guy?"
Sapperstein (Richard Waugh): "Yeah."
Jack: "Who's this?"
Sapperstein: "Cousin."
Jack: "Cousin? Okay, see the guy over my left shoulder back there on the bench reading the paper, the big one? That's my cousin. Okay, so we've all got family here which is nice, I think. Yeah? Okay."

Steven: "I'm on the phone, bitch!"

Nick: "I'm gonna sa something to you. You're smart, you're talented and you know a few things but talent means nothing if you don't make the right choices. There's plenty of talented people out there who never see the light of day anymore. Last tihng, it takes discipline because this whole game is one big long shot and if you don't have the discipline to stay away from the fliers or from the gambles or whatever else you wanna call a stupid move then, my friend, I'm afraid to say, one day you will go down. It's inevitable."

Nick: "You want my advice? Make a lios of everything you want now and then plan on spending the next 25 years of your life getting it. Slowly, piece by piece."

Jack: "Is that even possible?"
Nick: "Just physics."

Jack: "I think we're bleeped."

Danny: "Oh, look at you. What fancy new shoes."
Jack: "Yeah. Yeah, my mom got those for me."
André (Jean-René Ouellet): "Oh, your mom gave you those?"
Danny: "I think... I think you got a girl."
Jack: "No, no girl, Danny. You're a stinker."

Jack: "Bye-bye, André."
André: "Bye-bye. You look good with those shoes."
Jack: "Yeah, thanks. I know."

Jack: "Okay, Danny, guess what time it is?"
Danny: "I don't know."
Jack: "Yes you do, Danny! It's lunchtime!"

Jack: "This is over now, and you just got to deal with it."

Nick: "When did you start thinking you were better than me?"

Nick: "Deal with it. It's over."