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wakemeup.wav(148K) wakemeup.mp3(148K) wakemeup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey Finn (Jack Black): "What is it?"
Ned Schneebly (Mike White): "Dewey, hey, it's the first of the monh, and, uh, I'd like your share of the rent now, please."
Dewey: "Oh, man, you know I don't have it. You wake me up for that? Come on, man!"
Ned: "Sorry."

dogabone.wav(147K) dogabone.mp3(147K) dogabone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Dewey, I mean, you owe me a lot of money as it is."
Patty Di Marco (Sarah Silverman): "Yeah, try $2,200."
Dewey: "Okay, you guys, the band is about to hit it bigtime. We're gonna win battle of the bands' and when I'm rolling in the Benjamins, I will throw you and your dog a bone. Good night."

imonthis.wav(60K) imonthis.mp3(60K) imonthis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Patty, come on, I'm on this."
Patty: "Oh, you're on this? You're on this? He's walking all over you."

mommy.wav(187K) mommy.mp3(187K) mommy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Mommy, could we plese talk about this later?"
Patty: "Uh, no, we can't talk about this later, because Ned and I have to go to work. We have jobs. We contribute to society. All right? I am an assistant to the mayor of the city. Hello!"
Dewey: "What? Can you get her out of here, please? Why? Why her?"

substitute.wav(224K) substitute.mp3(224K) substitute.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Patty: "And Ned has the most important job there is."
Dewey: "Temping?"
Ned: "Dewey, a substitute teacher is not a temp."
Dewey: "He's a babysitter."
Ned: "Oh, yeah, you think it's so easy? Well, I'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last one day."
Dewey: "Dude, I service society by rocking. Okay? I m out there, on the front lines, liberating people with my music. Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady."

guitars.wav(117K) guitars.mp3(117K) guitars.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ned: "Dewey, I'm not paying your share of the rent, so, I don't know, maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something."
Dewey: "What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?"

mooching.wav(267K) mooching.mp3(267K) mooching.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Dude, I've been mooching off you for years, and it's never been a prablem until she showed up. Just dump her, man."
Ned: "Yeah, well, if you don't come up with some money, she's gonna dump me. She'l fed up."
Dewey: "Really? Because that would be a good thing. She's a nightmare."
Ned: "Come on. I may never have another girlfriend. I mean, just come on. Come up with some money, please. Please!"
Dewey: "Okay, for you. Not for her, man. For you."

readbetween.wav(41K) readbetween.mp3(41K) readbetween.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Read between the lines, Theo. Read between the lines!"

betweenus.wav(52K) betweenus.mp3(52K) betweenus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Doug (Chris Stack): "Dewey, man, I hope this doesn't come between us. Like, I care about you, man."

themusic.wav(143K) themusic.mp3(143K) themusic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "You guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts. You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. It's called the musuc. And I don't even care. You know what? So what. I don't want to hang out with a bunch of wannabe corporate sellouts. I'm gonna form my own band. And we are gonna start a revolution. Okay? And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass."

nedschneebly.wav(27K) nedschneebly.mp3(27K) nedschneebly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Hello, thin is Ned Schneebly."

paymeupfront.wav(369K) paymeupfront.mp3(369K) paymeupfront.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "So, how's this gonna work? Are you gonna pay me upfront?"
Rosalie Mullins (Joan Cusack): "I... I don't understand."
Dewey: "It'd be really great if I could get paid now in cash."
Rosalie Mullins: "Oh, well, we don't do that."
Dewey: "Okay, well, when you cut my check, just make it payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons."
Rosalie Mullins: "You can discuss all of that with Candice, in administration, at the end of the day."
Dewey: "Qkay, when's the end of the day?"
Rosalie Mullins: "We commence at 8:15, school lets out at 3."
Dewey: "Oh, uh-oh. You know what? Uh, you think I cound cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do. It's cool. I can stay."

hardass.wav(311K) hardass.mp3(311K) hardass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rosalie Mullins: "This is considered the best elementary school in the state, and we maintain that by adhering to a strict code of conduct, faculty included."
Dewey: "You know what, you don't have to worry about me. Because I'm a hard-ass, and if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking him in the head."
Rosalie Mullins: "No, no, no. We don't use corporal punishment here."
Dewey: "Okay, so just verbal abuse?"
Rosalie Mullins: "Mr Schneebly, if you have any problems with any students, send them to me. I will do the disciplining."
Dewey: "Check"

whosgotfood.wav(86K) whosgotfood.mp3(86K) whosgotfood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Okay, who's got food in here? You're not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry."

hangover.wav(289K) hangover.mp3(289K) hangover.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "All right, look, here's the deal. I've got a hangover. Who knows what that means?"
Frankie (Angelo Massagli): "Doesn't that mean you're drunk?"
Dewey: "No. It means that I was drunk yesterday."
Freddy Jones (Kevin Alexander Clark): "It means you're an alcoholic."
Dewey: "Wrong."
Freddy: "You wouldn't come to work hung-over unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease."
Dewey: "Hmm, hmm. What's your name?"
Freddy: "Freddy Jones."
Dewey: "Umm, Freddy Jones, shut up."

crapola.wav(68K) crapola.mp3(68K) crapola.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "The point is, you all can just chill today. We'll start on this crapola tomorrow."

headache.wav(84K) headache.mp3(84K) headache.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Miss Dumbum ain't your teacher taday, I am. And I got a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess."

recess.wav(598K) recess.mp3(598K) recess.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Time for recess."
Summer Hathaway (Miranda Cosgrove): "But Mr. S, that poster chartseveryone's performance. We get gold stars when we master the material covered in class. How do we get gold stars if we just have recess?"
Dewey: "What are these black dots here?"
Leonard (Cole Hawkins): "Demerits."
Dewey: "What kind of a sick school is this? Hmm? As long as I'm here, there will be no grades or gold stars or demerits. We're gonna have recess all the time."
Freddy: "Whoo-hoo!"
Summer: "But Miss Dunham only gives us recess for 15 minutes."
Dewey: "Hey! You're not hearing me, girl. I'm in charge now, okay? And I say recess. Go, play and have fun, now."

mhatever.wav(76K) mhatever.mp3(76K) mhatever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Michelle (Jordan-Claire Green): "Are you gonna teach us anything or are we just gonna sit here?"
Dewey: "Just do whatever you want."

burnstuff.wav(54K) burnstuff.mp3(54K) burnstuff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Freddy, what do you like to do?"
Freddy: "I don't know, burn stuff?"

theman.wav(637K) theman.mp3(637K) theman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "What, you want to learn something?"
Summer: "Yes, I do."
Dewey: "What, you want me to teach you something? You want to learn something? All right, heres a useful lesson for you. Give up. Just quit. Because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end, you're just gonna lose, bigtime, because the world is run by The Man."
Frankie: "Who?"
Dewey: "The Man. Oh, you don't know The Man? Oh, well, he's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man. And The Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amavzon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank. Okay? And thereused to be a way to stick it to The Man. It was called rock 'n' roll. But guess what. Oh, no. The Man ruined that too with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome. Cause The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a fowor and just give up!"

inmyshow.wav(289K) inmyshow.mp3(289K) inmyshow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Yes. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now touch me, babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid. Lawrence is good at piano. He shall be rocking in my show. Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect. Stay right there, okay?"

youpassed.wav(156K) youpassed.mp3(156K) youpassed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Okay, people, pay attention, because I do not want to have to fail you."
Summer: "I thought you didn't believe in grades."
Dewey: "Of course I believe in grades. I was testing you, and you passed. Good work, Summer. For and a half gold stars for you."

ipledge.wav(301K) ipledge.mp3(301K) ipledge.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "I pledge allegiance..."
The Class: "I pledge allegiance..."
Dewey: " the band..."
The Class: " the band..."
Dewey: "...of Mr. Schneebly."
The Class: "...of Mr. Schneebly."
Dewey: "And will not fight him..."
The Class: "And will not fight him..."
Dewey: "...for creative control."
The Class: "...for creative control."
Dewey: ""And will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band."
The Class: "And will defer to him... (they lose continuity) Direction... And you know. Direction."

whodoyoulike.wav(234K) whodoyoulike.mp3(234K) whodoyoulike.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "So, who do you like? Blondie?"
Marta (Caitlin Hale): "Christina Aguilera."
Dewey: "Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop."
Leonard: "Puff Daddy."
Dewey: "Wrong. Billy?"
Billy (Brian Falduto): "Liza Minelli?"
Dewey: "What are you...? You guys! This project is called "Rock Band". I'm talking about bands that rock."

wayhardcore.wav(1339K) wayhardcore.mp3(1339K) wayhardcore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Okay, it starts off a dark stage and then a beam of light, and you can see me and my guitar. (Imitates guitar) 'In the end of time there was a man who knew the road and the writing was written on the stone.' And then a thin layer of fog comes in around my ankles. Rodies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later. 'In the ancient time an artist led the way but no one seemed to understand.' Chimes, Freddy. 'In his heart he knew the artis must be true but the legend of the rent was way past due.' And then, Katie, you com in with the bass. (imitates guitar) 'Well you think you'll be just fine without me, but you're mine. You think you can kick me out of the band.' And then, Zack, you come in with a face-melter. (imitates guitar) Okay? 'Well, there's just one problem there. The band is mine! How can you kick me out of what is mine?' And then a Hawaii Five-O. You ever see that show? Okay, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes: (imitates drums) 'You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.' And then, that's where I want the backup singers to be like: 'Well, you're not hardcore. No, you're not hardcore. Unless you live hardco... Unless you live hardcore. But the legend of the rent was way hardcore.' Boom! Big old explosion. Some like confetti comes down. Anyway, that's all I got so far. It's a work in progress."

reallyabout.wav(664K) reallyabout.mp3(664K) reallyabout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Rock ain't about doing things perfect. Who can tell me what it's really about? Frankie?"
Frankie: "Uh? Scoring chicks?"
Dewey: "No. See? No. Eleni?"
Eleni (Veronica Afflerbach): "Getting wasted. Leonard?"
Dewey: "No. Come on. No."
Leonard: "Sticking it to The Man?"
Dewey: "Yes! But you can't just say it, man. You gotta feel it in your blood and guts. If you wann a rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at The Man, and right now I'm The Man. That's right, I'm The Man, and who's got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Who's gonn tell me off?"
Freddy: "Shut the hell up, Schneebly!"
Dewey: "That's it, Freddy. That's it. Who can top him?"
Alicia (Aleisha Allen): "Get out of here, stupid ass."
Dewey: "Yes, Alicia."
Summer: "You're a joke. You're the worst teacher I've ever had."
Dewey: "Summer, that is great. I like the delivery because I felt your anger."
Summer: "Thank you."
Lawrence (Robert Tsai): "You're a far loser, and you have body odor."
Dewey: "All right. All right!"

youretacky.wav(161K) youretacky.mp3(161K) youretacky.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world? Billy?"
Billy: "You."
Dewey: "Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on."
Billy: "You're tacky and I hate you."
Dewey: "Okay, you see me after class."

liketoeat.wav(57K) liketoeat.mp3(57K) liketoeat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Tomika (Maryam Hassan): "Why aren't you on a diet?"
Dewey: "Because I like to eat. Is that such a crime?"

oncrack.wav(181K) oncrack.mp3(181K) oncrack.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rosalie Mullins: "I'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss Lemmons said she heard music coming from the classroom."
Dewey: "Music? Uh, music. I haven't heard any music. Uh-oh, you know what? Miss Lemmons must be on crark, right, kids?"

wholemath.wav(652K) wholemath.mp3(652K) wholemath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath. Let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math. Three minus four is..."
Summer: "Negative one."
Dewey: "That's right. And six times a billion is..."
Marco (James Hosey): "Six billion?"
Dewey: "Nailed it. And 54 is 45 more than... What is the answer, Marta?"
Marta: "Nine."
Dewey: "No, it's eight."
Marta: ""No, it's nine."
Dewey: "Yes, I was testing you, it's nine. And that's a magic number."

mathmathmath.wav(179K) mathmathmath.mp3(179K) mathmathmath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath. Let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math."

singingmath.wav(443K) singingmath.mp3(443K) singingmath.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Three minus four is..."
Summer: "Negative one."
Dewey: "That's right. And six times a billion is..."
Marco (James Hosey): "Six billion?"
Dewey: "Nailed it. And 54 is 45 more than... What is the answer, Marta?"
Marta: "Nine."
Dewey: "No, it's eight."
Marta: ""No, it's nine."
Dewey: "Yes, I was testing you, it's nine. And that's a magic number."

educationers.wav(285K) educationers.mp3(285K) educationers.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rosalie Mullins: "I must say I find your methods of teaching very unusual."
Dewey: "Well, I did study with Dr. Errol Von Straussenbergerbecken."
Rosalie Mullins: "Who?"
Dewey: "Oh, you don't know him? Oh, he's, like, one of the leading leaders in... unusual methods. Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council for experimental Educationers."

teachedat.wav(37K) teachedat.mp3(37K) teachedat.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear."

iwasfunny.wav(349K) iwasfunny.mp3(349K) iwasfunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rosalie Mullins: "I wasn't always like this, you know. I wasn't always wound up this tight. There was a time when I was fun. I was funny. I was. But you can't be funny and be the principal of a prep school. No, you cannot, because when it comes to their kids, these parents, they have no sence of humor. No, and if anything geos wrong, it's my head. All right? It's my head in the smasher. These parents will come down on me like a nuclear bomb."

rockasolo.wav(563K) rockasolo.mp3(563K) rockasolo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

The Band: "(Performing Song "School Of Rock")"
Dewey: "(Breaks in with a solo guitar idea with his immitation of a guitar) I'm gonna take a solo there, if it's cool with you."
Zack Mooneyham (Joey Gaydos Jr.): "All right."
Dewey: "And then you can solo later."
Zack: "Okay."
Dewey: "But let me just rock a solo. I can feel it. (He continues on with his immitation of the guitar solo.)"

tequila.wav(72K) tequila.mp3(72K) tequila.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky."

wordsofacdc.wav(119K) wordsofacdc.mp3(119K) wordsofacdc.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "And in the words of AC/DC: 'We roll tonight to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you'."

dismembered.wav(148K) dismembered.mp3(148K) dismembered.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "I would like to tell you about mhat we've been doing in here, but there's such a thing as teacher-student confidentiality, and I don't want to be in breach of educational law, 'cause I could be dismembered by the teacher's union."

touchedby.wav(112K) touchedby.mp3(112K) touchedby.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "My name is Dewey Finn. And, no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure I've touched them."

wantmetodo.wav(39K) wantmetodo.mp3(39K) wantmetodo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Well, music is my life, man. What do you want me to do?"

godofrock.wav(277K) godofrock.mp3(277K) godofrock.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "All right, let's pray. God of rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow peoples minds with our high-voltage rock. In your name, we pray. Amen."

somefaces.wav(28K) somefaces.mp3(28K) somefaces.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Now, let's get out there and melt some faces!"

likethewind.wav(20K) likethewind.mp3(20K) likethewind.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dewey: "Go, run like the wind!"

backstage.wav(322K) backstage.mp3(322K) backstage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Band Member: "Hey, you in a band?"
Rosalie Mullins: "No, no, no, I am the principal of a school."
Band Member: "Yeah? Wow, that's cool. That's cool."
Rosalie Mullins: "Yes, yes , it is. It's very... It's very cool."
Band Member: "Yeah, it is cool."
Rosalie Mullins: "Yes, it is very cool."
Band Member: "I like that."
Rosalie Mullins: "Do you?"
Band Member: "Yeah."
Rosalie Mullins: "Yes."
Band Member: "You're hot. You're so hot."
Rosalie Mullins: "What?"
Band Member: "Huh?"
Rosalie Mullins: "I'm sorry."
Band Member: "What?"
Rosalie Mullins: "Are you warm?""

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