All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
thatword.wav(90K) thatword.mp3(90K) thatword.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vizzini: "He didn't fall?!? Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
gatekey.wav(86K) gatekey.mp3(86K) gatekey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Westley: "Give us the gate key."
Guard: "I have no key."
Inigo: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Guard: "Oh, you mean this gate key."
decent.wav(61K) decent.mp3(61K) decent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
blunders.wav(250K) blunders.mp3(250K) blunders.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Vizzini: "Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
inconceivable.wav(34K) inconceivable.mp3(34K) inconceivable.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
miracle.wav(75K) miracle.mp3(75K) miracle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Valerie: "Bye Bye boys!"
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie: "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It'll take a miracle."
mlt.wav(256K) mlt.mp3(256K) mlt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Miracle Max: "True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe....they're so perky. I love that."
prepare.wav(100K) prepare.mp3(100K) prepare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Inigo: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
sumup.wav(164K) sumup.mp3(164K) sumup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Inigo: "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdink in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess make our escape -- after I kill Count Ruben."
Westley: "That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying."
triffle.wav(49K) triffle.mp3(49K) triffle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Buttercup: "Who are you?"
Westley: "I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know."
truelove.wav(50K) truelove.mp3(50K) truelove.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Westley: "This is true love. You think this happens every day?"