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Vizzini: "He didn't fall?!? Inconceivable!"
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Westley: "Give us the gate key."
Guard: "I have no key."
Inigo: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Guard: "Oh, you mean this gate key."

Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Westley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Vizzini: "Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"

Vinzzini: "INCONCEIVABLE!"

Valerie: "Bye Bye boys!"
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie: "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It'll take a miracle."

Miracle Max: "True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe....they're so perky. I love that."

Inigo: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Inigo: "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdink in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess make our escape -- after I kill Count Ruben."
Westley: "That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying."

Buttercup: "Who are you?"
Westley: "I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you ever need know."

Westley: "This is true love. You think this happens every day?"