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Governor Weatherby Swann (Jonathan Pryce): "I'm told it's the latest fashion in London."
Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley): "Well, women in London must've learnt not to breathe."

Murtogg (Giles New): "The Black Pearl is a real ship."
Mullroy (Angus Barnett): "No, it's not."
Murtogg: "Yes it is, I've seen it."
Mullroy: "You've seen it?"
Murtogg: "Yes."
Mullroy: "You haven't seen it."
Murtogg: "Yes, I have."

Mullroy: "You don't have permission to be aboard there, Mate."
Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp): "I'm sorry, it's just, it's such a pretty boat, ship."

Murtogg: "What's your name?"
Jack Sparrow: "Smith. Or Smithy, if you like."
Mullroy: "What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"
Murtogg: "Yeah, and no lies."
Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."
Murtogg: "I said no lies."
Mullroy: ""I think he's telling the truth."
Murtogg: "If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
Jack: "Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

Mullroy: "I never would have thought of that."
Jack: "Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

Norrington (Jack Davenport): "Well, well, Jack Sparrow, isn't it?"
Jack: "Captain Jack Sparrow if you please, sir."
Norrington: "Well, I don't see your ship, Captain."
Jack: "I'm in the market, as it were."

Norrington: "You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
Jack: "But you have heard of me."

Elizabeth: "Pirate or not, this man saved my life."
Norrington: "One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness."
Jack: "But it seems enough to condemn him."

Jack: "Easy on the goods, Darling."

Jack: "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

Governor Weatherby: "Now, will you shoot him?"
Norrington: "Open fire!"

Jack: "Do you hink this wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate."

Jack: "That is a wonderful trick. Except, once again, you are between me and my way out and now, you have no weapon."

Jack: "That is a wonderful trick."

Jack: "Who makes all these?"
Will Turner (Orlando Bloom): "I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl, mate."

Jack: "Perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"

Will: "I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!"

Will: "You cheated."
Jack: "Pirate."

Jack: "Move away."
Will: "No."
Jack: "Please move."
Will: "No! I can not just step aside and let you escape."
Jack: "This shot is not meant for you."

Seedy Prisoner: "I've heard stories. She's been praying on ships and settlements for near 10 years. Never leaves any survivors."
Jack: "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

Pintel (Lee Arenberg): "Hello, chum."

Pintel: "You've got something of ours and it calls to us."

Pintel: "Hello, poppet."

Jack: "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

Jack: "That's very interesting."

Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush): "What is it that you want?"
Elizabeth: "I want you to leave and never come back."
Barbossa: "I'm disinclined to aquiesce to your request. Means no."

Jack: "How far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will: "I'd die for her."
Jack: "Oh, good. No worries then."

Will: "This is either madness or brilliance."
Jack: "It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

Jack: "Everyone stay calm. We are taking over this ship."

Will: "You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you."
Jack: "Then that's not much incentment to fight fair then, is it?"

Jack: "(gets slapped in the face) Not sure I deserved that."

Jack: "(gets slapped in the face) I may have deserved that."

Mr. Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin McNally): "Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!"

Barbossa: "What are you lookin' at? Back to work!"

Will: "(Jack gets slapped in the face) I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?"
Jack: "No, that one I deserved."

Jack: "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

Pintel: "You're supposed to be dead."
Jack: "Am I not?"

Jack: "Palulay. Palu-li-la-la-lulu. Parlili. Parsnip, parsley, partner, partner."
Ragetti (Mackenzie Crook): "Parley?"
Jack: "That's the one! Parley! Parley!"
Pintel: "Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up parley!"
Jack: "That would be the French."

Jack: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

Jack: "That's not very nice."

Elizabeth: "You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
Jack: "Welcome to the caribbean, love."

Jack: "I love this song!"

Jack: "Really bad eggs!"

Jack: "No, not good! Stop, not good!"

Jack: "What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum."
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."
Jack: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?"
Jack: "But, why is the rum gone?"

Jack: "But, why is the rum gone?"

Jack: "Must've been terrible for you to you to be trapped here, Jack. Must've been terrible for you-- Well, it bloody is now!"

Jack: "There'll be no living with her after this."

Jack: "A wedding. I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

Will: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack: "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

Barbossa: "I want Fifty percent of your plunder!"
Jack: "Fifteen!"
Barbossa: "Fourty!"
Jack: "Twenty-Five! And I'll buy you the hat. A really big one, Commodore."

Jack: "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

Barbossa: "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here they're be monsters."

Jack: "That's interesting."

Pintel: "They're stealing our ship."
Ragetti: "Bloody pirates!"

Jack: "If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

Jack: "Drink up, me harties, yo ho!"