All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
isntitfunny.wav(75K) isntitfunny.mp3(75K) isntitfunny.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
The Caller (Kiefer Sutherland): "Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?"
hurtfeelings.wav(27K) hurtfeelings.mp3(27K) hurtfeelings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "I hope you realize how you've hurt my feelings."
donteven.wav(27K) donteven.mp3(27K) donteven.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "Don't even think about leaving that phone booth."
obeyme.wav(19K) obeyme.mp3(19K) obeyme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "You're going to learn to obey me."
gethurt.wav(54K) gethurt.mp3(54K) gethurt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "It's not in your best interests to disconnect me. Someone could get hurt."
attention.wav(34K) attention.mp3(34K) attention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu Shepard (Collin Farrell): "Tell me what you want."
Caller: "I want your complete attention."
cliche.wav(140K) cliche.mp3(140K) cliche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "You don't have to hunt me down and crush me. I can't get work in this town as it is. I've done some off Broadways, some off Manhatten plays, but that dried up. Now I wait tables, clean toilets, anything I can to make rent. I'm a walking cliche."
otherhand.wav(215K) otherhand.mp3(215K) otherhand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Felicia (Paula Jai Parker): "Come on man you can't take up the whole bleeping booth. This here's about business."
Stu: "Look, this is not the only phoone in New York."
Felicia: "This aint no... It's the only one on eighth avenue that's working now."
Stu: "Bullbleep! Go in a resturant or something, but get lost."
Felicia: "Motherbleeper this is my phone! Get.. bleepdamnit man, you done made me hurt my dick hand."
Stu: "Oh, I'm sure as you're just as good with the other hand."
iwillkillyou.wav(68K) iwillkillyou.mp3(68K) iwillkillyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Look, thot's it' this mind bleep is over."
Caller: "Stu, if you hang up I will kill you."
cocked.wav(256K) cocked.mp3(256K) cocked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "Now, doesn't that just torque your jaws? I love that. You know, just like in the movies, when the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now, why didn't he have it cocked? Because, that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?"
hostile.wav(49K) hostile.mp3(49K) hostile.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "So long as you don't take what would be interpreted as a hostile action, you should be safe."
imbusy.wav(95K) imbusy.mp3(95K) imbusy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Captain Ed Ramey (Forest Whitaker): "Sir, I'm ordering you to fully comply!"
Stu: "Look, I'm busy, all right, comeback later!"
Caller: "Very god Stu."
theorders.wav(27K) theorders.mp3(27K) theorders.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "I give the orders here Stu, Don't I?"
withmyhead.wav(22K) withmyhead.mp3(22K) withmyhead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Look, stop bleeping with my head, please!"
firstname.wav(88K) firstname.mp3(88K) firstname.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Captain Ramey: "So now, can you... Can you at least give me your first name... Just your first name?"
Caller: "Don't tell him."
Stu: "It's my right not to have any first name."
lunatic.wav(38K) lunatic.mp3(38K) lunatic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Yeah, very good, go home you bleeping lunatic!"
whatyouwant.wav(96K) whatyouwant.mp3(96K) whatyouwant.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Just tell me what the bleep you want from me, anything you want."
Caller: "Oh, hello, there you are. I thought I was talking to myself agian."
Stu: "Anything you want, I'll do it, just tell me."
thisgame.wav(268K) thisgame.mp3(268K) thisgame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "all right, look, I've done what you asked. That's it, I've had enough of this game."
Caller: "I haven't"
Stu: "You said you would let us go."
Caller: "I changed my mind."
Stu: "You miserable bleep, you can't do this. You can't do this to me. Look, I took all your bleep. I did everything you bleeping asked."
: "All right, you lied to me, now I'm done with this game. I've bleeping had enough. You can go bleep yourself, later." (Hangs up the phone)"
coward.wav(13K) coward.mp3(13K) coward.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "You bleeping coward."
tantrum.wav(87K) tantrum.mp3(87K) tantrum.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "Hi Stu! Now, you've had your little tantrum, and you said some things in anger that I am willing to forget."
phonecalls.wav(30K) phonecalls.mp3(30K) phonecalls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sergeant Cole (Richard T. Jones): "Captain, what the bleep is up with all the phone calls man?"
gotthechance.wav(54K) gotthechance.mp3(54K) gotthechance.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "You'd shoot me if you got the chance, wouldn't you?"
Stu: "With a big bleeping smile on my face."
stopthis.wav(44K) stopthis.mp3(44K) stopthis.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Stop this, I can't take this anymore."
beaman.wav(47K) beaman.mp3(47K) beaman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "Get up Stuart!"
Stu: "I... I..."
Caller: "Stand up and be a man. You're embarassing yourself."
ahuman.wav(109K) ahuman.mp3(109K) ahuman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sergeant Cole: "If he's using that secure line, we won't know anything more than we know now."
Captain Ramey: "Say he didn't. Let's just assume that he's a human, makes mistakes just like all of us. I need to get that number. I'm wa... I've been waiting for that number."
mybooth.wav(167K) mybooth.mp3(167K) mybooth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "Look, I already told you, this is a private conversation. Now, what the bleep do you want!"
Captain Ramey: "I want to let you know that it's safe outside the booth."
Caller: "No it's not."
Stu: "It's always get out of the booth, you can't stay in the... I like it in the bleeping booth. All right, it's my whole world now. This is my booth, and I'm not coming out ever. All right, never!"
onelousy.wav(40K) onelousy.mp3(40K) onelousy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stu: "All I wanted to make was a phone call, one lousy phone call."
Caller: "That's enough Stu."
isntitfunny2.wav(115K) isntitfunny2.mp3(115K) isntitfunny2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Caller: "Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it?"