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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


religiousman.wav(297K) religiousman.mp3(297K) religiousman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A short clip from "Religious Man (I am I am)" by Mister Loco)"


religiousman2.wav(102K) religiousman2.mp3(102K) religiousman2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(Another short clip from "Religious Man (I am I am)" by Mister Loco)"


forsometoast.wav(83K) forsometoast.mp3(83K) forsometoast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho (Jack Black): "Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast."


muchamuchacha.wav(266K) muchamuchacha.mp3(266K) muchamuchacha.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A short clip from Mucha Muchacha by Juan Garcia Esquivel)"


livedagoodlife.wav(448K) livedagoodlife.mp3(448K) livedagoodlife.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Thank you for coming here today. This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden, and... a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace. (The old man pulls the blanket off his face and the coins fall off his eyes. Then Nacho gasps in fear.)"




mmgoodtoast.wav(46K) mmgoodtoast.mp3(46K) mmgoodtoast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Mm, good toast."


converteachother.wav(170K) converteachother.mp3(170K) converteachother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia and my father, a deacon from Mexico. They tried to convert each other, but they got married instead. And then they died."


thenittygritty.wav(47K) thenittygritty.mp3(47K) thenittygritty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty."


myfavorite.wav(334K) myfavorite.mp3(334K) myfavorite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Who is this Encarnación?"
Sister Encarnación (Ana de la Reguera): "Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, play volleyball..."
Nacho: "You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day."


aboutthegospel.wav(56K) aboutthegospel.mp3(56K) aboutthegospel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "And they don't think I know a bunch of crap about the Gospel, but I do."


thelordschips.wav(171K) thelordschips.mp3(171K) thelordschips.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Señor Ramon (Enrique Muñoz): "What is this?"
Nacho: "Leftovers, enjoy."
Señor Ramon: "There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?"
Nacho: "Somebody stole them."
Señor Ramon: "Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?"


betterduty.wav(304K) betterduty.mp3(304K) betterduty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elderly Monk (Rafael Montalvo): "This is the worst lunch I ever had."
Señor Ramon: "Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
Nacho: "Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty."


takeiteasy.wav(28K) takeiteasy.mp3(28K) takeiteasy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Mucho take it easy! I need your help."


firstineedaman.wav(85K) firstineedaman.mp3(85K) firstineedaman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Listen to me! Today, I have the chance of a lifetime, but first I need a man."
Esqueleto (Héctor Jiménez): "Get off me! (He slaps him)"


tasteoftheglory.wav(58K) tasteoftheglory.mp3(58K) tasteoftheglory.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?"
Esqueleto: "No!"


anacondasqueeze.wav(37K) anacondasqueeze.mp3(37K) anacondasqueeze.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Anaconda squeeze!"


thatonetime.wav(146K) thatonetime.mp3(146K) thatonetime.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"
Esqueleto: "Yeah. And I saw them knock you unconscious, alright?"


stretchypants.wav(141K) stretchypants.mp3(141K) stretchypants.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Chancho. When you are a man sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."


salvationandstuff.wav(65K) salvationandstuff.mp3(65K) salvationandstuff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "I'm a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff."


bubblegum.wav(782K) bubblegum.mp3(782K) bubblegum.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of "Bubblegum" performed by Mister Loco)"


nottowrestle.wav(581K) nottowrestle.mp3(581K) nottowrestle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."
Chancho (Darius Rose): "So you've never wrestled?"
Nacho: "Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy. Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic."


funtowrestle.wav(200K) funtowrestle.mp3(200K) funtowrestle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."


makesomesoup.wav(328K) makesomesoup.mp3(328K) makesomesoup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic."


mylifeisgood.wav(43K) mylifeisgood.mp3(43K) mylifeisgood.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "My life is good. Really good."


readsomebooks.wav(57K) readsomebooks.mp3(57K) readsomebooks.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Go. Go away! Read some books!"


recreationclothes.wav(102K) recreationclothes.mp3(102K) recreationclothes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sister Encarnación: "Where is your robe, Ignacio? "
Nacho: "It was stinky. But these are my recreation clothes."


nucleus.wav(168K) nucleus.mp3(168K) nucleus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath a man we find his nucleus."
Sister Encarnación: "Nucleus?"
Nacho: "Yes."


seenthesemoves.wav(99K) seenthesemoves.mp3(99K) seenthesemoves.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Okay. You ready? You messed with the wrong guy this time. You ever seen these moves? Huh? You see these moves?"


getthatcorn.wav(52K) getthatcorn.mp3(52K) getthatcorn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Esqueleto: "Surprise."
Nacho: "Get that corn outta my face!"


likeafool.wav(72K) likeafool.mp3(72K) likeafool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "I looked like a fool last night! What took you so long?! Phbbbbt!"


iwannawin.wav(46K) iwannawin.mp3(46K) iwannawin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!"


dangexciting.wav(254K) dangexciting.mp3(254K) dangexciting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest. Here we have the corn. The best in the city. It's delicious. That is where I get the day-old chips, over in a secret place. And that is a crazy lady. So now you got a little taste of what I do. It's pretty dang exciting, huh?"


theyaremypjs.wav(132K) theyaremypjs.mp3(132K) theyaremypjs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sister Encarnación: "I've been looking for you. Where have you been?"
Nacho: "I've been here. I've been sleeping."
Sister Encarnación: "In a frilly shirt and slacks?"
Nacho: "They are my PJs."


thewrongidea.wav(91K) thewrongidea.mp3(91K) thewrongidea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Sister Encarnación: "Can I come in?"
Nacho: "No, people might get the wrong idea about you. Like maybe you are a floozy."


letgomyblouse.wav(28K) letgomyblouse.mp3(28K) letgomyblouse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Hey, let go my blouse."


singingattheparty.wav(484K) singingattheparty.mp3(484K) singingattheparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "(Singing at the Party)"


suckstobeme.wav(17K) suckstobeme.mp3(17K) suckstobeme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Sucks to be me right now!"


arealdouche.wav(87K) arealdouche.mp3(87K) arealdouche.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him. But it turns out he's a real douche."


stinkywarrior.wav(139K) stinkywarrior.mp3(139K) stinkywarrior.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior? Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants?"


ismellcookies.wav(13K) ismellcookies.mp3(13K) ismellcookies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "I smell cookies."


thisisforbidden.wav(35K) thisisforbidden.mp3(35K) thisisforbidden.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Elderly Monk: "No. This is forbidden."


nippletwist.wav(34K) nippletwist.mp3(34K) nippletwist.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "Nipple twist!"


youcantwinemall.wav(16K) youcantwinemall.mp3(16K) youcantwinemall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "You can't win 'em all."


fromthevillage.wav(44K) fromthevillage.mp3(44K) fromthevillage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "How did you find me here? "
Esqueleto: "I saw you from the village. (He points to the village about fifty yards away.)"


bruisedhisbunions.wav(46K) bruisedhisbunions.mp3(46K) bruisedhisbunions.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Esqueleto: "Silencio bruised his bunions. They are swollen really hard."


isthenumberone.wav(202K) isthenumberone.mp3(202K) isthenumberone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Ramses Trainer (Julio Escalero): "Ramses is the number one. His legs are number one. His eyes are number one. His muscles are number one. Ramses is the number one."


thefantasy.wav(593K) thefantasy.mp3(593K) thefantasy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "(Nacho singing the Encarnación Song performed by Jack Black)"


highfive.wav(38K) highfive.mp3(38K) highfive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "High five. (Ramses slaps his hand away) Take it easy."


saintbehindtheglass.wav(923K) saintbehindtheglass.mp3(923K) saintbehindtheglass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of "Saint Behind the Glass" performed by Los Lobos")"


papas.wav(1710K) papas.mp3(1710K) papas.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of "Papas" performed by Mister Loco)"


forbiddennectar.wav(1896K) forbiddennectar.mp3(1896K) forbiddennectar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Nacho: "(A clip of "Forbidden Nectar" performed by Jack Black)"

 
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