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question.wav(129K) question.mp3(129K) question.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Customs Agent: "How long will you be staying in this country sir?"
Wallace Richie (Bill Murray): "That's a very good question."
Customs Agent: "Yes, I thought so too."
Wallace: "I'd like to see everything but, not have people know that I'm a tourist."
which_door.wav(24K) which_door.mp3(24K) which_door.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Which door is England?"
pocket_rocket.wav(57K) pocket_rocket.mp3(57K) pocket_rocket.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Oh look at you, you're a sweet little pocket rocket. What fun."
blow2head.wav(44K) blow2head.mp3(44K) blow2head.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
James Richie (Peter Gallagher): "I never thought anybody could forget so much so fast without a severe blow to the head."
go_back.wav(96K) go_back.mp3(96K) go_back.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Alright, just go back to give me your money or whatever the heck."
Mugger #1 (Eddi Marsran): "Just give me the money or I'll cut you."
Wallace: "Alright, let me just do my line first ok."
decent.wav(194K) decent.mp3(194K) decent.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "You know it's getting that decent people can't even go out on the street anymore without scum like you trying to step on whatever's decent in this world. Well you know something? Your type are just gonna be the kind of crap that sticks to the bottom of a good man's loafer."
nutter.wav(115K) nutter.mp3(115K) nutter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Would you please take this wallet and let's go on to the next scene ok."
Mugger #1: "Yeah."
Mugger #2 (Tat Whalley): "Take the money"
Mugger #1: "You take it. He's a bloody nutter."
do_it.wav(51K) do_it.mp3(51K) do_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "I got to do the scene with the girl now."
James: "Great, do it with the girl and have a wonderful time. See you later."
both.wav(43K) both.mp3(43K) both.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori (Joanne Whalley-Kilmer): "What are you CIA, Mafia?"
martini.wav(43K) martini.mp3(43K) martini.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori: "Are you going to bring me that martini or do I have to suck it out of the glass from here?"
silly.wav(44K) silly.mp3(44K) silly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori: "Do you think I look silly in this outfit? I could take it off if you'd like."
request.wav(120K) request.mp3(120K) request.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori: "Then do I get a last reuest?"
Wallace: "You mean like a cigarette or something?"
Lori: "I had something more substantial in mind."
Wallace: "A cigar?"
name.wav(46K) name.mp3(46K) name.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori: "Spencer what?"
Wallace: "They just said Spencer"
letters.wav(158K) letters.mp3(158K) letters.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "She told me about the letters."
Minister of Defence: "Letters, what letters?"
Wallace: "The letters, she told me about them. I know all about the letters. How do you think I know? She told me. That's how I found out."
price.wav(190K) price.mp3(190K) price.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Minister of Defence: "Just name your space."
Wallace: "Ok, um 20."
Minister of Defence: "20?"
Minister of Defence: "50? I'll have to make a call."
Wallace: "Get away from that phone. (shoots the phone)"
punk.wav(94K) punk.mp3(94K) punk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Alright punk, I guess the question you have to ask yourself is do I feel lucky. Well punk, do you?"
tear.wav(153K) tear.mp3(153K) tear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Was that a tear? How do you people do it? Did you poke yourself in the eye or are you thinking right now my dog is dead?"
twisted.wav(17K) twisted.mp3(17K) twisted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Lori: "You are so twisted."
disaster.wav(51K) disaster.mp3(51K) disaster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sir Roger Daggenhurst (Richard Wilson II): "Disaster, disaster, he knows every detail."
missed.wav(56K) missed.mp3(56K) missed.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Oh my god, what have I done? From three feet I missed you."
problem.wav(23K) problem.mp3(23K) problem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sir Roger Daggenhurst: "I think we may have a bit of a problem."
real_car.wav(74K) real_car.mp3(74K) real_car.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "They give you a real car chase. You get to smash down stuff. You guys can't be making a dime on this."
all_my_life.wav(112K) all_my_life.mp3(112K) all_my_life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "All my life I've wanted to do this (runs over a bunch of road cones)."
Policeman 1: "I've always wanted to do that."
Policeman 2: "Yeah, me too."
95.wav(98K) 95.mp3(98K) 95.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Policeman 1: "You want to tell me what you think you were doing sir?"
Wallace: "Well, back in the straitaway, 95. I could have gone faster but, I'd would have lost you."
license.wav(46K) license.mp3(46K) license.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Policeman 1: "Can I see your driving license sir?"
Wallace: "No you may NOT!"
downside.wav(187K) downside.mp3(187K) downside.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Policeman 1: "So, what's the pay like then?"
Wallace: "They pay all yor expences, you're licensed to kill, but there's a downside."
Policeman 1: "What's that?"
car.wav(114K) car.mp3(114K) car.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Policeman 1: "It's not much of a car they given you though is it?"
Wallace: "Oh, it's a piece of crap. I got an Astin Martin, but I've had trouble with the surface to air missles, so it's in the shop. "
blockbuster.wav(158K) blockbuster.mp3(158K) blockbuster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Boris (Alfred Molina): "Who you are looking for?"
Wallace: "Blockbuster Video, Des Moins, Iowa."
Boris: "Who you are looking for?"
Wallace: "Blockbuster Video, Des Moins, Iowa."
Boris: "Damn, they've trained him so well."
pen.wav(23K) pen.mp3(23K) pen.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Interrigator: "Opps, is real pen."
time_out1.wav(154K) time_out1.mp3(154K) time_out1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Time out! I hate to break out of character, but you cannot shout into a persons ear. It does damage. The spitting I don't mind but..."
window.wav(67K) window.mp3(67K) window.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Why do you always have to go out the window? It's more dramatic I guess, but it's kind of a Starsky and Hutch thing isn't it?"
like_it.wav(26K) like_it.mp3(26K) like_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "I glad you came. I think you're gonna like it."
not_much.wav(97K) not_much.mp3(97K) not_much.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "(bad guys shoot at him) You missed. You missed again. Not by much though."
time_out2.wav(84K) time_out2.mp3(84K) time_out2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Hold it, time out. Time Out! I got something in my eye jackoff."
fun.wav(68K) fun.mp3(68K) fun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "Yeah, you had your fun, and he got his head sent home in a freezer bag."
electricity.wav(33K) electricity.mp3(33K) electricity.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin (Geraldine James): "Let's have a little funn with electricity. Shall we?"
man_god.wav(12K) man_god.mp3(12K) man_god.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Boris: "The man is a god."
lumps.wav(48K) lumps.mp3(48K) lumps.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Waiter: "CAn I get you some tea old chap?"
Waiter: "One lump or two?"
James: "No lumps."
superstar.wav(257K) superstar.mp3(257K) superstar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Wallace: "I would like fresh flowers in my room, rare tropical flowers that smell good, and ice in my dressing room, which should be a palace and so should Lori's be a palace, and I want a dressing room for my pet bloodhound, and Lori's poodle. They can bunk in together, but there had better be fresh flowers in there, and ice."
hits.wav(148K) hits.mp3(148K) hits.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Secret Agent: "Just so long as you produce the hits."
Wallace: "I'l do six a week."
Secret Agent: "Six?"
Wallace: "No, not Six, Five, but one of them will be for free. I want to do kids or old people one day a week."