All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).

cold_war.wav(31K) cold_war.mp3(31K) cold_war.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jeb Walker (Lennie James): "This cold war just got hotter."

suicide.wav(28K) suicide.mp3(28K) suicide.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jeb: "It's another mutant suicide squad"

buys_beer.wav(34K) buys_beer.mp3(34K) buys_beer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Major Don West (Matt LeBlanc): "Ok, the last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer."

mission.wav(12K) mission.mp3(12K) mission.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Penny Robinson (Lacey Chabert): "This mission sucks!"

ground_me.wav(21K) ground_me.mp3(21K) ground_me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Penny: "What's she going to do, ground me?"

babysitting.wav(19K) babysitting.mp3(19K) babysitting.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "It's a babysitting job, sir."

life.wav(57K) life.mp3(57K) life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John Robinson (William Hurt): "In two decades, the earth will be unable to support human life."

me.wav(67K) me.mp3(67K) me.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Judy Robinson (Heather Graham): "Who was it who said that those who can't think, fight? I think that it was me."

cold_fish.wav(32K) cold_fish.mp3(32K) cold_fish.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "That's one cold fish I'd love to thaw."

directives.wav(104K) directives.mp3(104K) directives.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Robot is online. Reviewing primary directives. 1) Preserve the Robinson family. 2) Maintain the ships systems..."

online.wav(44K) online.mp3(44K) online.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Robot is online. Reviewing primary directives."

around.wav(31K) around.mp3(31K) around.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maureen Robinson (Mimi Rogers): "Ok, that's it. I'm turning this space ship right around."

tucked_in.wav(56K) tucked_in.mp3(56K) tucked_in.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Mission control, this is Jupiter 1. The Robinsons are all tucked in. We are ready to fly."

family.wav(25K) family.mp3(25K) family.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Destroy Robinson family!"

destroy.wav(13K) destroy.mp3(13K) destroy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Destroy!"

mistake.wav(32K) mistake.mp3(32K) mistake.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "That was a mistake."

power_down.wav(65K) power_down.mp3(65K) power_down.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will Robinson (Jack Johnson): "Robot."
Robot: "Robot is online, standing by."
Will: "Return to docking bay and powerdown."

off_course.wav(21K) off_course.mp3(21K) off_course.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "We are way off course."

round_ball.wav(44K) round_ball.mp3(44K) round_ball.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "We're caught in the sun's gravitational pull."
Don: "Is that what that big round ball is?"

alert.wav(15K) alert.mp3(15K) alert.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Computer: "Alert"

rerooting_error.wav(15K) rerooting_error.mp3(15K) rerooting_error.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Computer: "Rerooting error."

crashing.wav(15K) crashing.mp3(15K) crashing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "The systems are crashing."

monster1.wav(36K) monster1.mp3(36K) monster1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dr. Smith (Gary Oldman): "You can't kill the man without becomint the monster."

lost.wav(35K) lost.mp3(35K) lost.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Penny: "We're lost, aren't we?"

fun.wav(43K) fun.mp3(43K) fun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Well, if there's no time for fun Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?"

married.wav(77K) married.mp3(77K) married.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "Have you noticed that you take the oposite position to whatever I say?"
Maureen: "Of couse I do, we're married."

anomaly.wav(39K) anomaly.mp3(39K) anomaly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Computer: "Alert, spacial anomaly in progress."

excuse.wav(20K) excuse.mp3(20K) excuse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Give me an excuse to kill you."

dont.wav(25K) dont.mp3(25K) dont.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Don't even think about it."

mom_says.wav(23K) mom_says.mp3(23K) mom_says.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Mom says get the hell out of there."

stand_clear.wav(14K) stand_clear.mp3(14K) stand_clear.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Stand clear!"

picnic.wav(52K) picnic.mp3(52K) picnic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Oh, this is a fun picnic. First yelow aliens and now giant spiders."

pull_up.wav(41K) pull_up.mp3(41K) pull_up.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "Pull up. Pull up!"
Don: "Really, no kidding, thanks."

sarcasm.wav(222K) sarcasm.mp3(222K) sarcasm.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "My god Smith, you're right. How could I have been so blind. I'll just run and get you a gun so we can hijack the ship. Ok?"
Dr. Smith: "Sarcasm is the recouse of a weak mind."
Don: "I'm hiding the pain."

joystick.wav(26K) joystick.mp3(26K) joystick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Judy: "Why don't you just hang on to your joystick?"

thinking.wav(138K) thinking.mp3(138K) thinking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Listen Doc, I'm thinking this is your basic kiss for luck occasion. Would't you agree?"
Judy: "Thinking, that's not really your strong suit is it?"

motor_controls.wav(38K) motor_controls.mp3(38K) motor_controls.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Systems error, robot unable to locate motor controls."

systems_error.wav(13K) systems_error.mp3(13K) systems_error.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Systems error"

nightmare.wav(22K) nightmare.mp3(22K) nightmare.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "What kind a nightmare is this."

when.wav(38K) when.mp3(38K) when.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Where the hell are we?"
John: "No Major, the question is when the hell are we."

danger1.wav(22K) danger1.mp3(22K) danger1.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Danger Will Robinson, danger."

children.wav(18K) children.mp3(18K) children.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dr. Smith: "I loathe children."

intelligence.wav(103K) intelligence.mp3(103K) intelligence.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

: "Oh bleep."
: "A boy of your intelligence should never swear. Oh bleep."

breathing.wav(14K) breathing.mp3(14K) breathing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Damn, he's stil breathing."

danger2.wav(14K) danger2.mp3(14K) danger2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Danger Will Robinson"

forget.wav(44K) forget.mp3(44K) forget.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Spider Smith: "Let's forget the past."

god.wav(80K) god.mp3(80K) god.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Spider Smith: "Look at me. I am no mear man. I am a god!"

monster2.wav(56K) monster2.mp3(56K) monster2.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

John: "You know you were right. I could never kill the man but, I can kill the monster."

tatoo.wav(22K) tatoo.mp3(22K) tatoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "I'm gonna get your name tatooed right here."

greetings.wav(12K) greetings.mp3(12K) greetings.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Robot: "Greetings!"

felt_good.wav(97K) felt_good.mp3(97K) felt_good.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dr. Smith: "We're doomed! We're doomed!"
Don: "(He knocks Smith out.) Huh, boy that felt good."

hope.wav(23K) hope.mp3(23K) hope.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Don: "Targeting Alpah Prime, I hope."

cool.wav(6K) cool.mp3(6K) cool.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Will: "Cool."