All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
legs.wav(119K) legs.mp3(119K) legs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude Banks (Martin Lawrence): "I'm here with my girl. You got to leave me with something."
Thug: "How about your legs?"
Claude: "My lges, oh those are good. Oh yeah, thats good. I'll keep the legs."
negro_pies.wav(119K) negro_pies.mp3(119K) negro_pies.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Waitress: "These are whites only pies."
Claude: "Well, do you have any negro pies?"
Rayford Gibson (Eddie Murphy): "Hey claude, com on now. This woman don't have no recipe to no negro pies. How would... where would she get that recipe?"
watch.wav(312K) watch.mp3(312K) watch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "bleep that cheap ass watch man! I appologize. You gotta stop somewhere, you're right Ray."
Ray: "One more, one more again and I take all your fronts out I swear. See how you go back to New York, (whistling) that's how your gonna be all the way back in the car."
Claude: "I'm sorry."
Ray: "bleep that, say something about the watch Claude. Bring up the watch. In fact, just bring up watch."
Ray: "Look like you fixin' to make your mouth up to say watch, if I see you W, I'll woop your ass."
Claude: "Ray Ray."
Ray: "In fact, don't even say watch anymore. You can't say watch around me. Say little clock or some bleep. You say watch, I'm gonna just dive on you."
looks_dead.wav(66K) looks_dead.mp3(66K) looks_dead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Billy Bob: "Fella looks like he's dead."
: "No no no, he's not dead, He's drunk."
life.wav(10K) life.mp3(10K) life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Judge (James D. Brubaker): "Life!"
gun_line.wav(321K) gun_line.mp3(321K) gun_line.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sergeant Dillard (Nick Cassavetes): "This is the gun line. It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line. If you step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot. You trip and fal over the gun line, you will be shot. You spit, you pee, you so much as stick you johnson out over the gun line, you will be shot."
own_your_ass.wav(69K) own_your_ass.mp3(69K) own_your_ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sergeant Dillard: "You prisoners are now the property of the state of Mississippi. Whick is to say, I own your ass."
slap_black.wav(20K) slap_black.mp3(20K) slap_black.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hoppin' Bob (Brent Jennings): "I'll slap the black off your ass."
hand.wav(40K) hand.mp3(40K) hand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jangle Leg (Bernie Mac): "Your hand nice and supple, like a lady"
push_button.wav(28K) push_button.mp3(28K) push_button.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "If you push my button, there's no telling what I may do."
stab_choke.wav(58K) stab_choke.mp3(58K) stab_choke.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Stab you, choke you, bite you, I mean whatever it takes to make a motherbleeper stop existing, I will do that."
fooling.wav(26K) fooling.mp3(26K) fooling.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "i wish this spoon was sharp. I'd stab a nigger right now."
bit_2_death.wav(14K) bit_2_death.mp3(14K) bit_2_death.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "I bit one motherbleeper to death."
BLEEP_with.wav(32K) BLEEP_with.mp3(32K) BLEEP_with.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Don't bleep with us."
Claude: "No, you don't really want to bleep with us."
press_wrong.wav(22K) press_wrong.mp3(22K) press_wrong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Press the wrong button, a nigger pop."
clip_toenails.wav(35K) clip_toenails.mp3(35K) clip_toenails.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "If you let him have your corn bread, your gonna be ironing his drawers and clipping his toenails.."
consequences.wav(38K) consequences.mp3(38K) consequences.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "You bleep around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions."
playing.wav(38K) playing.mp3(38K) playing.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Hoppin' Bob: "Don't be playing with yourselves. You gotta work in the morning."
hey_boss.wav(18K) hey_boss.mp3(18K) hey_boss.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Hey boss, he aint working."
soft.wav(267K) soft.mp3(267K) soft.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "Don't no man call me soft. I hate that alright."
Ray: "Let me slow you down, cause I'm a man and I called you soft first of all. I don't like you swelling all up. What's all the swell up bleep? What's that about? What you taking all this air for Claude? What you felling huh? What's on your mind huh? What you gonna put your chin up? That mean something to me? Cause I said soft? Cause I said soft? So what? I'll say... I'll spell it. s o f Capitol T softt. How you like that? What you gonna do Claude? What you gonna do huh?"
retard_mistakes.wav(34K) retard_mistakes.mp3(34K) retard_mistakes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "That might have been one of those retard mistakes."
jam_start.wav(60K) jam_start.mp3(60K) jam_start.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "It's alright to glance occasionally, but you're staring like you want to go up and just jam your... and star bleepin'."
pappy.wav(10K) pappy.mp3(10K) pappy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jangle Leg: "I'm the pappy."
blissfull.wav(71K) blissfull.mp3(71K) blissfull.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Well, my goodness, after all these years of blissfull silence, I forgot how annoying the sound of your voices is."
plan.wav(575K) plan.mp3(575K) plan.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "I know you, and I know when you got something brewin'. I know it."
Claude: "What I got brewin'? What I got brewin' Ray?"
Ray: "You tell me."
Claude: "You done lost your damn mind Ray. I can't believe..."
Ray: "I don't care what you believe. I dont care what you believe. Cause, I know you got something up your sleve nigger."
Claude: "You think I'm gonna say up arguing with you all night? Your cutting into my sleeping time. Ok kiss my ass and goodnight."
Ray: "Go to sleep nigger, I hope... and I hope it's the long one."
Ray: "Why you so concerned with me going to sleep?"
Ray: "I'm gonna go to sleep."
Claude: "Goodnight Ray"
Ray: "Why you go to sleep? Why for I can't sit here and look at your ass and wonder what you got up your sleve."
Claude: "Yeah I got something brewin'. I got an ass woopin' brewin' for you if you don't stop bleepin' with me."
Ray: "Is that right?"
Claude: "That's right Ray!"
Ray: "Sleep tight nigger. Yeah, bleep you too."
Claude: "Yeah, I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of yours."
Ray: "Yeah well, if I do... if I do, then I'll put the sheets on you. How you like that?"
piss_on.wav(97K) piss_on.mp3(97K) piss_on.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Claude: "Now, don't touch this car."
Ray: "I'll piss on the motherbleeper, I ain't gonna touch it. I'll piss on it."
Claude: "Why you got to say nasty bleep Ray?"
Ray: "Because I'm a nasty motherbleeper."
ass.wav(284K) ass.mp3(284K) ass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "I wouldn't put that in my nose if I was you. You know how they get that in here don't you?"
Clude: "Tell them how they get it in."
Ray: "People smuggle it in, in their ass. I ain't lying, I know the motherbleepers that bring it in here. That came out of somebodys bleephole, so go on enjoy."
Young Cellmate: "Oh man, whatever."
Ray: "I know, if I got to get high, I have to smell some bleep, I ain't gonna have none. That ain't high. That's low. That cocaine, heroine, marijuana, all that bleep, they bring it all in their ass."
cell_phone.wav(88K) cell_phone.mp3(88K) cell_phone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "(ring) Hold on let me get that. (ring) Yeah, I know it's 1932. Yeah, I'm the first one to have this."
aint_daddys.wav(25K) aint_daddys.mp3(25K) aint_daddys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Hey, this aint my daddy's watch."