All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
impaleme.wav(31K) impaleme.mp3(31K) impaleme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid (John Leguizmo): "Don't let them impale me please, I want to live!"
sinkhole.wav(206K) sinkhole.mp3(206K) sinkhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred (Ray Romano): "Okay look, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth."
Sid: "That's right you loosers, you take one step and you're dead! (Sid throws a rock at the alleged sinhole.) You were bluffing huh?"
Manfred: "Yeah! Yeah, that was a bluff."
Rhinos (Cedric the Entertainer and Stephen Root): "Get 'em!"
troops.wav(31K) troops.mp3(31K) troops.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Soto (Goran Visnjic): "Alert the troops. We attack at dawn."
fire.wav(33K) fire.mp3(33K) fire.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "With my little stick and my highly evolved brain, (He pokes himself in the eye.) I shall creat fire."
annoy.wav(330K) annoy.mp3(330K) annoy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Any chance I could squeeze in there with you Manny old pal?"
Manfred: "Uh, isn't there someoneelse you can annoy: friends, family, poisonous reptiles?"
Sid: "Ah, my family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me. You should see what they did last year. I mean they woke up early and they ouietly tied my hands and feet, and they gagged me with a field mouse, and baracaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, went through water, so I'd loose their scent, and and and... Who needs them anyway?"
embarrasment.wav(28K) embarrasment.mp3(28K) embarrasment.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "You're an embarrasment to nature. Do you know that?"
gonnadie.wav(52K) gonnadie.mp3(52K) gonnadie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "This is cake. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm gonna die."
mealiar.wav(101K) mealiar.mp3(101K) mealiar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Oh yeah, nice try bucktooth!"
Diego (Denis Leary): "You calling me a liar?"
Sid: "I didn't say that."
Diego: "You were thinking it."
Sid: "I don't like this cat. He reads minds."
poofy.wav(106K) poofy.mp3(106K) poofy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "I mean it's hard to get fat on a vegan diet."
Manfred: "I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy."
Sid: "All right, you have fat hair. But, when you're ready to talk, I'm here."
disembowel.wav(44K) disembowel.mp3(44K) disembowel.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Well, look who it is? Don't you have some poor defenseless animal to disembowel?"
ifhepoops.wav(232K) ifhepoops.mp3(232K) ifhepoops.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies."
Manfred: "So, if he poops, where does it go?"
Sid: "Humans are disgusting."
Manfred: "Ok you, check for poop."
Sid: "Hey' why am I the poop checker?"
Manfred: "Because, returning the runt was your idea. Because, you're small and insignificant. And because, I'll pummel you if you don't!"
Sid: "Why else?"
Manfred: "Now Sid!"
threatening.wav(186K) threatening.mp3(186K) threatening.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Look at you, you're going to grow into a great predator. Huh, I don't think so. What do you got: a little patch of fur, no fangs, no claws, your folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?"
spitthatout.wav(137K) spitthatout.mp3(137K) spitthatout.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don,t know where it's been."
Sid: "Boy, fora second there, I actually thought you were going to eat me."
Diego: "I don't eat junk food."
finish_it.wav(50K) finish_it.mp3(50K) finish_it.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Don't make me reach back there."
Sid: "Yeah well, he started it."
Manfred: "I don't care who started it. I'll finish it."
movesloth.wav(145K) movesloth.mp3(145K) movesloth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Sid, the tiger found a short cut."
Sid: "No thanks, I choose life."
Diego: "Then, I suggest you take the short cut."
Sid: "Are you threatening me?"
Diego: "MOve Sloth!"
iceburg.wav(33K) iceburg.mp3(33K) iceburg.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Captain, iceburg ahead."
roundtwo.wav(53K) roundtwo.mp3(53K) roundtwo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Diego: "Whoa! Whoo! Yeah! Who's up for round two?"
keepup.wav(41K) keepup.mp3(41K) keepup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Come on, keep up with me."
Manfred: "I would if you were moving!"
wishgranted.wav(54K) wishgranted.mp3(54K) wishgranted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Wow, I wish I could jump like that."
Manfred: "Wish granted! (He kicks Sid over the crevice.)"
mumbles.wav(138K) mumbles.mp3(138K) mumbles.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Manny, Manny, Manny, you okay? Come on, come on, say something, anything!"
Manfred: "(Mumbles something.)"
Sid: "What? What? I can't hear you."
Manfred: "You're standing on my trunk."
Manfred: "(Gasps for air.)"
mammoth.wav(56K) mammoth.mp3(56K) mammoth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Zeke (Jack Black): "(Laughing) I can,t wait to get my claws in that mammoth!"
first.wav(145K) first.mp3(145K) first.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Zeke: "First, I,m gonna slice it's hindquarters into sections. I'm gonna put the white meat in one pile and the dark in another."
Saber-Tooth Tiger (Either Diedrich Bader or Alan Tudyk): "He, knock it off, I'm starving."
Zeke: "Next the shoulders, occasionally tough, but extremely juicy."
Saber-Tooth Tiger: "I told you to knock it off."
lordoftheflame.wav(94K) lordoftheflame.mp3(94K) lordoftheflame.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "From now on, you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord Of The Flame."
Manfred: "Hey Lord Of The Flame, your tail's on fire."
slalom.wav(34K) slalom.mp3(34K) slalom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Yeah, slalom, slalom baby!"
whoohoo.wav(16K) whoohoo.mp3(16K) whoohoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
fittest.wav(31K) fittest.mp3(31K) fittest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "Survival of the fittest!"
canttalk.wav(71K) canttalk.mp3(71K) canttalk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Diego: "Save your breath Sid, you know humans can't talk."
pickmeup.wav(187K) pickmeup.mp3(187K) pickmeup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Manfred: "Well, welcome back partner. Want a lift?"
Diego: "No thanks, I'v got to save whatever dignity I'v got left."
Sid: "You're hanging out with us now. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. But, I'll take that lift."
Manfred: "Yeah, climb aboard."
Sid: "Pick me up buddy. Yee-ha! Mush! Or not mush, either way."
attractive.wav(72K) attractive.mp3(72K) attractive.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Sid: "I'm telling you, I'll show you all my favorite watering holes. You know, I turn brown when the fungus in my fur drys out."
Manfred: "It sounds very attractive."