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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 22Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


reinforce.wav(174K) reinforce.mp3(80K) reinforce.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod Kimble (Andy Samberg): "Kevin, did we reinforce the take-off ramp?"
Kevin Powell (Jorma Taccone): "No, we didn't have time."
Rod: "Cool."


yourewierd.wav(320K) yourewierd.mp3(146K) yourewierd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Cathy (Britt Irvin): "Voltron?"
Dave: "That's me."
Cathy: "Oh, hi, Dave."
Dave: "How you doing, Cathy?"
Cathy: "Why'd you call yourself Voltron?"
Dave: "I don't know. Maybe 'cause it's super badass."
Cathy: "You're wierd."
Dave: "Hells yeah, I am."


lightthemoff.wav(111K) lightthemoff.mp3(51K) lightthemoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico (Danny McBride): "Yoo-hoo, shitheads. I just found a bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?"


yoo-hoo.wav(29K) yoo-hoo.mp3(14K) yoo-hoo.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "Yoo-hoo, shitheads."


dazzled.wav(59K) dazzled.mp3(28K) dazzled.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "Alright, boys, prepare to be dazzled."




ancestors.wav(140K) ancestors.mp3(64K) ancestors.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Ancestors protect me."
Kevin: "May they protect you."


youarepathetic.wav(68K) youarepathetic.mp3(32K) youarepathetic.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Frank Powell (Ian McShane): "You are pathetic!"


thevictim.wav(50K) thevictim.mp3(24K) thevictim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Frank: "Play the victim and you will be the victim."


ultimatepunch.wav(67K) ultimatepunch.mp3(31K) ultimatepunch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Very impressive. Ultimate punch!"


respectme.wav(155K) respectme.mp3(71K) respectme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "You'll see, Frank. One day, I'll punch you right in the face, and then you'll respect me."
Frank: "I'll believe it when I see it, muchacho."


lookpretty.wav(289K) lookpretty.mp3(132K) lookpretty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Denise (lsla Fisher): "Well, I gotta go. I gotta feed Buddy, but very nice to see you, Rod."
Rod: "Yeah, you too. You look pretty."
Denise: "What did you say?"
Rod: "Uh, I said you look shitty. Good night, Denise."


toolate.wav(322K) toolate.mp3(147K) toolate.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "All I want is to earn your respect, Frank. How can I do that if you won't fight me?"
Frank: "Well, maybe you should've thought of that before you sucked at being a man all you life."
Rod: "Oh, my God. I hate you so much, I just wanna smash your face in."
Frank: "Too late. I'm a dead man."


fightme.wav(82K) fightme.mp3(38K) fightme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "All I want is to earn your respect, Frank. How can I do that if you won't fight me?"


youreakid.wav(326K) youreakid.mp3(148K) youreakid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Frank: "You're a kid. You live at home. You got no job. All you're good fore is goofing around with your friends on your moped."
Rod: "You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid. I'm a man. I am gonna get you better. And then I'm gonna beat you to death!"


quietplace.wav(50K) quietplace.mp3(23K) quietplace.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "I need to go to my quiet place."


howitsdone.wav(38K) howitsdone.mp3(18K) howitsdone.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "And that is how it's done."


talking.wav(24K) talking.mp3(12K) talking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "Now you're talkin'."


whoswithme.wav(44K) whoswithme.mp3(21K) whoswithme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Now, who's with me?"


wizards.wav(394K) wizards.mp3(180K) wizards.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "I'm kinda grumpy today, dude. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. I was having those dreams again. You know how it's just me in a castle. I gotta fight, like, a thousand wizards. The only way to bet them is to punch them as hard as I can in their faces. And then, when I'm done, all their little wizard wives came out and wanted me just to have sex with them. Which is kind of weird."


party.wav(1666K) party.mp3(756K) party.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "So, I thought it'd be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod, and I like to party. Alright, Dave, you're up."
Dave: "Uh, Hi. My name is Dave, and, uh, I like to party."
Rod: "Uh, no, Dave. I just said that I party, so maybe do something different from me."
Dave: "My name is Dave, and I am the stunt man."
Rod: "You know what? Let's move on. Rico, you're up."
Rico: "Uh, Hello. I'm Rico, and I like to party."
Rod: "Yeah, uh, Rico? What did I just say to Dave?"
Rico: "Who?"
Rod: "Dave."
Kevin: "I like to party. I'm Rod."
Rod: "No. You're Kevin."
Kevin: "Right. Kevin. I party."
Rod: "No. No, you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me."
Dave: "Yes. And we party."
Rod: "No."
Rico: "Yeah, just Rod."
Rod: "Yes."
Rico: "And me."
Rod: "No! I'm the only one that parties."
Kevin: "I'm pretty sure I've partied before."
Rod: "No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party, okay? You do not party."
Kevin: "You're right. Dave's the party guy."
Dave: "Huh-huh, sweet."
Rod: "Oh, my god. Shut up, okay? I'm just gonna do it for you. Denise, this is the crew. Dave's the mechanic. Rico makes the ramps. And Kevin is team manager slash videographer. None of them party. Right? Got it? Okay... let's party."


letsparty.wav(76K) letsparty.mp3(35K) letsparty.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Okay... let's party."


justbringit.wav(217K) justbringit.mp3(99K) justbringit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Maggie (Brittany Tiplady): "Hey, Dave. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch."
Dave: "Maggie! Don't even ask. Just bring it. Come on. Don't just stare at me, go! Thank you."


mouthtomouth.wav(290K) mouthtomouth.mp3(132K) mouthtomouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Oh, what happened?"
Kevin: "You almost drowned. Denise just gave you mouth-to-mouth and saved you."
Rod: "Did it look like we were making out?"
Kevin: "A little bit."
Rod: "Awesome."


whiskey.wav(521K) whiskey.mp3(237K) whiskey.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "My safe word will be whiskey. (He emphasizes the WH sound)"
Kevin: "Sorry, Rod, what was that?"
Rod: "Whiskey."
Kevin: "Don't you mean whiskey?"
Rod: "What?"
Kevin: "You're saying it weird."
Rod: "Saying what wheird?"
Kevin: "All of it."
Rod: "Where do you get off?"
Kevin: "I just don't get why you're saying it that way."
Rod: "Why I'm saying what what whay?"
Kevin: "Forget it."
Rod: "I whill. I whill forget it."


ohshit.wav(33K) ohshit.mp3(16K) ohshit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "Oh, shit."


greentea.wav(621K) greentea.mp3(282K) greentea.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Oh!"
Rico: "I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all bleepdamn day! "
Dave: "Oh! Man, he hit his ass with a parking cone. Nice!"
Rico: "God, I go to church every bleepdamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!"
Rod: "Alright, Rico, you got him."
Denise: "Rico."
Dave: "Not with the trash can, buddy. No, no, no, come on."
Rico: "Trash!"
Rod: "Alright, let's get him off of him."
Dave: "Okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, no, no!"
Rico: "This is my hat, now. This is totally my hat!"


myhatnow.wav(77K) myhatnow.mp3(36K) myhatnow.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "This is my hat, now. This is totally my hat!"


prisonrules.wav(704K) prisonrules.mp3(320K) prisonrules.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Denise: "Oh, Rod, what were you gonna ask me?"
Rod: "Oh, right. I was going to ask you who you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco."
Denise: "is that really what you were gonna ask me?"
Rod: "Yes."
Denise: "Um, grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight. If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco."
Rod: "Wow, that's pretty racist, but correct."


coolerheads.wav(251K) coolerheads.mp3(115K) coolerheads.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "I know what you're doing, Frank. You're trying to make me loose my temper. But it's not gonna happen. I'm afraid cooler heads have prevailed. (Frank hits him in the nose with his cane) You're the devil!"


thatsenough.wav(208K) thatsenough.mp3(95K) thatsenough.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marie Powell (Sissy Spacek): "Alright, that's enough! Frank, back to bed. Rod, outside."
Rod: "Fine. Have fun being married to Satan!"


havefun.wav(42K) havefun.mp3(20K) havefun.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Have fun being married to Satan!"


breakup.wav(374K) breakup.mp3(170K) breakup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Denise: "Every relationship has it's ups and downs, but..."
Rod: "Right, I've heard that. And he's a nice guy?"
Denise: "Oh, yeah. I mean, he's really smart. He's actually in line to become a junior partner at his law firm."
Rod: "Right, totally. You guys should break up."
Denise: "What?"
Rod: "Nothing. Hey, Dave's back."


bathroom.wav(76K) bathroom.mp3(35K) bathroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "You guys, the bathroom here is nuts."


jealousrage.wav(101K) jealousrage.mp3(46K) jealousrage.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Man, Rod. I am just green with jealous rage right now."


theflavor.wav(64K) theflavor.mp3(30K) theflavor.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Jonathan (Will Arnett): "Boom, there's the flavor!"


superdead.wav(133K) superdead.mp3(61K) superdead.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad?"
Denise: "No."
Rod: "Oh, you've gotta see it. He's super dead."


jackhammer.wav(103K) jackhammer.mp3(47K) jackhammer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "So, I'm officially kicking off phase two, Operation Fiscal Jackhammer."


murderhim.wav(234K) murderhim.mp3(107K) murderhim.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Marie: "Oh, it's so good to see him smiling again."
Rod: "Yeah! And you know what won't make him smile? When I murder him!"


awesome.wav(223K) awesome.mp3(102K) awesome.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Yeah, I have various responsibilities within the crew, you know. I'm kind of a jack-of-all-trades, really. I, uh, one time manned a flamethrower."
High School Girl (Carly McKillip): "Cool."
Dave: "Of course it's cool. It's awesome as shit."


tears.wav(353K) tears.mp3(161K) tears.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "Do you see what you're doing to him? You're making him upset. How important is this to you? Huh? I don't even cry, and look at me. You're about to make tears come out of my face."
Rod: "I'm sorry, okay? This isn't what I wanted."
Rico: "Who am I supposed to build ramps for? Who am I supposed to build ramps for now?!"


2legit2quit.wav(308K) 2legit2quit.mp3(141K) 2legit2quit.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now, I'm not legit. I'm un-legit. And for that reason, I must quit."


trippinballs.wav(1505K) trippinballs.mp3(683K) trippinballs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Well, I got off work early. And you know my buddy Derrick? Well, he was like, 'I've got this acid, but, I can't do it.' I was all like, 'Well, I'll do it.' So I did it. And, uh, by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So, I decided to get on my bench grinder and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now."
Rod: "Yeah, well, just try and relax."
Dave: "Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face."
Rod: "I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave."
Dave: "Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan."
Rod: "Yeah, well, it's my mom's."
Dave: "Balls, man! Man, we just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it."
Rod: "I didn't see anything."


mountainface.wav(24K) mountainface.mp3(12K) mountainface.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Take it easy, Mountain Face."


socoolbeans.wav(1023K) socoolbeans.mp3(465K) socoolbeans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Kevin: "So, cool beans?"
Rod: "Cool beans."
Kevin: "Cool beans."
Rod: "Cool beans."
Kevin: "Cool beans."
Rod: "Cool beans."
Kevin: "Cool beans."
Rod: "Cool beans."
Kevin: "Cool beans."
Rod and Kevin: "(It morphs into the 'Cool Beans' Song performed by Rod and Kevin)"
Rod: "Cool Beans!"
Kevin: "So, cool beans?"
Rod: "Yeah, cool beans."
Kevin: "Good."


coolbeans.wav(536K) coolbeans.mp3(244K) coolbeans.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod and Kevin: "('Cool Beans' Song performed by Rod and Kevin)"


amradio.wav(526K) amradio.mp3(238K) amradio.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Barry Pasternack (Chris Parnell): "I gotta tell you boys, I couldn't be more excited about this jump. When people hear me describing it over the radio, they are going to remember that AM radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment."
Rod: "Totally."
Barry Pasternack: "Oh. I used to be number one in this town, but people don't listen to AM radio like they used to. It seems like it's more about FM and color TV."
Kevin: "That's stupid."
Barry Pasternack: "It sure is, Kevin."


reignking.wav(371K) reignking.mp3(169K) reignking.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Barry Pasternack: "This is the big one, boys. This is the one that brings us back. Soon, AM radio will reign king once more! (He laughs maniacally and they laugh along nervously)"


ratherdie.wav(155K) ratherdie.mp3(71K) ratherdie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Frank: "You're gonna get yourself killed."
Rod: "Well, I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass."


cantwait.wav(486K) cantwait.mp3(221K) cantwait.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Frank, if I do land this jump, will you respect me?"
Frank: "Not until you beat me in a fight, you pathetic washout."
Rod: "I can't wit to punch your face in."
Frank: "And I can't wait for you to try."


yourethevoice.wav(2927K) yourethevoice.mp3(1328K) yourethevoice.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Soundtrack: "(A clip of "You're the Voice" Written by Andy Qunta, Maggie Ryder, Keith Reid and Chris Thompson Performed by John Farnham Courtesy of The RCA Records Label and SONY BMG Music Entertainment (Australia) Pty Limited By Arrangement with SONY BMG Music Entertainment)"


whatthehell.wav(500K) whatthehell.mp3(228K) whatthehell.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "What the hell? Was that because of us?"
Dave: "I dunno, man. It started off super positive, then it just got crazy."
Kevin: "I did not like that at all."
Rod: "No, Kev, none of us did."
Rico: "Yeah, it was totally messed up. It's disgusting how people will just, you know, take something good and just take advantage of a situation."
Rod: "Yeah."
Rico: "There was no time to do anything, except just leave and just hope that you're not hurt."


raccoon.wav(213K) raccoon.mp3(97K) raccoon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Denise: "What was that?"
Jonathan: "We just hit a raccoon."
Denise: "Jonathan, don't you think we should stop?"
Jonathan: "Oh, trust me, babe. That raccoon would not have stopped for us."


bigassstunt.wav(136K) bigassstunt.mp3(62K) bigassstunt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Who wants to see me do a big-ass stunt?"


getyoubetter.wav(322K) getyoubetter.mp3(147K) getyoubetter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Frank, I'm gonna get you better, you old sack of shit. And then I'm gonna uncork the ass-beating of a lifetime on you! And you will respect me! Peace!"


nervous.wav(512K) nervous.mp3(233K) nervous.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rico: "You got this, man! Just remember. Drive really, really, really fast, okay? And hold on tight! You'll be fine!"
Dave: "I'm so nervous for you! And everybody here is! We're nervous for you! I was just in the bathroom, and everybody is talking about how crazy this is!"
Rod: "Okay."
Dave: "Don't worry about it! You're gonna do great! Now go kick those buses' ass!"
Rico and Dave: "Whoo!"


universe.wav(248K) universe.mp3(113K) universe.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Dave: "Oh, whoa, wait, what? Why is Rod kissing his sister, man?"
Kevin: "Uh, Denise isn't his sister."
Dave: "She's not?"
Kevin: "No."
Dave: "Man, that shatters my entire universe."


kisswashot.wav(123K) kisswashot.mp3(57K) kisswashot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Barry Pasternack: "I'm not saying that kiss was hot, listeners, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!"


animalkingdom.wav(340K) animalkingdom.mp3(155K) animalkingdom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Souls of the animal kingdom: eagle, fox, bottle-nose dolphin, octopus, house cat. Okay, let's jump this jump."


letsjump.wav(40K) letsjump.mp3(19K) letsjump.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Let's jump this jump."


godsofwar.wav(144K) godsofwar.mp3(66K) godsofwar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Gods of war."
Kevin: "May your hammer be mighty."


started.wav(179K) started.mp3(82K) started.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Rod: "Get ready to meet your maker. (He gets a stick in the face) Oh, God! We hadn't even started yet!"
Frank: "Never underestimate your opponent."


throwingstar.wav(256K) throwingstar.mp3(117K) throwingstar.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Frank: "Well, well, well. Finally, a fight I might actually..."
Rod: "Ahh! Ahhh!"
Frank: "Got you."
Rod: "What the hell? Is that a throwing star?"
Frank: "Uh-huh."

 
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