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busthds.wav(70K) busthds.mp3(70K) busthds.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we could really bust some heads! In a spiritual sense, of course."
results.wav(111K) results.mp3(111K) results.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Personally, I like the University. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."
bedroom.wav(108K) bedroom.mp3(108K) bedroom.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dana: "That's the bedroom. But nothing ever happened in there."
Venkman: "What a crime."
toys.wav(71K) toys.mp3(71K) toys.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Dana: "What is that thing you're doing?"
Venkman: "It's technical. It's one of our little toys."
split_up.wav(45K) split_up.mp3(45K) split_up.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "I think we better split up."
Egon: "Good idea."
Venkman: "Yeah... we can do more damage that way."
chore.wav(25K) chore.mp3(25K) chore.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Well, that wasn't such a chore now, was it?"
bad.wav(268K) bad.mp3(268K) bad.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Egon: "There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
Egon: "Don't cross the streams."
Egon: "It would be bad."
Venkman: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. Whattya mean "bad?"
Egon: "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
Ray: "Total protonic reversal...."
Venkman: "Right, that's bad...OK.. important safety tip. Thanks, Egon."
kicked.wav(35K) kicked.mp3(35K) kicked.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "We came... we saw... we kicked its ass!"
rule.wav(93K) rule.mp3(93K) rule.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "I make it a rule never to get involved with posessed people. (long pause with sounds of passionate embrace) Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule..."
backoff.wav(28K) backoff.mp3(28K) backoff.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "Back off man, I'm a scientist."
dick.wav(35K) dick.mp3(35K) dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
disaster.wav(229K) disaster.mp3(229K) disaster.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions."
Mayor: "What do you mean, biblical?"
Ray: "What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor... real Wrath-of-God-type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies."
Venkman: "Rivers and seas boiling!"
Egon: "40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanos."
Winston: "The dead rising from the grave!"
Venkman: "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together... mass hysteria!"
dog.wav(44K) dog.mp3(44K) dog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "OK... so... she's a dog."
goodeve.wav(189K) goodeve.mp3(189K) goodeve.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "Good evening... as a duly appointed representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place or origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension."
Venkman: "That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray."
toast.wav(57K) toast.mp3(57K) toast.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "Alright.... this chick is TOAST!"
bitch.wav(55K) bitch.mp3(55K) bitch.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Venkman: "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!"
ok.wav(118K) ok.mp3(118K) ok.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ray: "You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909."
Lewis: "It felt great..."
Egon: "We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue."