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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).


pukes.wav(120K) pukes.mp3(120K) pukes.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: (R. Lee Ermey): "You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human bleeping beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian bleep."


whosaid.wav(91K) whosaid.mp3(91K) whosaid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Who the bleep said that? Who's the slimey little communist-bleep-twinkle-toed bleepsucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"


scumbag.wav(19K) scumbag.mp3(19K) scumbag.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "What's your name, Scumbag?"


neck.wav(55K) neck.mp3(55K) neck.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "You had best unbleep yourself or I will unscrew your head and bleep down your neck!"


cowboy.wav(455K) cowboy.mp3(455K) cowboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "How tall are you private?"
Cowboy: "Sir! Five foot nine, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked bleep that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"
Cowboy: "Sir! No Sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Bullbleep. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?"
Cowboy: "Sir! Texas, Sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Holy dog bleep! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir! No Sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Are you a peter puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir! No Sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would bleep a person in the ass and not even have the bleepdamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."




sister.wav(38K) sister.mp3(38K) sister.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and bleep my sister."


faithful.wav(331K) faithful.mp3(331K) faithful.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"


myrifle.wav(116K) myrifle.mp3(116K) myrifle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "(in cadence) This is my rifle, this is my gun."
Recruits: "This is my rifle this is my gun."
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "This is for fighting, this is for fun."
Recruits: "This is for fighting, this is for fun (repeat)"


hardon.wav(85K) hardon.mp3(85K) hardon.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "God has a hardon for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."


here_b4.wav(200K) here_b4.mp3(200K) here_b4.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?"
Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "I can't hear you!"
Recruits: "Sir! Yes sir!"


giveme25.wav(39K) giveme25.mp3(39K) giveme25.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "You slimey scumbag, get on your face and give me 25!"


supistry.wav(340K) supistry.mp3(340K) supistry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball?"
Snowball: "Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "That's right. And do you know how far away he was?"
Snowball: "Sir, he was pretty far. From that Book Suppository Building, sir! (laughter)"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Alright, knock it off."


forever.wav(171K) forever.mp3(171K) forever.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever."


numnuts.wav(39K) numnuts.mp3(39K) numnuts.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: "What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?"


horney.wav(113K) horney.mp3(113K) horney.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Vietnamese hooker: "Well baby... me so horney... me so horney... me love you, long time... you party?"


lead_em.wav(109K) lead_em.mp3(109K) lead_em.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Gunner: "Easy... you just don't lead 'em so much."


bite.wav(49K) bite.mp3(49K) bite.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Editor: "It's a huge bleep sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."


duality.wav(724K) duality.mp3(724K) duality.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

Colonel: "Marine, what is that button on your body armour?"
Joker: "A peace symbol sir."
Colonel: "Where'd you get it?"
Joker: "I don't remember sir."
Colonel: "What is that you've got written on your helmet?"
Joker: "Born to Kill" sir."
Colonel: "You write "Born to Kill" on you helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?"
Joker: "No, sir."
Colonel: "Well what is it supposed to mean?"
Joker: "I don't know, sir."
Colonel: "You don't know very much do you?"
Joker: "No sir."
Colonel: "You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant bleep on you."
Joker: "Yes sir."
Colonel: "Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man."
Joker: "I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir."
Colonel: "The what?"
Joker: "The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir."
Colonel: "Who's side are you on, son?"
Joker: "Our side, sir."
Colonel: "Don't you love your country?"
Joker: "Yes, sir."
Colonel: "Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?"
Joker: "Yes, sir."
Colonel: "Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
Joker: "Aye aye, sir."


beaucoup.wav(125K) beaucoup.mp3(125K) beaucoup.m4r(iPhone ringtone)

8-Ball: "Excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here Little Yellow Sister, is a magnificent specimin of pure Alabama Blacksnake, but ain't too bleepdamn beaucoup."

 
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