All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
bueller.wav(202K) bueller.mp3(202K) bueller.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Teacher (Ben Stein): " (taking attendance) Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?"
Girl: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
computer.wav(52K) computer.mp3(52K) computer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
school.wav(75K) school.mp3(75K) school.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"
playsick.wav(97K) playsick.mp3(97K) playsick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "Ferris plays "The Blue Danube" on his keyboard using sampled coughs and sick sounds."
diamond.wav(77K) diamond.mp3(77K) diamond.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
likenass.wav(84K) likenass.mp3(84K) likenass.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Rooney: "He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body."
Grace: "He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed."
dude.wav(112K) dude.mp3(112K) dude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Grace: "The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads... they all adore him. They think he's a rightous dude."
BLEEPhole.wav(33K) BLEEPhole.mp3(33K) BLEEPhole.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "(pretending to be Sloane's dad) Pardon my French... but you're an bleephole!"
psandqs.wav(104K) psandqs.mp3(104K) psandqs.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "(as Sloane's dad) Now you just mind you P's and Q's buster.... and remember who your dealing with."
Ferris: "Bueller. Ferris Bueller."
ill_go.wav(401K) ill_go.mp3(401K) ill_go.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "He'll keep callin' me.... he'll keep callin' me until I go over. He'll make me feel guilty...THIS IS.... This is ridiculous, ok? I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go... wai.. I'll go... bleep.(car starts... then stops, sounds of Cameron hitting his hand against the car's seat) GOD DAMMIT! ......(car starts and roars... Cameron screams... car stops.)Forget it... that's it."
ferrari.wav(254K) ferrari.mp3(254K) ferrari.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion..."
Ferris: "..it is his fault he didn't lock the gararge."
understd.wav(170K) understd.mp3(170K) understd.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Snooty Maitre D': "I appreciate your understanding."
Ferris: "Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself."
Maitre D': "Thank you."
Ferris: "Don't mention it."
batter.wav(125K) batter.mp3(125K) batter.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "Eh... batta batta batta batta suuuwing batta... c'mon.."
Ferris/Cameron: "Eh... batta batta batta suuuwing batta..."
Cameron: "Hecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thithecan'thit suuuuwing batta..."
dankeshn.wav(570K) dankeshn.mp3(570K) dankeshn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites, and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. Cameron Frye... this one's for you.(Ferris lip synchs the first verse of "Danke Shein.")"
bezerk.wav(201K) bezerk.mp3(201K) bezerk.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "Here's where Cameron goes bezerk. (Cameron screams forever.)"
holyBLEEP.wav(67K) holyBLEEP.mp3(67K) holyBLEEP.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cameron: "Whoa...... Holy bleep!"
testicle.wav(135K) testicle.mp3(135K) testicle.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jeannie: "If you say "Ferris Bueller" you lose a testicle."
Hood: "Oh, you know him?"
life.wav(62K) life.mp3(62K) life.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
mortuary.wav(108K) mortuary.mp3(108K) mortuary.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Camron: "You have reached the Cortland Brothers Mortuary. We are deeply sorry we are unable come to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number we will get back to you as soon as it's humanly possible."