All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
class.wav(41K) class.mp3(41K) class.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Teacher: "Are you in this class?"
Spicoli: "I am today."
fags.wav(26K) fags.mp3(26K) fags.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "Aaah those guys are fags!"
getajob.wav(140K) getajob.mp3(140K) getajob.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Brad: "Why don't you get a job Spicoli?"
Spicoli: "Get a job? what for?"
Brad: "You need money."
Spicoli: "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine."
gnarly.wav(22K) gnarly.mp3(22K) gnarly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
halucin8.wav(45K) halucin8.mp3(45K) halucin8.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Hand: "Am I hallucinating here?... just what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
hey_bud.wav(40K) hey_bud.mp3(40K) hey_bud.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "Hey bud, let's party!"
i-have.wav(16K) i-have.mp3(16K) i-have.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
: "I'll have what she's having."
imwasted.wav(18K) imwasted.mp3(18K) imwasted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "I'm so wasted!"
moron.wav(82K) moron.mp3(82K) moron.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Customer: "It says 100% guaranteed, you moron."
Brad: "Mister if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!"
mr_hand.wav(51K) mr_hand.mp3(51K) mr_hand.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Hand: "Aloha, My name is Mr. Hand."
no-shirt.wav(54K) no-shirt.mp3(54K) no-shirt.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stoners: "No shirt, no shoes, no dice!(laughter)"
on-dope.wav(25K) on-dope.mp3(25K) on-dope.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Hand: "What are you people.. on dope?"
prick.wav(21K) prick.mp3(21K) prick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Phoebe Cates: "That little prick!"
problem.wav(19K) problem.mp3(19K) problem.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "Hey bud, whats your problem?"
tappin.wav(35K) tappin.mp3(35K) tappin.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Damone: "I mean whatever happens your toes are still tappin'."
thatdude.wav(20K) thatdude.mp3(20K) thatdude.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "I know that dude!"
totally.wav(11K) totally.mp3(11K) totally.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
ushistry.wav(220K) ushistry.mp3(220K) ushistry.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mr. Hand: "Yes?"
Spicoli: "I'm registered in this class."
Mr Hand: "What class?"
Spicoli: "This is US history, I see the globe right there."
Mr. Hand: "Really?"
Spicoli: "Really, can I come in?"
Mr. Hand: "Oh please, I get so lonely when that third attendance bell rings and all of my kids are not here."
wasted.wav(92K) wasted.mp3(92K) wasted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Stoner on phone: "(whack whack whack) What was that?"
Spicoli: "That was my skull, I'm so wasted!"
wus.wav(49K) wus.mp3(49K) wus.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Damone: "You are a wuss, part wimp, and part pussy."
yeah.wav(18K) yeah.mp3(18K) yeah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
you-dick.wav(19K) you-dick.mp3(19K) you-dick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Spicoli: "You dick!"
playboy.wav(96K) playboy.mp3(96K) playboy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Jefferson's Brother (Stanley Davis Jr.): "Seen the new playboy?"
Jefferson's Brother: "Bo Derik's tits!"
Spicoli: "All right!"
Jefferson's Brother: "I like sex."