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All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz).
record.wav(270K) record.mp3(270K) record.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chinese Waiter (Rob Schneider): "Four scorpion bowl in five minutes? That's got to be a restaurant record."
Davey Stone (Adam Sandler): "Well, right now I'm going to go for another restaurant record: longest burp. (He burps)"
Chinese Waiter: "Congratulations. Now, please excuse me while I go take shower."
driving.wav(555K) driving.mp3(555K) driving.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cop #1 (Jonathan Loughran): "Hope you're not planning on driving tonight, Stone."
Davey: "Uh, no, officer. I'm just going to say good night to my car then walk home and enjoy the holiday decorations. Liston sweetheart. I have to leave you here alone tonight but don't you worry. I'll be back first thing in the morning. Now behave yourself, and don't stay up too late. Nighty-night. (beep beep of car alarm locking) All right, baby. But let's make this quick. Oh mama! You like it when I hold you like this? Because I'll do it all night long. So sweet. Yes, so precious. I love you, car."
daveyssong.wav(1170K) daveyssong.mp3(1170K) daveyssong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "A clip of "Davey's Song" Written by Adam Sandler, ), Brooks Arthur and Brad Isaacs Performed by Adam Sandler"
barf.wav(54K) barf.mp3(54K) barf.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "I think I'm gonna barf. (he says barf while belching.)"
yourhorn.wav(61K) yourhorn.mp3(61K) yourhorn.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey (Adam Sandler): "Your horn works. Try the lights. (then he laughs)"
rhyme.wav(79K) rhyme.mp3(79K) rhyme.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "Was that something you prepared, or did you just rhyme that many times in a row by accident."
Whitey: "Yeah, that was weird, wasn't it?"
present.wav(132K) present.mp3(132K) present.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Benjamin (Austin Stout): "Hi, Whitey. I got another Chanukah present tonight."
Whitey: "Wow, Benjamin, an Etch A Sketch. Not too shabby."
Davey: "That's a Game Boy, you idiot."
Whitey: "Oh, sorry, I'm not up on modern technology."
firstnight.wav(173K) firstnight.mp3(173K) firstnight.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Benjamin: "First night, I got a basketball and some dreidels. Then, night tow, I got a pup tent so I can camp in the backyard. And tonight, I got this."
Davey: "Wow! Well, maybe on night four the Chanukah monster will come and take a big crap on your bed."
Jennifer (Jackie Titone): "Thanks for sharing the holiday spirit, psycho."
sweet.wav(127K) sweet.mp3(127K) sweet.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "I tell you, your girlfriend's backyard isn't sugar-free. That baby looks sweet."
Whitey: "Technical foul! Technical foul! That's a lady, and you will not speak about her that way!"
patchsong.wav(503K) patchsong.mp3(503K) patchsong.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "Can you imagine? A clip of "Patch Song" Written by Adam Sandler and Robert Smigel Performed by Adam Sandler"
mysize.wav(70K) mysize.mp3(70K) mysize.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "Don't think you can intimidate me just because of my size."
Davey: "Why? You're smaller than me? I didn't notice that."
yougot.wav(129K) yougot.mp3(129K) yougot.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "You got any sond or rock salt in there? I need to get some traction."
Davey: "'Got any sond or rock salt in there? Cause I need to get some...' Oh shut up!"
theworst.wav(54K) theworst.mp3(54K) theworst.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "The worst has happened. I'm covered in human feces."
gross.wav(24K) gross.mp3(24K) gross.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Narrator (Rob Schneider): "You are right. That was gross."
oldman.wav(109K) oldman.mp3(109K) oldman.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "Are you finally dead, old man?"
Whitey: "I'll be over to feed the cats in the morning, Mrs. Addison."
bigbutugly.wav(22K) bigbutugly.mp3(22K) bigbutugly.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "He may be big but he's ugly, Benny."
thespaz.wav(64K) thespaz.mp3(64K) thespaz.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "Uh-oh, looks like you better start showing the spaz some respect."
Brill (Todd Holland): "Just keep playing."
nowsay.wav(61K) nowsay.mp3(61K) nowsay.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey: "Now say what I told you to say."
Benjamin: "Eat that nut-strap biaaaatch!"
mouth.wav(60K) mouth.mp3(60K) mouth.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "My finger's in your mouth, kitty. But I don't feel no teeth."
whyareyou.wav(58K) whyareyou.mp3(58K) whyareyou.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Brill: "(Coughing and choking)"
Jock Strap Guy: "Why are you eating that?"
ophelia.wav(167K) ophelia.mp3(167K) ophelia.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore (Adam Sandler): "Hello?"
Telephone Kid (Kelly Dugan): "Hi, is Ophelia there?"
Eleanore: "Ophelia who?"
Telephone Kid: "Ophelia Hiney."
Eleanore: "Oh, feel my hiney? You hoodlums better bring my wig back! I know it was you!"
robbery.wav(227K) robbery.mp3(227K) robbery.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "It's a home-invasion robbery! Take whatever you want, but please don't chop my legs off!"
Whitey: "It's okay, Eleanore, it's okay."
Eleanore: "Whitey, thank God you're here. We're being robbed by a lunatic. Mister, if you're going to kill us, take off your wet shoes. They're soaking the carpet."
partner.wav(92K) partner.mp3(92K) partner.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "Eleanore, that's Davey Stone, my new partner."
Eleanore: "The criminal? Did he force you to bring him here so he could molest you?"
technical.wav(2126K) technical.mp3(2126K) technical.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey, Whitey and Eleanore: "A clip of "Technical Foul" Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Brooks Arthur, Brad Isaacs and Steven Brill Performed by Adan Sandler"
corndog.wav(198K) corndog.mp3(198K) corndog.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "Now I can understond wrapping the cornmeal around the hot dog but why the heck would they shove this stick in here? I'm getting exhausted trying to cut around it."
Davey: "You're supposed to hold the stick and just eat the corn dog off of it."
Eleanore: "Oh, how futuristic."
saddest.wav(38K) saddest.mp3(38K) saddest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "That's the saddest story I've ever heard."
relapse.wav(58K) relapse.mp3(58K) relapse.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Narrator: "Wow, just when you really started to like Davey, he goes and has a butthole relapse."
intervention.wav(1399K) intervention.mp3(1399K) intervention.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Davey and The Mall: "A clip of "Intervention Song" Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Brooks Arthur, Brad Isaacs and Steven Brill Performed by Adan Sandler and Eight Crazy Nights Cast"
lobstorbib.wav(199K) lobstorbib.mp3(199K) lobstorbib.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "Whitey, they were giving out lobster bibs in the bathroom."
Whitey: "That's not a lobster bib, Eleanore. That's a germ protector for your tushy."
Eleanore: "Oh, okay. Well, I'll use it here. (she puts it on her chair.) My hiney is germfree and I love it."
runhippie.wav(20K) runhippie.mp3(20K) runhippie.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Bus Driver (Allen Covert): "Run, hippie! Run!"
pyramid.wav(50K) pyramid.mp3(50K) pyramid.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Cop #3: "You see something?"
Cop #4: "Just some deer doing a pyramid."
Cop #3: "Okay, well, let's keep looking."
bitemy.wav(36K) bitemy.mp3(36K) bitemy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "All you people can bite my germfree booty!"
busted.wav(63K) busted.mp3(63K) busted.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Chinese Waiter: "I love it! Your ass busted! Now you go to jail and marry big, smelly man!"
bumbiddy.wav(2351K) bumbiddy.mp3(2351K) bumbiddy.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eight Crazy Nights Cast: ""Bum Biddy" Written by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, Brooks Arthur, Brad Isaacs and Robert Smigel Performed by Adan Sandler and Eight Crazy Nights Cast"
themall.wav(173K) themall.mp3(173K) themall.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "I think Eleanore might like Florida and I hear they got some pretty amazing malls there."
Davey: "You're not going anywhere."
Eleanore: "Holy bleep, did the mall just say something?"
stealbeer.wav(111K) stealbeer.mp3(111K) stealbeer.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Mayor Stuey Duey (Kevin Nealon): "Whitey, tonight for the first time in years, your partnel, Davey Stone, actually did a good thing for this community."
Eleanore: "What'd he do, steal beer for everyone?"
brother.wav(120K) brother.mp3(120K) brother.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Whitey: "You know, Stone, if my imaginary wife and I ever have a son, I hope you consider him a brother."
Davey: "Thanks, Whitey. And I'll pretend I never heard you say that."
tongue.wav(62K) tongue.mp3(62K) tongue.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "And when Benjamin falls asleep the both of you can play Spin the Dreidel for tongue kisses"
dropkick.wav(55K) dropkick.mp3(55K) dropkick.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Eleanore: "Now, go live happily ever after or I'll have to dropkick the teeth out of your mouth."
happiest.wav(74K) happiest.mp3(74K) happiest.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Narrator: "Don't worry, folks. Whitey's okay."
Whitey: "This is the happiest seizure of my life."
Narrator: "See, I told you."
chanukah.wav(2320K) chanukah.mp3(2320K) chanukah.m4r(iPhone ringtone)
Adam Sandler: ""The Chanukah Song Part 3" Written by Adam Sandler, Lou Morton, Ian Maxtone-Graham, Robert Smigel, Jonathan Loughran, David Dorfman and Steven Koren Performed by Adam Sandler and The Chanukah Choir"