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Rodney Dangerfield: "1000 Bucks you miss that putt!"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh this is th worst lookin' hat I ever saw... Oh it looks good on you though."

Bill Murray: "You beast, you savage, c'mon bark like a dog for me!"

Bill Murray: "Big hitter... long."

Bill Murray: "Cannonball....cannonball coming!"

Bill Murray: "Cinderella story.. outta nowhere... former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion."

Bill Murray: "I guess we're playing for keeps now, I guess the is pretty much over huh."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey everybody we're all gonna get laid!"

Bill Murray: "Gunga ga gunga ga ga gunga gagunga"

Bill Murray: "He's got a beautiful backswing Oh he got all of that one!"

Bill Murray: "Former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion (STROKE) mmmph It's in the hole!"

Bill Murray: "You're lean, you're mean, and you,re not too far in between either I bet are you?"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Lets go while we're young!"

Chevy Chase: "If you can open a curtain up out there somewhere, I can get right through that window."

Bill Murray: "I smell varmit poontang."

Chevy Chase: "This isn't Russia, is this Russia? No, this isn't Russia."

Bill Murray: "And that's all she wrote."

Chevy Chase: "You're a tremendous slouch."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, somebody step on a duck?"

Lacy: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties?"